• What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?
- A retarded gorilla.
• How do you fit four gay guys onto a bar-stool?
- Flip it upside down.
• What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?
- A retarded gorilla.
• How do you fit four gay guys onto a bar-stool?
- Flip it upside down.
I can confirm the retarded gorilla joke. My mother-in-law is from Italy and she is about as stupid as they come.
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?
2 in the front, 2 in the back and 700 in the ashtray.
Q: What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A: Pizzas don’t scream when you put them in the oven.
Q) What’s the difference between an onion and a prostitute?
A) I cry when i’m cutting onions.
I used to tell this one about Jonestown,but the punch line was to long
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now, THAT is funny.
I used to tell this one about Jonestown,but the punch line was to long
brilliant!!
[reply]How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?
2 in the front, 2 in the back and 700 in the ashtray.
Q: What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A: Pizzas don’t scream when you put them in the oven.[/reply]
Q: what’s the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
A: pizza can feed a family of four
I used to ask all the black people I knew if they knew any white jokes, I never got one.
Why did hitler commit suicide?
He got his gas bill.
How do you keep black people out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front yard.
The only white joke I know told to me by a back dude… he told me the above black joke too.
What do you call a school bus full of white kids?
A twinkie
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Why is it best to finger a gypsy when she is on her period?
Because you get your palm red for free.
I used to tell this one about Jonestown,but the punch line was to long
This one’s way too good.
How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
Five. One to cuff him, four to carry his oranges.
- What do you do after eating a hairless pussy?
- Put the diaper back on.
• What’s the worst part about having sex with a 4 year old?
- Getting the blood off of your clown suit.