Full-Blooded Haiku Jamfest

Coofin guitar white
Full blooded german ones too
Sand fless, fuck you all!

Try it soaked in bleach
Make white coofin more whiter
Full blooded Cobain

Cherry tree burn bright
Smell of Ronsonol at night
Uh, here come the cops

Jam Jam Jam Jam Jam
Jammy Jam Jam Jammy Jam
White Coofin guitar

Jammich sammich
jelly jam band
coofin jam blandwich

Jammin’ on the one.
A pajama jammy jam!
Kick out the jams, yo!!!

Jammich sammich
jelly jam band
coofin jam blandwich

That’s not a Haiku
missing syllables in it
do it better queer

syllables per line
5
7
5

Love is the answer
Hate is irresponsible
Shit I’m out of room

New Ministry tour
From Beer To ETournity
Same songs as last time

Happy Fathers Day
To the unborn
And fuck’em all i say

Let’s see – 5, 4, 6.
It was almost a haiku.
But still retarded.

Beck likes the beer
ministry sucks now
gunner and grmpysmrf are circle jerks

Let’s see – 5, 4, 6.
It was almost a haiku.
But still retarded.

Gunnar, FTW

Kurt Cobain is dead
his music was pretty blah
and his films suck too.

One two three four five
Five plus two equals seven
One two three four five

I like reading Prongs
There’s always something funny
for me to laugh at

More like ‘Soaked In Jizz’
Cobain whined like a chick would
then ate a bullet.

Nails - Abandon All Life

Gummo
Chloe Sevigny
-----hs
1987
Vincent Gallo