Probably the worst possible time to be on a diet if you’re an American. Which I’ve been on for about 2 weeks now. But all that will be undone today with the copious amounts of stuffing and delicious turkey that I will consume today.
Spending it with the familia though, and I think my sister’s bf is coming. I really hate that fucker.
I’m personally looking forward to ham more than turkey. Sure I’ll eat a little dark meat but ham is just so much better. Also hoping for good stuffing and deviled eggs. Really hoping my step mom doesn’t do the deviled eggs this year. She puts relish in them and it’s disgusting.
Yea I like Ham better too, but you can’t go wrong with a giant roasted Turkey! We didn’t even have stuffing!!! I was like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? The gravy though, it was jizz in your pants worthy.
I had three separate Thanksgivings. I have a lotta family and too many friends. I’ve been pissing coffee and beer for the past two days and I think my blood type right now is pumpkin spice.
Me and my pops were gonna do what we did last year and stuff a turkey with chorizo, but one of my younger cousins is really autistic and has severe sensory defensiveness issues with taste and texture, so that was a no-go. Too bad, too. It’s the stuff of legend.
Today was my “sleep, rehydrate, and not move too much” day.
I had three separate Thanksgivings. I have a lotta family and too many friends. I’ve been pissing coffee and beer for the past two days and I think my blood type right now is pumpkin spice.
Me and my pops were gonna do what we did last year and stuff a turkey with chorizo, but one of my younger cousins is really autistic and has severe sensory defensiveness issues with taste and texture, so that was a no-go. Too bad, too. It’s the stuff of legend.
Today was my “sleep, rehydrate, and not move too much” day.
Happy Thanksgiving, U.S. Prongers.
Chorizo. Enough said. The aroma of chorizo alone will drive me insane for it.