I'll never understand competitive eating

This Joey Chestnut guy has had more weiners inside him than my ex.

I’ll never understand competitive eating. My gripe isnt even that its disgusting, but extremely stupid. When this dope pictured above finally chokes on a weiner and croaks I’m gonna be the first one to say “YOU FUCKING DOOFUS! YOU HAD THAT COMING!!!”.

This guy continually wins this Nathan’s Weiner eater contest every 4th of July - Well, there was that one Japanese guy I remember winning a few times but I’m sure he had the common sense to “retire”. That’s another thing, these guys think they’re athletes or that this is a sport LMAO! Get the fuck outta here.

Why not stuff hot dogs up your ass while you’re at it, it’s essentially the same concept is it not? Stuff as many weiners inside you as you can. So stupid.

Very fucking stupid. America loves over eating. How the fuck does one
bounce back from that? Digestive issues aren’t something I’d wish in anyone.
Interesting enough, I’ve been watching this dude LA Beast lately. Does a lot of stupid shit but not just competitive/over eating. I can’t imagine these people live long…

America loves over eating.

The funny thing is he isn’t even fat. Which begs the question. Does he work out like an athlete to burn off the calories? I’ll give him a smidge of credit if he does. But it’s still stupid, and I wish he’d stop carrying around that championship belt, like you accomplished something, ya dope.

How the fuck does one
bounce back from that? Digestive issues aren’t something I’d wish in anyone.

I’d bet money anal leakage is a real issue with these competitive eaters and a huge chunk of their earnings probably go towards purchasing adult diapers. And if that doesn’t dissuade you from competitive eating then we have failed as humans.

Regardless of exercise, I can’t imagine that shits good on your kidneys.
I destroyed two medium pizzas (started on a third)and half a sixer the other night.

Holy fuck, I felt like the pizza was back up to my throat. I exercise but shit that does some damage that last for days. The worst part is I beat myself up for doing such things the next day. It’s wasteful, disgusting and reckless.
I don’t think you could pay me to eat like that again.

I’m gonna look into this. I wanna know their recovery program.

Where’s Kobayashi?!?

I don’t want to be that guy that points out this is why America sucks, but. . .

This is why America sucks.

The grossest shit is when they dip those hot dog buns in the water…I saw that once and almost hurled…

I don’t want to be that guy that points out this is why America sucks, but. . .

This is why America [strike]sucks[/strike] Swallows.

Fify,
You gotta swallow for it to count. just being in your mouth doesn’t count.
(that means two things! [;)])

Where’s Kobayashi?!?

No clue. My guess is he’s somewhere in Japan enjoying some authentic sushi rolls and jerkin’ to some hentai.

I hope he gets tapeworms! He’s a dope too.

HAHAHA!!!

I love eating contests.

I don’t want to be that guy that points out this is why America sucks, but. . .

This is why America sucks.

You’re always “that guy” and I applaud it. I’m gonna buy you a beer sir (in September).

What else America celebrates? Obesity! Keep Yer Lawrs Off My Body!!!

Seriously. I guess if your cool with shortening your life expectancy. But who am I? I use to stick drugs in my arms and nose!

Surely I don’t expect nor want to live forever but I don’t care to make things harder on myself by overeatting and drink/drugging.

Welcome to America…

I guess the various entrails and rat shit that are in hot dogs have no lasting effect!!!

I checked WebMD on the subject and there really aren’t any know side effects related to competitive eating. They mention some possibilities like choking while you vomit your food, but that doesn’t count as a health issue. So, seems totally safe and legit to me.

I didn’t find much negatives either. Mostly found tips on what to do ( let food settle , get rest and drink water) and what not to do ( inducing vomiting , chasing with dessert).

Maybe it’s all a conspiracy. Maybe we are now saying , “ hey! Its okay to over eat! And there’s plenty more where that came from!”

[reply][reply]I checked WebMD on the subject and there really aren’t any know side effects related to competitive eating. They mention some possibilities like choking while you vomit your food, but that doesn’t count as a health issue. So, seems totally safe and legit to me.

I didn’t find much negatives either. Mostly found tips on what to do ( let food settle , get rest and drink water) and what not to do ( inducing vomiting , chasing with dessert).

Maybe it’s all a conspiracy. Maybe we are now saying , “ hey! Its okay to over eat! And there’s plenty more where that came from!”[/reply]

I don’t think anyone comes away from these contests thinking “Hey, I think I will eat 20 hotdogs for lunch today.” There was a King of the Hill episode about this subject, by the way.[/reply]

I simply mean over eating in general. Im guilty.
Dollar menu shit is an example.
How many tacos can I get with x amount of money?
People do it without thinking. Surely there are repercussions also.

Jesus Harold Christ what has this thread turned into? I apologize everyone. Back to SLAYER!!!

Yes, Competitive consumption.
Dont we all do some shit like this? one way or the other?
Only as it is out in the open in your face you look with “OMG that pig”.

A lot of people consume alot of bullshit.
Too much to even be considered a slight imbalance.

You do not rescue a raped little twit into the arms of another rapist. That is how colon cancer starts.

You do not rescue the exploited only to deliver them to another exploiters. How the fuck is that right? or acceptable? Pussies will never start a revolution to fight tyranny and give off the impression to their baggage children it is ok to run from your problems. and you want to subsidize this bullshit on top? really?

Yes, Competitive consumption.
Dont we all do some shit like this? one way or the other?
Only as it is out in the open in your face you look with “OMG that pig”.

A lot of people consume alot of bullshit.
Too much to even be considered a slight imbalance.

You do not rescue a raped little twit into the arms of another rapist. That is how colon cancer starts.

You do not rescue the exploited only to deliver them to another exploiters. How the fuck is that right? or acceptable? Pussies will never start a revolution to fight tyranny and give off the impression to their baggage children it is ok to run from your problems. and you want to subsidize this bullshit on top? really?

What are you babbling about?

I guess when non-competitively digesting my message it went down the wrong pipe. just spit it on the ground and move to the next one. it did not matter.

I’m more into competitive farting.

I guess when non-competitively digesting my message it went down the wrong pipe. just spit it on the ground and move to the next one. it did not matter.

Sure, since that’s where it belongs.

I love the title of this thread.

I love the title of this thread.

^ Best comment.

Seriously, it’s competitive eating. What’s not to understand? You eat as much of X as you can in X amount of time. The one that eats the most wins.