is al and 13th planet trying to tell us something?

http://www.thirteenthplanetstore.com/product_info.php?cPath=1&products_id=779

seeems all the new revco clothes come up to size 4xl…
is he hinting we’re all fat? is it from all the bald jokes?

outside of like wu-wear I don’t think i’ve seen band merch come THAT big

I think the point they are trying to relay is not the fact that they assume their fanbase is fat by any means. But more or less incorporate their own, and only size - size j - the jourgensen size…one size fits all…?

band merch goes big. and really tiny.
maybe there’s a sense to drag those fat asses to the table. who knows.
the real question is, “are the gold bracelets bigger?”
you get fat ,and you know the rest. you get sober and lose the lbs., the rings fall off…(running away and laughing)
i would like to see the jewelry selections myself. and then i’ll put in some calls to all the queens i know…my phonebill will put me in debt for at least as much time as it takes for some good music to appear at my honored doorstep.
now i be listening to my president.
and god no, i’m not a woman.

^ lol what?

My guess is that once he went full-on Thrash Butt Rock, “Uncle Al” decided he needed merch to appeal to all the obese dudes with sweaty tank tops and buzz cuts in the pit.

band merch goes big. and really tiny.
maybe there’s a sense to drag those fat asses to the table. who knows.
the real question is, “are the gold bracelets bigger?”
you get fat ,and you know the rest. you get sober and lose the lbs., the rings fall off…(running away and laughing)
i would like to see the jewelry selections myself. and then i’ll put in some calls to all the queens i know…my phonebill will put me in debt for at least as much time as it takes for some good music to appear at my honored doorstep.
now i be listening to my president.
and god no, i’m not a woman.

There’s been a few bizarro posts around here recently but this rules them all. [laugh]

Money and 4Xers are no longer tempted to buy bootleg merch that fits them when they can have the authentic article in their size.

There was a chick selling bootleg Ministry t’s in sizes up to 4X outside HOB-Chicago on North Dearborn.

yes, how dare they sell shirts up to 4x! the fucking nerve, i tells ya!!!

i actually complained to mrsjay one tour that the biggest size they had was 1x, and yes, since i am a disgusting fatty, i needed a 2x. looks like she obliged, and then some. i wish more bands would realize that even disgusting fatties have cash to spend on merch. although i’m not sure how many 4x shirts they’ll move, i have bought a few 2x . and the 3x i own works like a hockey shirt: top layer in cold ass weather.

Fatties have a lot of disposable income because they don’t have gym memberships and frozen pot pies are cheap.

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yes, how dare they sell shirts up to 4x! the fucking nerve, i tells ya!!!

i actually complained to mrsjay one tour that the biggest size they had was 1x, and yes, since i am a disgusting fatty, i needed a 2x. looks like she obliged, and then some. i wish more bands would realize that even disgusting fatties have cash to spend on merch. although i’m not sure how many 4x shirts they’ll move, i have bought a few 2x . and the 3x i own works like a hockey shirt: top layer in cold ass weather.

they can sell shirts how big as the want… it just struck me to see band merch actually going in larger sizes… i mean really… say with like a sweatshirt, you usually only get the XL option which is almost always more or less like a large or a medium and shorter then a normal XL too…
I mean shit, they’re smart it’s not like they got 5 boxes of like 100 4xl’s… i’m sure it’s just a handfull on hand to see how many sell

agreed. like i said, i wish more bands would have more than just 1x sizes, especially in sweatshirts. i’ve always liked them big. like cocks.

i guess i did come off kinda pissy in that post. ah well, it’s what these here internets is for.

I like making my own tshirts. A 3 pack of Fruit of the Looms from Wal-mart and a can of Rustoleum and I am good to go.

I see I’m not the only one. Then again I buy spray-on hair from those late night infomercials. Anyone remember that shit?

Every time this fuckhead bumps a thread We realize that he’s about 600 times worse than we previously thought.

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