So anyone got plans for Halloween yet? I’m taking my girl to see NIN in Nashville for Halloween (should prove to be a good show, or so I hope).
What are all of you getting into? Or is it too early to plan things like that?
Peace!
Krowe
They actually bus kids in from all over the city to trick or treat in my neighborhood so unless you want to spend 1000 bucks on candy you have to go out or turn off all the lights and hide. I tried handing out candy last year and ran out in 8 minutes. I briefly thought I was going to be stripped for parts but managed to get away.
my old neighbors were these two lesbians who’d deck out their courtyard with all kinds of witch crap and pretend to set their (fake) cats on fire.
may have to take a cue from those two.
but i may have to modify the arsenal and get some “wax” (Halloween) blown up real good.
halloween’s always good. …tellin’ little kids to mind their manners or get ready to hear some skinny puppy. (dull stare…"uh, whatcha mean by that mister…)
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They actually bus kids in from all over the city to trick or treat in my neighborhood so unless you want to spend 1000 bucks on candy you have to go out or turn off all the lights and hide.
It isn’t too bad in my neighborhood. But every now and then a pickup truck full of Mexicans will pull up and want candy. None of them are in costumes and they are often in their 40s.
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That’s fuckin’ hilarious. Sad but true.
Think I’m just gonna pass out the goodies again this year with a few friends and a case of booze. Blast some Sabbath as usual and indulge in snuff films or something. [;)]
Hmmmm, probably drink some Tequila and play with myself.
Handing out candy while the wife takes the kids around. I’ve got a whole load of new decorations that I need to try out this year…
I’ve discovered the joy of going to all those makeshift Halloween stores on November 1st and getting decorations that were 30$ for 99 cents. Just have to wait a year to try them out. Should be pretty good.
My older son is thinking about having me bury him in leaves in my front lawn so that he can jump out and scare kids as the walk by. I’m pleased.
i’ll kill the lights in the house, put in Halloween 1 then 2 on the DVD player, and if I’m still in the mood after H2 I’ll pop in evil dead. been doing that for the last 4 years.
bought candy for two years, but felt bad cuz i kept running out. they always seem to come in bursts, and it never failed i’d run out on a group when there were two right behind them and i’d have to say “sorry guys - that was all i had”. you get bad looks even from the parents. heh.
senor jizzwad, doesn’t running marathons and all that level out the sugar? i have the opposite problem, but exercise to that degree is supposed to keep you off the meds.
anyway, why no mention in your wish list of panties, dude?
Hmmmm, probably drink some Tequila and play with myself.
MOTHAFUCK passin’ out candy… THIS is my new game plan.
Thanks, Velvet!
I will most likely get wasted and ding dong ditch 'till 3 a.m.
YEA! i know really immature.
@ Jizzwad, did you ever snag a copy of the Halloween III Soundtrack? Tis the season, dim the lights and throw that one on, Carpenter’s best!
mischief night i go see henry rollins do his thing in NYC… I’ll probably be much more scared then the next day
i have always had low blood sugar–i wouldn’t be surprised if big al has the same since pretty much everyone i have known who’s been an alcoholic(THAT"S ME TOO) at some point was “diagnositized” with the sugar thing.
at times when i feel really shitty i remember to get a glass of milk from the fridge or some turkey(no jive turkey please), some kinda protein which does level the sugar. never been able to take naps. that’s probably another “common symptom” . i feel worse if i dose than if i keep my act goin’.
i don’t take any meds. i walk it off and all’s good.
(fuck, i sound like a retarded nurse)
anyway, for people who are hypoglycemic(no needles dudes)
the key is to remember to consume some straight protein. (jokes flyin’ off the wall on that one). but seriously, i think the same applies to diabetics.
i could be wrong.
i totally feel your pain senor jizz. it kinda fucks up your “extracurricular” activities.
but then…makes the man. ("can i get a witness?..)
uh…again, why no panties mentioned in yer wish list, senor jizz?
panties aren’t bought for comfort, my friend.
they’re meant to be …uh…peeled off.
(this should get some commentary…)
My Type 1 Diabetes can’t handle candy and all that boo-ya - so I will gladly accept donations for the following:
apples - red delicious / Granny Smith
Boxes of raisins
packages of saltines
toothbrushes
Unicef pennies
Coloring Books
8X10 pictues of Wilford Brimley
free pass to date your wife or girlfriend
Pale Moon Autumn Ale
weed
Ambien Tabs
bondage porn
blowjobs
bags of rubber dicks
Lancets for my Accu-Chek pen
Mecryful Fate / King Diamond Cds
Laxatives
Blue Velvet real doll in French Maid garb with “O” face
Why am I at the bottom on your list? The last lingering thought on this All Hallows eve?
My neighbors having a party. Nothing like getting dressed up, drinking & walking home plastered.
you could just dress up (drag, i assume)and sit back and watch everyone else make utter asses of themselves.
or you could get completely shitfaced, depending upon the generosity of the host, and OH CRAP–back to cnn…
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you could just dress up (drag, i assume)
not me but others have.
Maybe.