Not the usual sort of public shootings you see in the news, this guy almost sounds like he’d be happy if someone did shoot him. With a gun, though, not with a constantly ejaculating penis.
Certainly is a problem. Think of the cleaning…
He’s got a few positive things he could do with this, he could be a one man bukkake operation for starters.
He looks like one of Al Bundy’s NO MAAM friends.
Yeah, don’t you get like $50 for “donations” to the sperm bank? If this guy has 100 nuts a day he could be filthy rich. He should just quit his job and jerk off all day.
sounds like bullshit to me. how does he constantly cum? it just goes off for no reason? thought it needed to be stimulated to cum. whatever.
Maybe he could partner up with this guy
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mechaphile-sex-thousands-cars-now-2356854
Or maybe hard opiates would help
HARD…