Gunnar And Grmpy - The Sitcom

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fucking watch it.

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We’ve all got our popcorn and we are waiting. . .

<faps furiously>

I cut a hole in the bottom of my popcorn tub and asked for extra butter. I’m all about the multi-tasking.

I’ve heard great things about this series so I’m looking forward to it. A few episode titles were already released and they sound amazing.

“Grumpy Likes Slash”
“Gunnar Likes Twisted Sister”
“Peligro Cries When No One Likes The Stuff He Likes That No One Likes”

Anyway, this should be good.
If not . . . . well, at least it will be wordy.

A few episode titles were already released and they sound amazing.

“Grumpy Likes Slash”
“Gunnar Likes Twisted Sister”
“Peligro Cries When No One Likes The Stuff He Likes That No One Likes”

For some reason these sound like over used plot lines… reruns if you will.

Still waiting. . .

The wait is only going to make the “payoff” that much more terrible.

Yeah.

It’s gonna suck.

The setting: Rural Idaho. The small, idyllic family oriented community town of Ketchum.

The year: 1987

The gyst:

Fall is slowly giving way to winter. Grmpy Hathaway and Gunnar MacNamara have been friends forever. At least, that’s how it would seem. Eighth grade misfits from salt of the earth backgrounds. There is nothing distinguishable about either of them. Not around these parts anyway. Grmpy is “heavy” for his age - a placid youth with a shock of mousey red brown shoulder length hair, deeply freckled features and a quiet, pensive characteristic that some folks mistake for slow witts.

Gunnar is blonde haired and wiry. Electricity runs through his veins. He maintains a weaselly persona with a thirst for danger. This kid will take you all the way. Folks around these parts keep him on a short leash and for good reason. But he is aching to put some mileage between him and this slow paced community. There is nothing for him here. Only Grmpy keeps him from hitting the open road.

Lights have been seen as of late. Strange lights. They come and go. In the sky, in the woods. Strange noises. Old man Stinson saw something west of his property, down by the place they call The Barren Mile. Something that scared him straight and he endured two tours in 'Nam.

Something is happening. Something is waiting. Watching. This town will never be the same. And neither will these two boys. A change is coming. An ancient evil whose time is at hand.

Starring:

Grmpysmrf - Grmpy Hathaway
Gunnar - Gunnar MacNamara
Acid Cripple - Sally Wenders
Peligro - The Salamander
Wade Williams - O’Rourke
Evil Dildo - Shasta Kellerman
Austin Abrams - Shilo Hathaway
Tomasz - Old Man Krendall
Tenohtwo - Sgt Mulcahey
Yearsofdecay - Trent MacNamara
Xtraterrestrial - Fiona Rundle
Queer Bait - Butch Tossionni
Rev Skarekroe - Minnetti
Freddie Highmore - Monroe
Haley Joel Osment - Miles MacNamara
Lakeith Stanfield - Father Preston

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This is a sitcom? Add a laugh track and lose the douche from Australia and maybe I’ll watch.

HAHA!! Not gonna lie . . . I rather liked the intro so far. Kind of excited to read the first story.

And fuck Grumpy for holding me back from following my dreams, hahaha!!!

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This is a sitcom? Add a laugh track and lose the douche from Australia and maybe I’ll watch.

If every episode was hosted by Deadguy who would catch us up after commercial breaks and give us some running commentary . . . I would DEFINITELY watch.

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This is a sitcom? Add a laugh track and lose the douche from Australia and maybe I’ll watch.

If every episode was hosted by Deadguy who would catch us up after commercial breaks and give us some running commentary . . . I would DEFINITELY watch.[/reply]

If I can sit in front of a fireplace and hold a log in my lap, I’m in!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajX6Ah4MFYs

HAHA!! Not gonna lie . . . I rather liked the intro so far. Kind of excited to read the first story.

And fuck Grumpy for holding me back from following my dreams, hahaha!!!

In the sitcom you are anti Semitic and you have an older brother doing time for manslaughter. And your Chemistry teacher just may or may not be coming on to you. She will be played by the blonde woman who played opposite Arnold Swarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop.

Make of that what you will.

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This is what you look like.

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Some of the townsfolk.

Thanks. I’m glad they got a proper actor to play me. Good lookin’ kid. And those townfolk seem like right decent people too.

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This is a sitcom? Add a laugh track and lose the douche from Australia and maybe I’ll watch.

hey, you don’t mean me? [shocked]

as for that photo of the kids, that isn’t a set up… those kids were from a neighbourhood not far from my mum’s joint

It’s kinda funny actually, there’s a lot of identical “kids” like that in my hometown

as for that photo of the kids, that isn’t a set up… those kids were from a neighbourhood not far from my mum’s joint

So Peligro got this pic from your phone. . ? Or did you post this comment from the wrong account?

Yeah, hahaha!!! I was leaving that one for Grumpy.
Good stuff.