Invite 5 people...

Historical figures etc to dinner.

They are?

Justin Broadrick

King Tubby

Jimi Hendrix

Bill Hicks

Amon Tobin

Here’s mine although we might need a translator or two

Salvador Dali

Isidore Ducasse AKA Lautreamont

Gustave Dore

Thomas Jefferson

Oscar Wilde

Fuck dinner, I’d go to the pub with:

Abe Lincoln, Bertrand Russell, Werner Herzog, Flann O’Brien and Charles Darwin (though he’d probably pull a sickie and say he wasn’t going) To rowdy things up a bit I’d bring along Jim Morrison and then swing by Nefertiti’s place when drinks have ran out.

There’s some cool people being listed here.

I’d probably just invite a bunch Mexican Revolutionaries like Emiliano Zapata Pancho Villa, which were badasses in every way.

I know one person i’d invite would be Jack the ripper… why you ask? solve history’s biggest crime mystery

What is this pub you speak of?

FHITA!

Al Jourgenson
Paul Barker
Chris Connelly
Martin Atkins
Patty (Al’s first wife)

They are historical to me at least and I would just sit back and watch whatever happen.

Genius!
Late,
grmpysmrf

I can’t knee jerk this… the only one I know for sure that I would want is Abe Lincoln

In jest I would probably want:
Jesus Christ
Pat Robertson
Newt Gingrich
Ted Haggard
Jessie Helms

I bet there would still be an argument where they gang up on jesus and call him a hippie socialist that resembles hitler.
Late,
grmpysmrf

So far, on my list I have

Frances Farmer
Idi Amin

And that’s all I can decide on just yet…

Aleister Crowley
Aldous Huxley
Marquis De Sade
Friedrich Neitzche
Madame Blavatsky

We would sit around and eat KFC and pizza and talk about ‘freaky shit’.

Then maybe watch some dirty movies.

Aleister Crowley
Aldous Huxley
Marquis De Sade
Friedrich Neitzche
Madame Blavatsky

We … would talk about ‘freaky shit’.

I think Marquis De Sade would dominate (pun intended) this area!

Edit: Huxley is a good choice but I think I would go With Orwell when it comes to the “dystopia” writers. Can’t get into Brave New World it’s too damn slow! hell even 1984 is slow for the first 50 pages but then it takes off and reads like watching tv. I can’t even make it to page 50 with Brave New World. Although, from what I understand, the world is more closely resembling New World than it is '84. although I’m thinking Britain (is it?) might disagree what with their public cameras averywhere!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Oh nice choice Peligro.

Al Jourgenson
Paul Barker
Chris Connelly
Martin Atkins
Patty (Al’s first wife)

They are historical to me at least and I would just sit back and watch whatever happen.

They’d all probably kiss eachothers ass.

Al Jourgenson
Paul Barker
Chris Connelly
Martin Atkins
Patty (Al’s first wife)

They are historical to me at least and I would just sit back and watch whatever happen.

And poor Bill Rieflin’s sitting at your window looking in, a single tear rolling down his cheek.

I know one person i’d invite would be Jack the ripper… why you ask? solve history’s biggest crime mystery

Not really solving the case, but a bit of interesting info I found today.

http://news.uk.msn.com/in-pictures/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=149714645

damn you carmangary. patti jourgenson was on my list.
steve jobs
poison ivy
paul barker
julian schnabel

poison ivy

Poison Ivy of the Cramps??? Or the Batman villain?? Not that there is a whole lot of difference there as they look exactly alike. Lux Interior would have been a good choice too.

cramps.

The smrf’s list rules.

Hmmm…

Jesus Christ
En Esch
Guenter Schulz
Robert Crumb
Ray Bradbury

See how that one’d play out. The way I see it, everyone would be engrossed/sickeded by Crumb’s comics, while Crumb goes into convulsions upon learning that Jesus is black.

Then they wheel in a keg and ring up some strange.