IF U DONT KNOW...NOW U KNOW!

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A Statement From Al Jourgensen And Sascha Konietzko

This statement is being released in an effort to clarify the many concerns that have been expressed directly to us by our friends, fans, supporters and the media in regards to the Wax Trax! Records “Retrospectacle” being held in Chicago, IL, at the Metro on April 15 and 16, 2011.

We both wish to avoid any misunderstandings, miscommunication and misrepresentations regarding this event. To that effect we formally announce that the bands Ministry, KMFDM and Revolting Cocks will NOT be attending or performing at this event. Al Jourgensen was NEVER asked to participate, and Sascha Konietzko’s (and KMFDM’s) desire to participate and perform was DECLINED by the event organizers.

However, while we are both in no way associated with this event, we want to make it clear that we DO support the good works of the charity involved and honor the memory of Wax Trax! founders Jim Nash and Dannie Flesher.

Sincerely, AL JOURGENSEN, Founder & Leader of Ministry/RevCo (Revolting Cocks) and SASCHA KONIETZKO, Founder & Leader of KMFDM

Additionally please NOTE: The announcement that the film FIX: The Ministry Movie will be screened at the Chicago Music & Film Festival during the same time period as Retrospectacle is pre-mature and potentially false. Neither the proposed film nor the deals surrounding it have been finalized. For all official announcements and updates regarding FIX please refer to the 13th Planet Records Website (www.thirteenthplanet.com) or the Official Ministry Website

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Yeah, thanks for clearing that up, Holmes. Of course, we’ve already read it at multiple places, but, seriously, thanks.

So, yeah, now we know.

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The Fix people are continuing full steam ahead with their premiere, btw.
Maybe Al and Angie will show up and they can all fight.

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Maybe they’ll sick Lionel Hutz on the case again . . .

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6187317
(This film debuted exactly a year ago.)

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Al wasn’t even asked to participate. What does that tell you?

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I wonder who this “DUMBPHUCK” person is… signed up for an account, posted this, and has never been back…

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Al doesn’t have time for those events anyway. He’s training for a Triathlon.

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maybe it’s Al :open_mouth:

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A Statement From Al Jourgensen And Sascha Konietzko

This statement is being released in an effort to clarify the many concerns that have been expressed directly to us by our friends, fans, supporters and the media in regards to the Wax Trax! Records “Retrospectacle” being held in Chicago, IL, at the Metro on April 15 and 16, 2011.

We both wish to avoid any misunderstandings, miscommunication and misrepresentations regarding this event. To that effect we formally announce that the bands Ministry, KMFDM and Revolting Cocks will NOT be attending or performing at this event. Al Jourgensen was NEVER asked to participate, and Sascha Konietzko’s (and KMFDM’s) desire to participate and perform was DECLINED by the event organizers.

However, while we are both in no way associated with this event, we want to make it clear that we DO support the good works of the charity involved and honor the memory of Wax Trax! founders Jim Nash and Dannie Flesher.

Sincerely, AL JOURGENSEN, Founder & Leader of Ministry/RevCo (Revolting Cocks) and SASCHA KONIETZKO, Founder & Leader of KMFDM

Additionally please NOTE: The announcement that the film FIX: The Ministry Movie will be screened at the Chicago Music & Film Festival during the same time period as Retrospectacle is pre-mature and potentially false. Neither the proposed film nor the deals surrounding it have been finalized. For all official announcements and updates regarding FIX please refer to the 13th Planet Records Website (www.thirteenthplanet.com) or the Official Ministry Website

Dear Erie Load,

Did Al forward that to you in an email or did he dictate that to you while you fanned him with one hand, wrote with the other, while fellating him and feeding him grapes and chocolate covered dates with your toes, while he snorted heroin off your back?

We greatly anticipate and value your response,
Sincerely,
Evil Dildo