The biggest bitch ever exploded, all 50 megatons of badness (4 times the size as any U.S. bomb ever exploded… pussies)
Bye bye Paris:
The original was supposed to be 100 megatons but that was too dangerous, the crew of the plane that dropped it would have been obliterated. This was exploded in Kennedy’s first year in office. Kudos again Jack for handling the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Just remember to put on your shades and take your iodine pills.
I blame a little bastard named Sokolov! Not sure if Jack was a reference to what I referenced or not, but that’s pretty cool. And for some reason that makes me want to dig out my Fallout 3. Kinda miss my Megaton…
Thats fucking insane man, good thing there never was a nuclear war between the US and the Soviet Union, it would have been devastating to the whole world!
The biggest bitch ever exploded, all 50 megatons of badness (4 times the size as any U.S. bomb ever exploded… pussies)
Ha ha, so maybe they got the bomb 4x the megatons as any of ours, but as mentioned in the second video they needed the blast to be bigger because the U.S. was far superior in terms of accuracy.
So, to make a sexual analogy: though a huge wang may be impressive and devastating, accuracy (as in finding and stimulating the clitoris) is damned important! [:)]
[reply]The biggest bitch ever exploded, all 50 megatons of badness (4 times the size as any U.S. bomb ever exploded… pussies)
Ha ha, so maybe they got the bomb 4x the megatons as any of ours, but as mentioned in the second video they needed the blast to be bigger because the U.S. was far superior in terms of accuracy.
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Precision put the U.S. ahead in the race alright. The U.S. have always put more emphasis on precision (see the current level: U.S. put more emphasis on launchers compared to Russia’s on the warheads http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8589385.stm). But I’m not sure about the argument given there that the Soviets had to build them bigger because they were less precise. I think the Soviets built them bigger and exploded the Tsar Bomba just to look more impressive than the U.S.; to show what they were capable of detonating. To actually fire one of those beasts and hit an enemy target was unlikely (at least in the 1960s) as they probably would have been shot down before they could reach their target. But the fear was there that if they did pull it off, it would be much more destructive than a U.S. nuke. Third degree burns from over 60 miles away!.. Ouch!
finding and stimulating the clitoris
She can find the clitoris herself, once I get my hole I’m happy [laugh]
