Happy Turkey Day

Probably the worst possible time to be on a diet if you’re an American. Which I’ve been on for about 2 weeks now. But all that will be undone today with the copious amounts of stuffing and delicious turkey that I will consume today.

Spending it with the familia though, and I think my sister’s bf is coming. I really hate that fucker.

Have a good one yall

Haha you picked a bad time of the year to go on a diet…Have a good one!!!

fuck a diet!

I’m personally looking forward to ham more than turkey. Sure I’ll eat a little dark meat but ham is just so much better. Also hoping for good stuffing and deviled eggs. Really hoping my step mom doesn’t do the deviled eggs this year. She puts relish in them and it’s disgusting.

Yea I like Ham better too, but you can’t go wrong with a giant roasted Turkey! We didn’t even have stuffing!!! I was like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? The gravy though, it was jizz in your pants worthy.

XtRaterrestrial, that should be the new standard for rating gravy.

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZSBq8geuJk0

NO HAM!!!

But we did have fried turkey and kick ass stuffing. But I got another family gathering to go to for Black Friday. OH YES, THERE WILL BE HAM.

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all: http://www.youtube.com/...ed&v=ZSBq8geuJk0

Oh lordy. The next Miley Cyrus yall! [:/]

NO HAM!!!

But we did have fried turkey and kick ass stuffing. But I got another family gathering to go to for Black Friday. OH YES, THERE WILL BE HAM.

HAM-a-tize me captain.

I had three separate Thanksgivings. I have a lotta family and too many friends. I’ve been pissing coffee and beer for the past two days and I think my blood type right now is pumpkin spice.

Me and my pops were gonna do what we did last year and stuff a turkey with chorizo, but one of my younger cousins is really autistic and has severe sensory defensiveness issues with taste and texture, so that was a no-go. Too bad, too. It’s the stuff of legend.

Today was my “sleep, rehydrate, and not move too much” day.

Happy Thanksgiving, U.S. Prongers.

Ham on Thursday and turkey on Friday. I love real baked ham and stuffing/dressing.

I had three separate Thanksgivings. I have a lotta family and too many friends. I’ve been pissing coffee and beer for the past two days and I think my blood type right now is pumpkin spice.

Me and my pops were gonna do what we did last year and stuff a turkey with chorizo, but one of my younger cousins is really autistic and has severe sensory defensiveness issues with taste and texture, so that was a no-go. Too bad, too. It’s the stuff of legend.

Today was my “sleep, rehydrate, and not move too much” day.

Happy Thanksgiving, U.S. Prongers.

Chorizo. Enough said. The aroma of chorizo alone will drive me insane for it.