How To Troll A Dating Website

This is brilliant…

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1017090&nmt

that…is pretty amazing. lol.

That was beyond brilliant. The black ones are scaldy but great.

Made my day. Thanks, Akbar.

fkkk man you never fail to make my day! lol that was fuckin’ hilarious!

that is great, thanks akbar!

I’m a little jealous i didn’t think of this!
Late,
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the batman and trollface ones. oh fuck… [laugh]

LMFAO!!!

oh Jesus

Bwah ha ha ha!

I think my personal favourite is the one where he mentions the chick having the same drill as him, which he spotted in the background of the photo.

Gold.

I think my personal favourite is the one where he mentions the chick having the same drill as him, which he spotted in the background of the photo.

Gold.

Bingo!

It’s as if the drill makes him somehow legitimate. hahaha

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It’s as if the drill makes him somehow legitimate. hahaha

It’s interesting to see how other’s read things. I didn’t get that impression at all. I read it as more of an underhanded insult… something to the effect of “You’re posting your picture on a dating website and you couldn’t even bother to look somewhat like a lady… you have a drill in the background for christ sakes!!”[/reply]

I read it as some sort of double entendre until I saw it in the back ground…

sorry to be a cunt, but some of those wimmin… <shudder>

sorry to be a cunt, but some of those wimmin… <shudder>

It is a dating website after all. The very lovely skelatoregirl (the girl with the drill) listed as her interest: ‘finding attractive men’. She should have been honest and listed Makita drills as her main interest.

This is why dating websites cannot be trusted: behind any half decent looking girl there may be on such a website, there’s a skelatoregirl typing away with a Makita drill nearby.

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sorry to be a cunt, but some of those wimmin… <shudder>

It is a dating website after all. The very lovely skelatoregirl (the girl with the drill) listed as her interest: ‘finding attractive men’. She should have been honest and listed Makita drills as her main interest.

This is why dating websites cannot be trusted: behind any half decent looking girl there may be on such a website, there’s a skelatoregirl typing away with a Makita drill nearby.[/reply]

Yeah… there’s something to be said for just putting yourself out there and going for it. But the reality is… and I truly, truly hate to sound like a cunt, but some people just haven’t got a hope in hell.

So, I can’t knock internet dating. Hell, even if you’ve got the goods, some just don’t seem to be able to go out there and get what they want for whatever reason. It’s funny, coz I had a mate all through high school who was good looking, well cut, and even though he annoyed the fuck out of me, chicks seemed to really like his personality. Yet, he’d pack up whenever he seemed within a hair’s breadth of getting lucky. By contrast, I had another acquaintance who was a real cunt of a bloke, looked like Chief Wiggum, but still seemed to reel them in by making them laugh while treating them like crap.

Went off on a tangent there… but I think those dating sites, yeah, the quality’s pretty rank, but if it means those people are happy with what they get, then whatever. All power to them. I gotta admit, the ‘finding attractive men’ part really is a fucking laugh [crazy]

as with females in any given situation, they’re wired differently, and drama in real life translates to drama on the internet. its not a friendly place for women. then again, misogyny has been going on since the hacker days. total boys’ club.

I’ve seen some pretty good looking women on OKCupid but most of those delete their account or go inactive within a few weeks. Due to a feature that highlights the new users they get inundated in hundreds of perv messages almost instantly.

I’ve seen some pretty good looking women on OKCupid but most of those delete their account or go inactive within a few weeks. Due to a feature that highlights the new users they get inundated in hundreds of perv messages almost instantly.

well that’s not our fault…pity girls don’t desire it as much as we do.

I was in my uncle’s workshop the other day and I saw a badass Makita drill and I thought of skelatorgirl.