How to be a good lover

I got 2 kids out of about 5 minutes of work. I don’t know about good but I am efficient.

Employee of the Month.

If ya really want to impress a girl (before 1993) you’d bring her to a GG Allin gig, where he could fling his shit on you and tell you that he owns your kids.

“I’m infected with AIDS, I fuck everyday… I kill everything I fuck”

Poetry.

Does anyone have any opinions on this dead guy?

I think he was one of the biggest fuckwits to ever ride animals on stage.

My only opions about GG come from watching “Hated” which is a hugely enjoyable movie even though the lead does indeed come across like a first class fuckwit.

“Lovage: music to make love to your old lady by” is a must
to get to the love making level then “handsome boy modeling school” will teach you the ways of love over several cds

This is a photo of my ideal lover. Way sexier than the pen and ink demonatrix.

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Delicious.

I love the way his white shorts bunch up at his crotch!!

Went to a GG gig once on Valentine’s Day out of curiosity after only hearing Hated in the Nation. My friend brought his girlfriend, and she sensibly hid under a pool table for most of the short gig. GG had strippers from the Cleremont Lounge onstage with him, any of my fellow Atlantans here familiar with this fine establishment will know what a revolting spectacle this was. The best thing about the show was the flyer, GG holding a valentine over his chest that said ‘Be Mine’. Now there’s an image to bring home to your parents.

Mmmmmmm cherries. Black Cherries.

where’s the right hand going in those white shorts?