Just peeped this smelly tampon string’s site. God, my retinas!!! Didn’t realize this guy was soooo faggy looking. If Fennesz is str8 than I’m a respectable young Matzo eatin’ jewish boy who attends Temple every Saturday. The site is such a fuckin train wreck - where do I begin? Honestly - who buys this homo’s records? Who? There are some fags who like to play music on computers. Christian Fennesz (a.ka. Peligro, Kip Digler, Horn Bearer, Lorax, Sparrow, Thimbledick, anal vapor) is such a gaylord. It is like he is trying to play the noises in his head and he doesn’t get the true emotion out of music. It’s just souless crap made buy people who are to gay to drink beer, fuck chicks, and listen to metal. It’s strictly dexterity. That’s why I hate all his unlistenable shit. They drag worse than a cross eyed donkey towing a broken plow through 5 miles of tar. It’s just finger exercise, not music. It should be outlawed. Even better - I think it would be a good idea if all Fennesz records came with bright pink parental advisory stickers, but only for parents of same-sex marriages. BTW - why is he always associated with David Sylvian? Did he give him a handjob? Why name a band Japan? I avoid anybody that names their band after countires that lose wars the same way I don’t drive down streets in Austria with gay bars on them.
Finally - why is there no message room board at Fennesz.com???
Is he a pussy?
Somebody please explain.