I said they were related, thats why a psychiatrist told me. believe me, I’ve had many.
here’s a pic of me in case anyone cares:
you’ve got plenty to work with sir!
I was expecting a cross between the elephant man and Kevin Smith!
If I may be so bold the only thing I would correct about your appeareance is your glasses. Trade up to some thicker frames. Those little librarian gasses don’t fit with your look
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as well as your facial hair! keep it, but groom it. I think the iron jaw into the goatee would probably work for you [url http://jefffsbeardboard.yuku.com/topic/2172] look at post #15 it’s the second posted pic on the site. You could incorporate that with your goatee
the iron jaw is basically you hair running the length of your jaw line all the way to your side burns (but it’s trimmed neatly and resembles the letter “L”) you can make them as skinny or as fat as you want just so long as they’re symmetrical (i.e if the width of the side burn is 1 inch then the width of your jaw line beard has to be 1 inch). Also, for your goatee, keep the mustache and the connectors that connect the beard portion but shave out the middle of your chin where the hair doesn’t grow as thick. You’ll probably end up with a cool design with out even trying
(BTW, how about a shot of that record collection, too?)
but firstly let’s start with these catchy conversation starters!!!
…That’s why a psychiatrist told me. believe me, I’ve had many.
It is never O.K. to say this to a woman! … Unless you’re trying to get her to leave, but that’s dangerous cause she could spread that shit and backfire on ya’!
I don’t think you understand the disorder. hell, its related to schizophrenia for crissakes!
“disorder” and “schizophrenia” are certainly words you want to stay away from!!! You definitely won’t garner the sympathy vote with those little fishing lures! You’ll come off creepy!
doesn’t bode well for an admitted satanist such as myself.
Chances are if she’s in the bar she’s not a christian but just as regular folk don’t like when the religious knock on our door, she’s probably not gonna care for the whole “has any one ever spoken to you about the awesome power of satan?” Line. Satan is aligned with evil and evil transcends religion. So, it’s a good thing to think, that even if she is a full fledged hedonist, she doesn’t want that label slapped to her. In short, leave Satan at home with the other bible thumpers! and if the party ends up at your home, lock him in the closet!
As far as behavior
I can admit to the fact I’m not the best looking guy in the world
You can’t let on that you know this. You’re certainly not the ugliest and that’s all that matters.
not to give away too much info about myself but having Asperger’s is also a big problem when dating.
Why do the women need to know this? How does it affect your conversation? Do you get pissed when people look you in the eye or not look you in the eye or what? Do people need to put a hand on you when speaking or what’s the deal?
the only chicks I seem to attract are girls who either a) really fat
O.K. this one is really mean, there’s no way around it, but fuck sometimes life is cruel! USE THEM!!! until you get what you want! What’s the problem? An admitted satanist shouldn’t have problems not being genuine!
or b) mentallly defective.
with you admitting you have asperger’s, it’s probably best not to be too critical in this department. especially since you know what it’s like.
as far as the height thing goes, its not easy. I’m only 5’ 6"
Meh, charming and mystique more than make up for this! And it’s still taller than the average size woman which is 5’4.
except my record collection. and you know much girls care about that crap.
Don’t talk about it. Save it for prongs. If you do get a chick over to your pad then you can show her your collection, but don’t play it up as great as most of us will think it is, pretend you’re kind of embarrassed. “Yeah I like to collect music. [blush] Say, you want something to drink?” because she certainly doesn’t care. Also, hide some of the scarier album covers. If you’ve got her there at your pad you don’t want her screaming at the tops of her lungs while fleeing from your pad! Anything heavier than the “How the Gods Kill” cover has got to become invisible! “Cannibal Corpse? I’ve never heard of them!!! The patches on my jacket? Nah, never heard of them. I just think they look cool! I thought they were flyer bands!”
I think a lot of girls have really bad taste in music. its either three types: bad pop-rap, even worse pop-country or bad Nickelback/nu-rock type stuff.
Couple things here, become familiar with these genres, if only to mock them, know some of the stars/songs! you would be surprised how many conversation opportunities you can get when you can speak their language… Just don’t mock them (or the music) where they can hear.
Besides you may end up liking a song or 2. Hell, I like that “Someday” song by Nickelback (ok I guess that’s my Homo story for this thread!)
you look like a tough biker type. I think the next bar you go to you should talk only in an English Accent and say shit that English people say “oi, Baw keyp get me ‘nother spot o’ Killian Red!” If that don’t turn a few heads … SHIIIIIIT!
would you expect that accent to come out of someone dressed like you? Probably not! That’d be pretty funny when those that size you up right when you walk through the door hear you speak like that! Talk about being thrown for a fucking loop! Talk like that all night and then when your ready to go home say in your normal voice “I’m getting the fuck outta here!”
I turned down a fat chick recently cause honestly, I don’t like fat chicks. and before anyone says it, there is a difference between plump and fat. I’ll take a cute plump girl before some girl whose morbidly obese. plus, she was crazy. and mentally defective.
in a famine such as you are in NEVER turn down crumbs! You could have at least gotten head. nothing wrong with closing your eyes and thinking of some hottie you like. Plus, it will hold you over till the next girl comes along, the desperate label stops flashing above your head and you can relax a bit instead of wondering how long it is gonna take before you can shoot one off with some chick, nothing relaxes a fella like a random nut, from some chick!
(make it a game, see how many fatties you can get to suck it in one night! and think to yourself “fat bitches will put anything in their mouths!” just hope they don’t think they have to chew everything they put in there … unless your into that ! ok back on topic)
Plus, if she’s sucking it (and you don’t really find her attractive) you got an excuse to not kiss her.
Cocky sons of bitces…
People like Killface (and they are all over the bar!), ignore them, they’re there with their game you’re their with yours. Lot’s of times these guys try to act tough, but look at them, 6’4, 45 lbs. Your breath is stronger than they are! Unless they’re a second degree dragon belt in something or have their little frat [strike]girls[/strike] boys along with them and are starting shit with you, they’re none of your concern. Don’t let them take you off your game.
Have fun!
Late,
grmpysmrf
For those of you who want an example, Dr. Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory.
I’ve met a few people with aspergers, one child and a few adults.
What are your intense interest subjects?
I met a kid with Asperger’s recently.
There was clearly something wrong with him. It probably is wrongly diagnosed a lot these days, but sometimes it’s real enough.
What are your intense interest subjects?
WW2 and porn.
I had a guy who was my assistant. He was… well lets just say… a real-life Michael Scott (from the office / states version). he had “bits” he would do over and over and over to everyone. he sat in my office for a while… but then after he said “the ceiling” for two weeks straight when i’d arrive in the am and say “Good morning ______, what’s up?” I moved him out.
Let me expand a little on his “bits”. He carries/carried around in his wallet a picture of two baby goats and another picture of joy detergent and pride detergent. We would be at an office party… he would walk up and say “hey, who want to see a picture of my kids?” - then he’d show the baby goats picture. then he’d say - to the same group mind you… “ok i’m just kidding. but seriously, who wants to see a picture of my pride and joy.” and show the pictures of the detergents. he would then move over to another group of professionals from the office and do the same thing.
He genuinely thought he was funny, and felt his duty was to “entertain”. when I let him go… after giving him multiple chances over and over again (14 months he worked for me) his mother called asking if he could have his job back because he had “aspergers”. asked if we could give him any position. anything at all. we didn’t.
aspergers-smash-bergers… the guy was a fucking idiot. i thought i was hiring a goofy green-behind-the-ears 19-20 year old… when it turned out i was hiring a 26 year old idiot. yea, you can bring up laws about you can’t fire someone because of that “disability”… - well, I didn’t. it was other things. those fucking stupid actions were signs to me nothing more.
Let me expand a little on his “bits”. He carries/carried around in his wallet a picture of two baby goats and another picture of joy detergent and pride detergent. We would be at an office party… he would walk up and say “hey, who want to see a picture of my kids?” - then he’d show the baby goats picture. then he’d say - to the same group mind you… “ok i’m just kidding. but seriously, who wants to see a picture of my pride and joy.” and show the pictures of the detergents. he would then move over to another group of professionals from the office and do the same thing.
Maybe I got Asperger’s cause I got a chuckle out of that! I could just imagine a bunch of pissed off suits and that guy being all literal lol. Although probably once is enough he doesn’t need to keep doing it to groups of suits … but still [laugh]
Late,
grmpysmrf
I had a guy who was my assistant. He was… well lets just say… a real-life Michael Scott (from the office / states version). he had “bits” he would do over and over and over to everyone. he sat in my office for a while… but then after he said “the ceiling” for two weeks straight when i’d arrive in the am and say “Good morning ______, what’s up?” I moved him out.
Let me expand a little on his “bits”. He carries/carried around in his wallet a picture of two baby goats and another picture of joy detergent and pride detergent. We would be at an office party… he would walk up and say “hey, who want to see a picture of my kids?” - then he’d show the baby goats picture. then he’d say - to the same group mind you… “ok i’m just kidding. but seriously, who wants to see a picture of my pride and joy.” and show the pictures of the detergents. he would then move over to another group of professionals from the office and do the same thing.
He genuinely thought he was funny, and felt his duty was to “entertain”. when I let him go… after giving him multiple chances over and over again (14 months he worked for me) his mother called asking if he could have his job back because he had “aspergers”. asked if we could give him any position. anything at all. we didn’t.
aspergers-smash-bergers… the guy was a fucking idiot. i thought i was hiring a goofy green-behind-the-ears 19-20 year old… when it turned out i was hiring a 26 year old idiot. yea, you can bring up laws about you can’t fire someone because of that “disability”… - well, I didn’t. it was other things. those fucking stupid actions were signs to me nothing more.
it seems pretty clear to me that you didn’t understand him, like most people. I mean, its pretty impossible for you know what its like if you’re not born with it, but you get my drift.
it seems pretty clear to me that you didn’t understand him, like most people. I mean, its pretty impossible for you know what its like if you’re not born with it, but you get my drift.
Tell us then. What’s it like?
Late,
grmpysmrf
FIRST off. No bad blood to you, grindmonkey. You seem like a pretty level-headed guy with a killer taste in music.
I just hate how Asperger’s is the new ADHD, and I don’t want anything to do with that or the rest of the mental health industry anymore. I’ve got my paints, my records, my poisons, and a great support system. I need little else from people trying to pigeonhole me in with the truly and irrevocably messed UP ones among us.
Fuck. End rant already, Ice.
[laugh]
BACK THE FUCK ON TRACK: Chicks, much like myself, are CRAZY. I LOVE IT.
Goddamnit, this thread about girls!
Goddamnit, this thread about girls!
She’ got tiny boobies. You can’t even see some side cleavage! But she’s got a great ass!
Late,
grmpysmrf
If the psychologists/therapists were so good at their job, maybe their patients wouldn’t have to keep going to “therapy” for decades.
That’s only a select few. Lot’s of people go to therapists/psychologists and their stay is limited. I don’t know anybody who has gone to therapy for “decades” or even years. Of the people I know that have gone to them (4-5 of them) the average stay was 7-8 months where as the longest one was a year and a half. The “psychology is a crack field” was bolstered by Tom Cruise’s nuttiness!
The people that go the thereapists for longer than that are probably maintaining…
If the dentists were so good at their Jobs their patients wouldn’t have to keep coming back again and again! [rolleyes]
Late,
grmpysmrf
Speaking of girls, I just got broken up with again.
Sometimes I don’t know why I fucking try.
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Just a bit of tit on youtube.
Just a bit of tit on youtube.
lol. just some boob on youtube.
flat chested girls do nothing for me.