favorite fictional bands

Another entry in my new attempt to break the Prongs time-wasting record!!!

Anyone have a favorite non-existent / fictional band that they would like to see in reality?

Can be from movies, TV shows, literature, comics, OR of course bands that crafted an ‘image’ yet somehow never got around to recording music.

Links are welcome, but please grace 'em with an “NSFW” if at all necessary (I’ve given up all pretense of not browsing this site while ‘working’)…

Well…how did I ever forget about Wyld Stallyns.

Memory fails me, did I ever post the immortal [url https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtedDwFT5lo]“Kill Kill Kill” by the Sacred Cows on here before?

Crucial Taunt (Wayne’s World)
Babel (The Howling II)
Mystic Spiral (Daria)
Snakes N Barrels (Metalocalypse)
Camel Lips (Serial Mom)
The Farts (Far Out Man)
Hangman’s Joke (The Crow)

ZIT REMEDY (Degrassi)

Burned Beyond Recognition (Married With Children)

The Dregs of Humanity (It’s Your Move)

Raging Pussies from South Park

I found the show kind of a one-trick pony after a while, but Moral Orel did give us this gem from [url https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t_bqqvJdik]The Crucifolks!

quote -

Think with your heart
put a mortar board on your aorta
think with your heart
and come graduate unto the Lord-a
think with your heart
Jesus wouldn’t ask for anything lesser
think with your heart
he’s our sweet savior, not a college professor

ECP (Extreme Corporal Punishment)

from SLC Punk.

I win.

Primitive Race

Primitive Race

^ THIS.

There are a few unfamiliar names on here - looks like this has turned into a full-blown research assignment for me. Please include some comments with your selections, for the uninitiated.

Anyway, I will see your own fake bands and raise you a [url http://wharble.com/sites/default/files/Deathtongue_Bloom_County.jpg]Deathtongue…

Maggot Death (School of Rock)
Sonic Death Monkey (High Fidelity)
Driveshaft (Lost)
Rock Head (Sid and Nancy)

Well it certainly isn’t Eddie and the Cruisers…

I’d have to say Moloch and Pain from the Chips episodes…

and Faith +1 from South Park…

Leather Tuscadero!

The Bonecrushers (Mama’s Family)

And, sorry if I sound anal, but let me just say this before someone else puts them in here . . .

Spinal Tap does NOT count as a fictional band.

  1. They had actual albums released.
  2. They toured.
  3. There’s even a rockumentary about them.

I may as well mention Dethklok, too, but I won’t be as dogmatic on that one as I am on Spinal Tap. Dethklok rules, though.

Primitive Race

Hahahahahaha!

Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans

. . .from Clerks.

[reply]Primitive Race

Hahahahahaha!

Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans

. . .from Clerks.[/reply]

BERZERKER [Clerks as well]

and Faith +1 from South Park…

Don’t forget about Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld…