How to be a good lover

What do you think entails a good lover? Also, what is your favorite song to have playing during fornication?

My favorite songs for fornication are “I’ve Been Workin’ on the Railroad” and “That Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeeze”. Those two really get me going!

I think that the good sense to minimize your laughter during climax is essential for modern lovers.

Cant beat Type O Negative’s ‘October Rust’ to aid the melting process.

tackhead.

This one’s easy:

Being Honest
Trusting each other/loyal
friendship

If you have these traits…the love will cum.

I like listening to any 70’s group…Bread (the song “IF”) is one of them.

once again, iron sheik gives excellent advice about love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4CZJjDE9ZI

a good lover? well what do you mean by lover? purely somebody who has sex with you? or the whole package, boyfriend/girlfriend,etc?
good song? well you want a fast time or a slow time?
raspberry swirl by tori amos was a fun time for a while

Also, what is your favorite song to have playing during fornication?

Anything by The Wiggles.

once again, iron sheik gives excellent advice about love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4CZJjDE9ZI

LOLOL dude. what the fuck?!

I bet this man is a good lover:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hv3TgGE9ww

Look at that power! His music is even stronger than John Philip Sousa!!

iOOOOOOmmmmph!!! Get out of my car!!!

or if you really want to feel get about yourself fuck her until she cries, while Stipe Belts out that everybody hurts!
Late,
grmpysmrf
And because I know you’re wondering about the romantic fantasy that is grmpysmrf, No blue velvet, these are not true stories, Nor will I sweep you off of your feet (mostly cause I’m sure I can’t lift your fat tits) no matter how much you pay me!!

I bet this man is a good lover:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hv3TgGE9ww

Look at that power! His music is even stronger than John Philip Sousa!!
Hmmm reminds me of someone I met on a drunken teenaged night.

This chick would be GREAT.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ajDTIf3o41o

This chick would be GREAT.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ajDTIf3o41o

Belly-dancing and goth - a real peanut butter chocolate combo I have to say! I’d be afraid the woman’s power pelvis might rip me in two, however…

This couple is where it’s at for Gothdustrial Superstar Dance Powerhouse:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=vUA6e-s2pBw

Before tonight I had no idea that Youtube was filled with so many Germans dancing their 4/4 angst out for the whole of the internets. Brilliant!

Look at that power! His music is even stronger than John Philip Sousa!! [/quote] Hmmm reminds me of someone I met on a drunken teenaged night.

I hope that the dude took you to his place, stripped his shirt off and then proceeded to dance his martial arts inspired rage dance for you in his living room as some form of brilliant mating ritual. That would outsex sex.

i think afra’s next project should be a live prongs comedy hour. forget the dj act.

I hope that the dude took you to his place, stripped his shirt off and then proceeded to dance his martial arts inspired rage dance for you in his living room as some form of brilliant mating ritual. That would outsex sex.
He did. Then we watched The Matrix together.

I am asking in the complete sense though, the whole package not just someone who will have sex with you.

Get over yourself grmpy, and maybe try some intelligent responses every now and again?

People are hilarious.

Do the goth folk find each others dances impressive in anyway? Or is it just the usual goth thing of doing it just to be hated and hissed at by “normal” people.

Though occasionally you might get a goth girl who is good looking in some way, make up and such should be kept to a minimal (ie. no white on the face) A girl’s hair can be very powerful in attracting a dude but all that uneven shit and multicolours… not for me.

Cant think of any way people could dance to industrial without looking like a bit of a goof but if ya dont care and just move around a bit its a not a big deal. I had the experience of Mrs Jay giggling in front of me a few years ago to ‘Bad Blood’ and to be honest it wasnt too bad. There was nothing static about it, she just moved about without moving about too much.

He did. Then we watched The Matrix together.

I am asking in the complete sense though, the whole package not just someone who will have sex with you.

You watched the Matrix after? Rad! I hope later on he showed you his favorite Vampire: The Masquarade character!

To honestly answer the question, I’ve been married for 15 years so I’m not looking for a lover, I’m quite happy with my wife. We know each other quite well, share interests, can still talk for hours, have the same skewed sense of humor and can get pretty deep into conversation. Sexually, we still click too - so I’ve got not a lot to complain about.

If she were to go for one reason or another, I really have no idea what I’d look for in a lover…

[reply]Also, what is your favorite song to have playing during fornication?

Anything by The Wiggles.[/reply]

Dude! Thank god my kid is past his Wiggles stage.

The pain I feel can only be expressed through my Gothic Industrial gesticulations, my crow make-up and my collection of Stargate Atlantis DVDs! I youtube myself so that others my see my pain and be impressed by my powerful moves. Sometimes they throw scorn at me but that just proves how misunderstood I am and how fucked up this world is!

Honestly, I spent quite a bit of time dancing the industrial stomp and I’ve had a great time with it. I’m just happy Youtube didn’t exist when I was of “a certain age” or I’m sure there’d be some great videos of me “expressing myself” in the most embarassing dance moves imaginable!