[url http://www.fakebands.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page]This site should probably fill in all the remaining gaps in everyone’s fictional band knowledge…can’t believe I didn’t link to this before :-/
Ok, fuck it, this isn’t a fictional band, but certainly deserves an honorable mention given how hard it is for me to believe it exists:
http://www.discogs.com/artist/537605-Caninus
Play the first video from their playlist and make sure you swallow whatever you are drinking beforehand, or it will get spewed all over your monitor upon hearing the first breakdown with the barking dogs.