I dare you

To wear an onion on your belt for a day and post pictures.

Which ones? The white ones or those big yellow ones?

Back in my day, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them.

If people laugh at you just tell them you’re wearing it to ward off vampires.

Let them laugh then huh!! Huh!!!

Which ones? The white ones or those big yellow ones?

Back in my day, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them.

It’ll have to be one of the big yellow ones.
Because of the war.