I can't stop laughing. Seriously, look at this.

http://www.pissarmy.com/viewtopic.php?t=22113

I won’t comment.

Except…

I’m from the FBI.

That guy again.

I looked a bit further down on that board and saw a Barker thread linking to an interview with him in 2003:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=3518006#

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=3518629

Pity the interviewer, out of his league a bit. But Paul was nice to him.

there was a period of time after which al did no interviews. uh…okay…who is the other member of ministry who anyone cares about?
i think these are awesome. re-instilling in my head who actually did anything to keep that band alive.
i, along with a LOT of people kept that machine going despite al’s “problems”.
pathetic. i hope paul’s maintained his sanity.(know he has)

poor steve. I think he may not be taking his schizo medicine… I think he may hurt someone if he doesn’t get some help.
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grmpysmrf

It’s very rare that I see/read interviews with musicians and don’t cringe at what they are saying. Paul always seems down to earth and devoid of pretension in interviews. There’s nothing in that interview that you can turn against him. The only “message” he gives, after natural reluctance and putting forth only out of presumed politeness, is to get up off your arse and do something. Simple but important. Compare that with the pseudo politics + intellectualising and narcissism of other artists.

Lol at the interviewer thinking Animositisomina was an Italian word.

Anyway I think I know how Paul and others might have felt having to put up with Al. I’ve a “friend” who I’ve worked with on a number of things over the past few years. He’s always at the front of everything and knows everybody and assumes full credit for everything he’s “worked” on, while myself and some others have had to listen to his occasional paranoid + neurotic diatribes while we did the actual work! I tend to keep our business to a minimum these days. The sad thing is some others, who know what he can be like, still hold him in high regard and would swing with him in the event of a fallout or whatever. I put it down to peer issues and his ubiquity at events. He hasn’t bastardised ‘What A Wonderful World’ to my knowledge though so I’ll grant him that.

Funny about that sp.ed… I recall reading somewhere that Paul used to have to sort Al’s shit out to the extent of picking his daughter up from school because mum and dad were too fucked off their faces to do so. Sad.

Mick, I know exactly how ya feel. It’d be interesting if you went to all these people individually… my guess is, they’d all feel the same way as you. Divide and conquer, I say.

In the past year, I’ve had 4 mates I regarded as brothers completely stab me in the back in the worst ways possible. I’ve really got wonder what it is with people… there just seems to be this prevailing narcissistic personality which dictates that people/friends/whatever are just a means to an end… that end being their personal gratification. Sorry if I sound like a bitch for bringing this up, but I thought it’d serve well as an example to make my point.

The irony is… at the same time, these sort of people tend to make friends easily, love the whole social networking bullshit… which is probably half the reason they consider people so dispensable. Sad.

I recall reading somewhere that Paul used to have to sort Al’s shit out to the extent of picking his daughter up from school because mum and dad were too fucked off their faces to do so.

I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall during Ministry’s heyday (88 - 95). The shit I would have seen. I’ve never heard that particular rumour that you mentioned, but there was a story going around that Al had to go down to his daughter’s school and straighten out her teacher who was apparently under the impression that Al was raising his family in a hippie sex/drug cult similar to Charles Manson’s.

In the past year, I’ve had 4 mates I regarded as brothers completely stab me in the back in the worst ways possible. I’ve really got wonder what it is with people… there just seems to be this prevailing narcissistic personality which dictates that people/friends/whatever are just a means to an end…

You’re still young skeeter. You’ve got your whole life ahead of you and a whole lot of backstabbing/skull-duggery to look forward to. Believe me people get worse as they get older. I’ve had good friends implicate me in serious crimes just to prove they weren’t to be fucked with. I’ve had best mates treat me like complete shit in front of people they were trying to impress. And later, when I confronted these ‘mates’ about the way I was being treated, I was told it was all in my imagination.

Life is only just beginning. Ride that downward spiral my friend. Ride it!

The irony is… at the same time, these sort of people tend to make friends easily, love the whole social networking bullshit… which is probably half the reason they consider people so dispensable. Sad.

The most evil people I have ever met were so called ‘popular’ people. You are right. Friendship is a here today gone tomorrow thing for them. They don’t care about you in the end because they can give you the boot and there will be dozens of other like-minded individuals waiting to take your place.

I find it odd that you start this thread to make fun of an obviously mentally disturbed person and then later complain how people are mean to you. What comes around goes around perhaps?

I think sicksteve is having us on. A consistent ploy that is leading somewhere. Is that sicksteve I make out on the grassy knoll?

reading an al interview I usually leave with the impression that he’s trying too hard

reading an al interview I usually leave with the impression that he’s trying too hard

Perhaps he should put that “effort” in other places so he wouldn’t have to try so hard later!
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grmpysmrf

I find it odd that you start this thread to make fun of an obviously mentally disturbed person and then later complain how people are mean to you. What comes around goes around perhaps?

Green Death, I’m not going to waste time in rebutting your point with bullshit rhetoric, and will basically take that criticism like a man.

However, I thought I should mention ‘steve’ and I have a bit of a history.

When I first joined pissarmy, this chap decided to rebutt any of my comments by referring to me as ‘homo teenager’. Don’t get me wrong, I certainly wasn’t remotely upset, and actually found it funny that this was the way a grown man got his kicks… but the thing is, it came from nowhere and I did nothing to bring it on, and so it just got annoying after a while.

I’m inclined to agree with mick, and I honestly don’t think steve is a ‘helpless’ as he’s leading us to believe. Personally, I think the whole thing is a ploy for attention or to win back people he put offside, and I posted it here because… well, it’s a pretty fucking hilarious indictment not only of the pathology behind such a post, but also on the state of the pissarmy.

Porkspam, I totally agree with ya. The whole ‘drunken uncle grampa wino’ act has worn thinner than Al’s hairline. I’m such a bitch. Nonetheless… look at Al’s interviews from 1986-1996… he had a lot of intelligent things to say, by contrast. Now it’s just ‘LETS GET DRUNK AND MAKE MOO-SICK, LOLZLLZLZZ!’
Sad.

there was a story going around that Al had to go down to his daughter’s school and straighten out her teacher who was apparently under the impression that Al was raising his family in a hippie sex/drug cult similar to Charles Manson’s.

And don’t forget the time other kids at Adrienne’s school were teasing her for her dad being a ‘murderer’ after that junkie poet died… don’t get me wrong, Al did nothing wrong there, but it’s interesting nonetheless.

You’re still young skeeter. You’ve got your whole life ahead of you and a whole lot of backstabbing/skull-duggery to look forward to. Believe me people get worse as they get older. I’ve had good friends implicate me in serious crimes just to prove they weren’t to be fucked with. I’ve had best mates treat me like complete shit in front of people they were trying to impress. And later, when I confronted these ‘mates’ about the way I was being treated, I was told it was all in my imagination.

Life is only just beginning. Ride that downward spiral my friend. Ride it!

Fuck. Me. Dead.

Well… at least we have cute trannies to lubricate that slide to make it easier as we go along.

I think Steve’s the real deal.
He’s been that guy for a long time now and hasn’t broken character… (although I don’t frequent the fat kid camp anymore so he may have broken character since I’ve left)
I truly feel sorry for him. Guess it’s my bleeding heart but I have a soft spot in my heart for him because he truly seems like a tortured soul!
Late,
grmpysmrf

I think Steve’s the real deal.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Confirmed.

yawn

Al’s interviews are better when they’re with fan/indie press. With the mainstream music press it’s always the same stock answers. He branches out more when he knows the interviewer wasn’t just assigned the job by his editor.

Sick Steve is insane…not in a good way I might add.

Eeeesh.

Just… eeeeesh.