http://spheremag.co.uk/reviews/cd/1284-revolting-cocks-got-cock
well somebody thinks it’s ok
After reading that seems like it could of been written by anyone trying real hard to be unbiased and give this a chance. Sounds like there’s certainly going to be a few shit songs in the bunch, but maybe a few promising
ones? Curious to hear these “electro” songs on there.
And I can’t believe they did a song called Piss Army… I expect
it to probably be stupid/cheesy/annoying. Guessing this is going
to leak soon enough if it’s already being reviewed.
Good review though. Seems like it was written by a fan
of the old.
Piss army is trash from what i heard on the like thirty second clip on their myspace.
First of all they really missed the boat on that “got milk” campaign. What was it like 5 years ago when all those parody t-shirts and internet photoshops were popular? I remember frat boys wearing “got beer” shirts like 7 years ago.
Second, they have an acutal SONG called Piss Army?!?!?! That is seriously one of the lamest things I’ve ever fucking heard! What is the song about, about not having a life and posting all day on a dumb message board created by a washed up rock star who jumped the shark years ago?
What a travesty and a train-wreck this Revco crap is!!!
Fuck Al and fuck all this Revcrap! [pirate]
P.S. - Upon second though I can see why they are throwing the Piss Army a bone here, as it’s members are some of the only people on the face of this planet who will actually go out of their way to purchase this abortion of an album. Hey, at least Revco know how to take care of their fan base better than Al!
ya know, it’s no wonder the piss army shut down, and angie said it may come back as a pay site… cause well, that’s probably what she’ll do, or intends to do if she actually does the follow through on it… i just wonder if they still are doing that special cd case where you got jeans that unzip to the got cock cover (a while back I posted a link to an interview where al or somebody mentioned it).
I still think akbar writes better reviews though… i get moved and excited to go out and check out a cd… this was just, eh… liike licking seasoning salt off your hand… not really filling, but puts a taste of something briefly in your mouth
(removes tounge from ak’s ass now)
Well, four of the tracks are streaming on Ministry’s MySpace page, and they all sound as uninteresting as the last two albums. The song “Juice” is probably the best of the bunch, but it kinda sounds like a Ministry leftover. Fans of the new REVCO will probably like this stuff, it’s just not for me.
http://www.myspace.com/ministrymusic
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I’m excited. Probably the only one of us who is.
Fuck it. Yee.
[:)]
This guy has got cock, and he wants to share:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm
p.s. those Revco songs are not as bad as I was expecting, except Bitch Addictive which is totally crap.
EDIT: listened to the other tracks on the revco page and they are indeed atrocious. [laugh]
Too bad they didn’t go more in the direction of I’m Not Gay. Oh well.
Have you listened to Contraband on the Capt. Bigshot page?
Not sure. I listened to a couple of the Bigshot songs and they were OK.
that was a very generous review.
Late,
grmpysmrf
why oh why all revco songs became about whores, dicks, pussy, and all that shit? is it supposed to be funny? i mean, i know revco took a less serious tone after big sexy land progressively towards linger ficken good, but this is just ridiculous.
UGGHHH!!! As if having to sit through an opening set by BLOWN-LOAD wouldn’t have already numbed everyone to that schoolyard silliness, Capt.Bigsack and his goons hit the stage to drive it home.
why oh why all revco songs became about whores, dicks, pussy, and all that shit? is it supposed to be funny? i mean, i know revco took a less serious tone after big sexy land progressively towards linger ficken good, but this is just ridiculous.
Maybe because they think Beavis and Butthead are still around (well, they are in human forms…). Give me old RevCo, dammit!