Glenn Danzig: Lowering Property Values in Los Feliz

http://crazyinternetbeatz.com/post/4049672138/a-danzig-story

[laugh]

That was the best. I want to hear other stories about how bad a neighbour he is. I could imagine he’d be a real cunt in his private life. He sounds like a jerk.

I wish I could find a internet site DEVOTED to that kind of shit - ie rockstars/celebrities and the shit they get up to when they’re not working. Like I live near so and so and do you wanna hear about the terrible thing he/she does and what a terrible person he/she is?

I could listen to that shit all day. I love gossip like that.

Not Danzig related, but I heard that Jennifer Anniston is a mega coke fiend, who is impossible to work with and the reason that Brad Pitt left her was that she refused to give up coke long enough to have a child.

Priceless.

Pretty sure this is bullshit since to my knowledge danzig lives in palo alto basically a suburb of san diego.
Funny story though. If it is real, Danzig’s neighbor sounds like a douche. The fact that danzig lives in the neighborhood would bring up property values regardless of a pile of bricks. Not only that the bricks looked orderly.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Can’t comment on whether Danzig had bricks in his yard or not,
but Danzig definitely lives in Los Feliz. I live in Silver Lake which is
the town next to it, and Danzig occasionally comes up as a local joke
considering how much of a intense douche he historically has been.

That video of him getting knocked out was priceless.

The funny part is that, in that vid where he gets knocked out, he yells, “FUCK YOU, MOTHER FUCKER!”

It’s humorous when you picture that same line yelled while him throwing bricks

collect the heads of little girls and put them on my walls…

Pretty sure this is bullshit since to my knowledge danzig lives in palo alto basically a suburb of san diego.
Funny story though. If it is real, Danzig’s neighbor sounds like a douche. The fact that danzig lives in the neighborhood would bring up property values regardless of a pile of bricks. Not only that the bricks looked orderly.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Palo Alto is nowhere near San Diego. It is up in Northern CA near the Silicon Valley . . . . San Jose, Santa Clara, etc.

I didn’t know Danzig was in Los Feliz specifically, but I knew he was down this way (I thought he lived in the Hollywood Hills, actually). And I will NEVER doubt any story I read about Danzig being a douche.

Don’t get me wrong, I love a lot of the dude’s music (and even think the new one is fantastic), but he is absolutely, undeniably, with no question or doubt about it, a BIG GIANT DOUCHE.

I just clicked the link . . . . that’s definitely his house. There’s some YouTube vids of it too. It ALWAYS looks like crap. But I kind of dig that brick stack. It just looks ominous and . . . . well . . . . quite DANZIGGY.

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It seems like the guy can’t do ANYTHING that isn’t OMG hilarious.

I love you, Man! That is awesome.

The thing is, Danzig is so high strung and takes himself so friggin’ seriously. He acts like he’s some sort of God and his dookie don’t stink. So . . . because he makes himself out to be so much more than what he is (just a stocky, balding, self-important and unlikeable rockstar) there’s inherent comedy in pretty much ANYTHING that shows him doing stuff that regular human beings do.

Danzig buying catfood.
Danzig eating cake.
Danzig on a waterslide (no, I’ve not seen one, but it would be a classic – I’m just saying).

It’s limitless. And what makes it even MORE hilarious is that he finds absolutely no humor in any of it whatsoever. THAT’S the true comedy of it all.

Bwah ha ha ha! Look at that knife, it looks like some kind of knife a biker metalhead would carry or that they’d sell at a county fair, certainly not a knife one would normally use to cut a cake with, but I guess Glenn is such an eccentric bad-ass he’s gotta use a bad ass knife as well…

“I don’t use FOP, MF’er! I’m a MF’ing DAPPER DAN man, MF’er!!!”

Palo Alto is nowhere near San Diego. It is up in Northern CA near the Silicon Valley . . . . San Jose, Santa Clara, etc.

you’re right. sorry. I always get Palo alto and Poway mixed up. they sound similar.

and even think the new one is fantastic

Completely agree his best since 4p.
Late,
grmpysmrf

“I don’t use FOP, MF’er! I’m a MF’ing DAPPER DAN man, MF’er!!!”

Facebookin’.

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Looks like some 6 year olds made the cake. Check out the lettering on it. And how about that herbal tea next to it?

“What’s this English Breakfast shit, Mother Fker??!!! I said Chamomile, Mother Fker!!!”

I pity the fool who piss off Mr. T with a pile of bricks!!!

http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/02/02/mr-t-visitor-guide-glenn-danzig-haunted-house/

“Here I am Mother F***er!!! Dancing the mother f***ing fox trot, Mother F***er!!!”

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Y’know I could keep posting these for quite some time and not get bored…I really could!!

“What are you lookin’ at Mother Fker!!!??? Never seen a grown man crap his mother fkin pants before??!!!”

That’s the face the singer from Meshugga used to make on stage but he was doing it on purpose.
Late,
grmpysmrf