How come

not all of the emoticons work? I just can’t say it how I really feel about something without putting a yellow faced thingamajiggy next to it.

ok roll call:
smile- [:)]
wink- [;)]
Frowny- [:(] (doing a heckuva job frowny!)
tongue- [:P]
Fonzy- [cool]
em/bare/assed -[blush]
halo boy/girl- [angelic]
DGAF- [crazy]
MaggitTooth - [mad]
seeing titties- [shocked]
lol- [laugh]
perplexed- [:/] (what a great word, perplexed-this was actually in the running for “taking musical advice from Jizzy”)
bored?- [:|]
Shifty- [sly]
Blue velvet’s thoughts on being a woman- [pirate]

Alright, it would seem we are two shy of a full class! Is it coincidence that “blush” and “crazy” are the two missing? Is “blush” too shy to show up to work? and “crazy,” doesn’t care if he gets fired for not showing up because he says, “the little people with the big helmets have a secret!”?
I mean C’mon here people WTF? If they’re not showing up, take 'em off the roll! Or call home at the very least to make sure they are ok!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Bored and finished whackin’ off eh?

well the first one ne way

finished whackin’ off eh

you were thinking about my penis!

Hmmm, yeah. Sure was, disease ridden poker it is.

Disease? no way, but if that’s what you like, I can’t stop you from daydreaming.

You mean

I can’t stop daydreaming about you.

You mean
I can’t stop daydreaming about you.

No, it was right the way I wrote it.

Sure sure. Whatever floats your boat dude.

Where your Mrs?

MaggitTooth - [mad]

PRICELESS.

[reply]
MaggitTooth - [mad]

PRICELESS.[/reply]

Ya’ like that? [:)] I like to throw my peeps a bone every now and a again!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Sho 'nuff. It’s DEVAFUCKINGSTATING!!!1!

in response to "how come’ all’s i have to say is what years ago people in jamaica would say–“soon come”. this meant you’d see 'em in five minutes or five days.
this life is a crapshoot.when you figure that into the internet mix, it all makes sense.