http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19319240
'Publicaans! 'MURICA!
'Publicaans! 'MURICA!
I saw that asshole too! But you shouldn’t dismiss him. you should help elect him that way you don’t live in a bubble and you can’t be accused of being narrow minded… Right Gunnar?
Late,
grmpysmrf
I saw that asshole too! But you shouldn’t dismiss him. you should help elect him that way you don’t live in a bubble and you can’t be accused of being narrow minded… Right Gunnar?
Uhhh, no.
He’s an idiot for saying something completely retarded and should be lampooned and criticized accordingly.
Even if I agreed with his position on whatever policy was being discussed I would STILL have to acknowledge the idiocy of his statements.
He’s an idiot because his ignorant statements on political policy have proved him thusly. Whether he has System of a Down CD’s in his car stereo or some Hank Williams Jr. albums really doesn’t factor into this.
Quit grasping at straws, Son.
Toddy looks like he was nearly aborted when he was a foetus. The abortion wasn’t successful but it did some damage all the same.
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I saw that asshole too! But you shouldn’t dismiss him. you should help elect him that way you don’t live in a bubble and you can’t be accused of being narrow minded… Right Gunnar?
Uhhh, no.
He’s an idiot for saying something completely retarded and should be lampooned and criticized accordingly.
Even if I agreed with his position on whatever policy was being discussed I would STILL have to acknowledge the idiocy of his statements.
He’s an idiot because his ignorant statements on political policy have proved him thusly. Whether he has System of a Down CD’s in his car stereo or some Hank Williams Jr. albums really doesn’t factor into this.
Quit grasping at straws, Son.[/reply]
LOL
Late,
grmpysmrf
Did you see he tried to apologize for his first statements… and like Mustain it didn’t help him any. He now needs to issue an apology for his apology.
Akin Apologizes: ‘I Was Talking About Forcible Rape’
Late,
grmpysmrf
Haha! If you can find a YouTube clip or quote for his “apology” please post it. These people really need some better publicists/ consultants to tell them what to say after they’ve deepthroated their own foot.
Haha! If you can find a YouTube clip or quote for his “apology” please post it. These people really need some better publicists/ consultants to tell them what to say after they’ve deepthroated their own foot.
It’s a 11:57 long dude
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/david/akin-apologizes-i-was-talking-about-forcible
At about 3:30 is where it just gets worse for him.
and at about 5:05 he admits to gargling his foot!!
“Forcible rape”
Isn’t the very definition of rape “forcible”?
Late,
grmpysmrf
That was a softball interview, obviously, and he still fumbled through it.
I wish the interviewer had a bit more teeth and would have said, “Please explain how the female body shuts that thing down”. Because other than admitting that he used the word “legitimate” incorrectly, he never did acknowledge that his statement was completely bananas regardless of whether he’s referring to “forcible” or other rape (whatever).
That was a softball interview, obviously, and he still fumbled through it.
I wish the interviewer had a bit more teeth and would have said, “Please explain how the female body shuts that thing down”. Because other than admitting that he used the word “legitimate” incorrectly, he never did acknowledge that his statement was completely bananas regardless of whether he’s referring to “forcible” or other rape (whatever).
Oh yeah,
I think this was an AM radio program obviously a “friendly/sympathetic” network or program… News shouldn’t have friends.
Still he grilled him harder than I’ve seen main stream news grill people after a fuck up like that… Shouldn’t really call it a fuck up All the dude is guilty of is speaking what he thinks is the truth.
Late,
grmpysmrf
I love the title of this thread!!!
If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that thing down.
It makes it sound like Alex Trebek is going to have to consult the judges based on the information given.
<In my best condescending tone…>
“ooohhhh, sorry, the judges tell me ‘no, it’s not a legitimate rape.’ So, lay there and take it bitch… How much was your wager…? oooh, all of it. Well, it’s still your turn, pick up the pieces and start again.”
Late,
grmpysmrf
Judge: “Objection overruled. You may ask the question.”
Slimey Lawyer: “Miss Perkins, DID or DID NOT your body shut that whole thing down?”
Perkins: [crying] “No. It did not. I’m pregnant.”
Slimey Lawyer: “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client has been falsely accused of rape. He clearly did NOT rape this woman. If it was legitimate rape her body would have shut that whole thing down.”
Judge: “Yep. That’s how it works.”
I used to get my news from Prongs. Now I get it in Impact-plastered, 4chan-ripoff Feisbuk posts.
Can’t tell which is worse.
[laugh]
If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that thing down.
I believe the way the female body shuts this down is one of two ways:
#1 A scary run through the gauntlet of Pro life Christian picketers outside of her local planned parenthood.
#2 beautifully colored manicured acrylic nails attached to the fingers of her sweaty, shaking hand as it clasps a dirty straightened out coat hanger that’s entering her vagina.
So, I mean, really that guy was right… I don’t know what everyone is so upset about.
Late,
grmpysmrf
This is a little off topic, but I never brag on my writing, at least not in the threads (maybe to my wife but that is extremely seldom) But I got to say, I really like the way I wrote #2 up there. it’s starts off so pretty and then moves in to kinda of neutral but odd territory and finally ends up horrible. That’s fuckin Poetic!! YaY me!!
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i REALLY like “shuts that whole thing down”. It’s so…engrish, so fractured, so nonsensical, so disconnected from reality. It sounds like a tagline from a japanese ad for a product called
LEGITIMATE RAPE:
SHUTS THAT WHOLE THING DOWN
haha#2 is quite eloquent in it’s perversion. well said.
That’s funny, Catgoat! I actually had a completely different visual. Remember those health movies (or the cavity creep cartoons) when we were kids and it’s always like, “Oh, hellz yeah! Here come the white blood cells with some tanks and planes and what not with crazy pilots yelling orders at each other as they attack the virus” . . . I picture that, only instead of the brain/ command base being played by an Army general it’s Gordon Ramsey screaming at the eggs and uteri and labias and whatnot in his raging English accent . . .
“SHUT IT DOWN!!! YOU DONKEYS!!!”
This thread is awesome!!!
Edit: looks like two different media outlets are reporting opposites. WSJ reporting he’s NOT dropping out while politico is reporting he IS dropping out From pressure from the RNC. I guess we’ll know which soon.
Late,
grmpysmrf
You know, Missouri is a really pretty state. Lots of wonderful nature to explore.
It’s a fucking shame that we just keep on producing politicians that are the vilest turd sucking pigfuckers in the country. St. Louis is an alright city, but the entire rest of the state is full of these fucking hillbilly fucksticks and every time Missouri politics makes it into the news cycle, I am embarassed to my bones. They really do just let fucking anybody breed, don’t they?