Hello. If you are a fan of Ministry, other abrasive forms of music (which you obviously are if you’re on this board) you have likely had this predicament. What to do when the girl you’re sleeping with wants to bang to music?
It’s not that I don’t have a moderately eclectic taste in music; but in step with my taste, I also don’t have a lot of moody, get down to sex time music either. So what have the rest of you done in this situation?
Out of necessity I have integrated some prongs - approved music into my bone sessions. Such (surprising) hits have included…
Jesu - Weightless & Horizontal, Tired of Me & Brighteyes
Morphine - Cure for Pain, All my Way, Candy
Ministry - Midnight Cowboy (live)
as far as Al related albums go, that Ascension of the Watchers LP is actually really nice to have in the background… but only if you want to have sorta passionate meaningful relations.
i like a lot of jazz so that works…
also Bauhaus… goth rock always gets things working…
I tried hookin up to ANimositisomina with a girl once did not go over well The fragile went over better. I put on Holy Money by the swans while hooking up with this girl and she told everyone i was a masocist. You should try some ambient music that usally goes over well but i guess this all depends on what kind of sex you are having
Ambient and chill music is always good. Albums I can recall playing during the act include MCMXC a.D. by Enigma, Dead Can Dance’s first album, and The Cure’s Disintegration. A few women I know like Violator by Depeche Mode, too, though my last girlfriend got extremely horny after listening to Playing The Angel (the drinking probably helped, but whatever works!). Closer by NIN seems to have case some sort of magical spell on all women, everywhere. When they hear it, they want it, at least from what I’ve seen. Trisomie 21’s Million Lights works on a romantic level. I actually met someone at a club years ago who put on Propaganda’s A Secret Wish when we got back to her place, which was a nice surprise.
deftones - mascara
interpol - public pervert (carlos d remix)
team sleep - princeton review
team sleep - out ride to the rectory
team sleep - kool aid
air - playground love
air - empty house
deftones - RX queen
incubus - summer romance (anti-gravity love song)
ministry - vex & siolence
julien k - systeme de sexe
pig - transceration
puscifer - the undertaken (renholder mix)
velvet acid christ - pretty toy
KMFDM - fuck me
deah from above 1979 - sexy results (MSTRKRFT remix)
nin - closer (obviously)
nin - a warm place
nin - reptile
heartbreak - robot’s go the feeling
hawksley workman - dirty & true
“Row Row Row Your Boat”
“The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze”
“Theme Music to Television’s Doogie Hauser M.D.”
The Revolting Cocks “(Let’s Talk) Physical”
John Cage “4’33”
Anything by Kurt Schwitters
“The Barney Song” (great to get things romantic)
