Dimebag Darrell
need to punch through his kiss kasket first…
[reply]Dimebag Darrell
need to punch through his kiss kasket first…[/reply]
That makes it even more gratifying.
I DESPISE Gene Simmons.
I DESPISE Gene Simmons.
So much that you would punch Shannon Tweed?
Sure. I’d punch Shannon anyway. She’s guilty by association and I never did think she was all that special to look at. Besides, is there anything more disgusting than an aging pornstar in her mid-50’s anyway?
She went from Hugh Hefner to Gene Simmons. Talk about a self-loathing bitch with no self-respect. I’ll probably have to spray my hand for Herpes and syphillis after I ram my fist through her stupid iguana head.
Obviously Bush(s), Cheney, Rumsfeld, Santorum, Rothschild(s), Kony.
Floyd Mayweather
Steven Tyler
Alec Balwin/ Tom Cruise
Hulk Hogan
Kardashian(s)
Daniel Tosh
Bieber/ Cyrus/ Swift
Jay-z/Kanye/Lil’ Wayne/ Flowrida/ Pitbull
Chad Kruger
All in slipknot
All in my chemical romance
And any band making this “death” metal to emo to house music… like ‘asking alexandria’. uggh!
Daniel Tosh
Chad Kruger
Well done.
No way,Tosh rules…
Justin Bieber.
Tom Cruise.
Howard Stern.
Steve Tyler.
Not because I’m jealous of their success but people go nuts over the simplest thing they do! They could throw a smelly fart in public and the fans would still worship them!
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Liam gallagher is the dude from Oasis. But “gallagher” was a comedian here whose schtick was to smash watermelons with a mallet
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grmpysmrf
About 8 years back a client of mine had tickets for a Gallagher show at The Grove Theatre in Anaheim but wasn’t able to attend so he gave them to me and I took my wife.
We were easily the youngest couple in attendance and the audience consisted almost solely of 50-60 year old lame ass middle-class WHITE PEOPLE. Before the show started Gallagher was setting up his props and checking the stage from the floor and someone went up to him to shake his hand or ask for an autograph or something and he was all cranky and snapped, yapping something about going back to his table to meet people.
He started making his way to the foyer and I had nothing better to do so I followed the short train of people drafting behind him to get a chance to meet the great Gallagher. He sat at his table and was just about the most bitter ornery old bastard I’ve ever seen. One family wanted a photo with him and he got all pissed at them “No! You stand there! Hurry up! Take the photo!”
I had my ticket and was just going to have him sign it and say hi but when I got up to him I said, “Hi, Gallagher! I just wanted to let you know I voted for you” (Ref: 2003 Recall Election where CA got the Kindergarten Cop as our new Governor). I thought he’d get a chuckle and a smile from that or laugh and say “Thanks”, but his reaction really surprised me. He snapped back bitterly, as if he really thought his campaign was real and signified something, and angrily barked out something along the lines of “Yeah! 20,000 people voted for me!” or something.
I looked straight at him and said, “Yeah, you got beaten by a porn star, a crippled smut peddler, and the midget from Different Strokes.” I could see him turning red with rage and I wasn’t even sure what was going to happen. Was he going to hit me? Call security? Fire back some hot zinger of an insult? He was at a loss and none of those came my way. Instead he just waved his arm for me to go away as he shouted “Get out of the way! We gotta keep the line moving!”
His act that night was HORRIBLE. He did the exact jokes he’d told 20 years earlier. Exactly. Nothing new. Nothing original. And he just came across as angry and hateful as he bitched about how music these days suck and what’s up with the kids and Britney Spears and Paris Hilton and dumb amidst his iconic schtick. It was awful. I told my wife about the encounter we had before the show and mentioned that I wanted to mess with him again after the show, but she wasn’t having any of it and forbid me from any more shenanigans.
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UPDATE 7-1-2013
So on Saturday it’s about 4:00pm and I come up the escalator on my way to the Club Tower at Tropicana and lo and behold, guess who’s passing by at the top of the landing when I come up. Yep, it’s Gallagher . . . . and he’s dressed in Gallagher mode with a stupid striped shirt and bowler hat and looking old as death (because he is).
Now, anyone that knows me knows I HATE Gallagher (I have another story from about 9 years ago that perhaps I’ll share sometime) and I have a bit of history. But, I was caught off guard and for some reason my properly functioning badass ego was on break (I just came from a slot tourney) and instead I went into polite dork mode. “Hi, Gallagher.” He grumpily gives half a nod and partly acknowledges my existence. Then I said, “I’ve seen your show many times. I didn’t realize you had a residency gig at the Trop. Well, just wanted to say ‘hi’ and have a good show” The rotten bastard didn’t so much as give me a greeting or a thank you for my support. He just says gruffly, “Okay” and turns away. I walked on ahead.
Now I was pissed at myself. I had a chance to diss Gallagher again and I blew it. A bit further down the hallway I see a girl that I’d talked to in the elevator an hour earlier and had a brief “How’s it going” chit chat. Then I proceeded for the elevator. By this time Gallagher had now just caught up with me (still ignoring me, of course).
We get to the elevator bank and I push the button and one opens. We both get in. He looks like crap. Politely I say, “You look tired, Brother.” He finally speaks - “I have a 7 o clock show. I don’t want to peak early.” He says this in the tone that is hard for me to describe, but I guess it’s like when you’re pointing out something obvious to a 5 year old and you’re pissed that you have to explain that the pan is hot because it was on the stove or something. Anyway, the door opened and I finally snapped out of it and answered back as he was stepping out. “It’s way too late for that, Buddy.”
I saw his neck tense up slightly as if he wasn’t sure what I said or if I meant it the way he was processing it. So I popped my head out and said clearly. “That’s right. You heard me, Old Man!”
He didn’t turn around but I could see his pace quicken and his veins starting to boil and, damn, did it feel good!!!
UP YOURS, GALLAGHER!!! The score is now officially Chester: 2 Gallagher: ZERO. Be sure to invite me to your funeral so I can take a big steamy dump on your coffin.
Jerry Seinfeld
Gordon Ramsey
Ricky Gervais
Betty White
Fred Durst
Richard Patrick
Owen Wilson
Jay Leno
David Letterman
Oprah
Dr. Phil
Ann Coulter
Any comedian that laughs at their own jokes
Aside from you looking like the guy who waited 'til the bully was 'round the corner before you popped off, I say right on.
Fuck that guy! after his stupid michael richardsesque racist rant that was supposed to be “comedy” I have no sympathies for that bitch… wasn’t he supposaed to be retired after that shit? Why does vegas have him?
Late,
grmpysmrf
after his stupid michael richardsesque racist rant that was supposed to be “comedy” I have no sympathies for that bitch… wasn’t he supposaed to be retired after that shit?
Beats me. I think I know the incident you’re referring to, although it was hardly a Richardsesque “rant”. It was just Gallagher being his normal horrible failing self. I’ll try to find the article as perhaps you’re referring to something I wasn’t even aware of.
Why does vegas have him?
The Tropicana has him.
The Tropicana re-vamped itself and opened as a new property again about 2 years ago.
It has had growing pains and one of it’s struggles has been entertainment. It originally had BRAD GARRETT’S COMEDY CLUB (yeah, the big dumb gargantuan goon brother from “Everybody Loves Raymond”). Brad Garrett and comedy are about as symbiotic as Brittney Spears and daycare.
So, why they got him . . . I’m only guessing that … he was cheap. It won’t last. There’s no way he can fill seats, even if it’s just some crappy 100 seat night club. I don’t think anyone would be buying tickets. They’re likely just giving them away as promos.
It’s still a HORRIBLE choice to have him there.
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after his stupid michael richardsesque racist rant that was supposed to be “comedy” I have no sympathies for that bitch… wasn’t he supposaed to be retired after that shit?
Beats me. I think I know the incident you’re referring to, although it was hardly a Richardsesque “rant”. It was just Gallagher being his normal horrible failing self. I’ll try to find the article as perhaps you’re referring to something I wasn’t even aware of.
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I think this http://thesmartset.com/article/article06050801.aspx is the review I was thinking of… but apparently there has been more since this review. he walked out on a podcast. http://splitsider.com/2013/04/gallagher-said-racist-stuff-on-a-podcast-again/
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grmpysmrf