Famous People You Would Like To Punch

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i have “hit to death in the future head” and “in a priest driven ambulance”

See! That’s another thing I hate about that band of buttmonkeys. Lame ass overly pretenscious song titles that I find embarrassing enough just to read. I feel that anyone who has the audacity to write a 5 hour long song and then title it something like “Gazing Through (Auspicious Nectar) in A Robotic Inflamed Vertebrae Elicits Flight Beauty (of Bobby’s Ear Canal)” should be punished severely. They onbviously got their asses beat when they were children and it’s a major shortcoming of our society that we aren’t continuing to inflict misery on these creeps . . . BECAUSE THEY FRIGGIN’ DESERVE IT!

If they found a warehouse of kiddie porn in that dude’s basement I wouldn’t even flinch. His retard fans would be scratching their heads and thinking it was some kind of frame up or something, but I’d be right there screaming “JUST LOOK AT HIM!!!”

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Mick Jagger
Keith Richards
Charlie Watts
Ronnie Wood
aka The Rolling Stones.

yes!

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I think the “blood vinyl” concept is hilarious.
Al should do one. You have to wear surgical gloves when you touch it.

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I think the “blood vinyl” concept is hilarious.
Al should do one. You have to wear surgical gloves when you touch it.

It sounds like something Dethklok would do.
Brutal.

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Yep. I hate them. To be honest, though, I don’t think I could even name one song by them, except maybe that “She Don’t Use Jelly” song.

I know they’re supposedly really diverse and whatnot, but I just can’t stand the sight of them. Especially that jackass singer, Wayne Coyne. His stupid tweed suits and his dumb beard and graying hair . . . he looks like some really douchey History teacher that would show up at the frat party and try to impress the freshman girls with crappy poetry and cheap wine and attempt to bang them back at his crappy apartment.

I honestly can’t stand to see them or hear their name. And whenever I read something about them it’s like . . . "The Flaming Lips had an amazing show with a bunch of furry bunnies and balloons and glitter cannons and . . . ". Seriously? What the heck is that crap? Is it a rock concert or are they trying to entertain a bunch of ADHD 6 year olds who thought they were there to see Barney open up for the Wiggles.

Yes, I hate them. If I could punch them all right now, I would. Twice.

If ever I needed another reason why I should love The Flaming Lips, then that was it…^

Yep. If people like Gunnar loathe them, they must be doing something right.

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OK, just thought of another one…

Mike Patton.

His music is great (most of the time. although when he misses he really misses) but when I met him on the King For A Day Tour he was a crotchety, mean old bastard.

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Perez Hilton
Michael Stipe
Jody Foster
Skrillex
Kelsey Grammar
John Malkovich

Skrillex! LOL

Can’t believe I haven’t replied much in this thread.

I can tolerate most people for the most part. But when it comes to ‘punching people in the face’ my fists would be strictly reserved for reality tv stars.

Kardashians
Jersey Shore

I mean why are these people famous?? For being rich whores.

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[reply]Yep. I hate them. To be honest, though, I don’t think I could even name one song by them, except maybe that “She Don’t Use Jelly” song.

I know they’re supposedly really diverse and whatnot, but I just can’t stand the sight of them. Especially that jackass singer, Wayne Coyne. His stupid tweed suits and his dumb beard and graying hair . . . he looks like some really douchey History teacher that would show up at the frat party and try to impress the freshman girls with crappy poetry and cheap wine and attempt to bang them back at his crappy apartment.

I honestly can’t stand to see them or hear their name. And whenever I read something about them it’s like . . . "The Flaming Lips had an amazing show with a bunch of furry bunnies and balloons and glitter cannons and . . . ". Seriously? What the heck is that crap? Is it a rock concert or are they trying to entertain a bunch of ADHD 6 year olds who thought they were there to see Barney open up for the Wiggles.

Yes, I hate them. If I could punch them all right now, I would. Twice.

If ever I needed another reason why I should love The Flaming Lips, then that was it…^

Yep. If people like Gunnar loathe them, they must be doing something right.[/reply]
How long will you make it here this time before Gunnar sends you home with tears in your eyes screaming like a little girl with a skinned knee??
I wonder… I care.
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grmpysmrf

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HAHA!!! And here I thought Amlux had actually returned as a normal person and finally stopped attempting to fit his winky into the wall outlet that is Gunnar’s superior intellect.

Yeah, he’s going to become a big Flaming Lips fan because I think they suck balls. I’m not surprised. Ever the teenage emo rebel, Amlux continues to lash out against authority and the cool kids and go against the grain to prove a point to his opponents. Ironically, no one cares about him or his stupid likes or dislikes.

It makes no difference to me whether Amlux wants to listen to Twisted Sister or continue to pine romantically for Maynard and dream about how they share some common thread in the universe. Maynard and Amlux - - two sad souls, misunderstood and flailing against the social tyranny that is high school . . . .

Oh wait, that’s right. I keep forgetting. HE’S 46 YEARS OLD!!! He should really teach us all a lesson by getting a tattoo or trying smoking or something. That’ll teach me.

Someone call Guinness Book of Records. I want to save a page for Amlux . . . the world’s oldest emo teenager.

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seriously, I wonder how long he’ll be gone this time, now that you’ve spanked his little bottom again.
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grmpysmrf

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^
Yeah, I don’t know. He seems to hide out for longer each time. First it was one week, then two, then a month . . . now he can go two months, it seems, before he builds back his confidence and returns to bleed and cry on the board again.

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OK, just thought of another one…

Mike Patton.

His music is great (most of the time. although when he misses he really misses) but when I met him on the King For A Day Tour he was a crotchety, mean old bastard.

how so?! i love mike patton!

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how so?! i love mike patton!

He hurt Amlulz’ feelings.

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Yeah, he’s going to become a big Flaming Lips fan because I think they suck balls. I’m not surprised. Ever the teenage emo rebel, Amlux continues to lash out against authority and the cool kids and go against the grain to prove a point to his opponents. Ironically, no one cares about him or his stupid likes or dislikes.

I’ve been a Lips fan since '91.

You dick.

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[reply]OK, just thought of another one…

Mike Patton.

His music is great (most of the time. although when he misses he really misses) but when I met him on the King For A Day Tour he was a crotchety, mean old bastard.

how so?! i love mike patton![/reply]

That is screaming for a comic.

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[reply]

Yeah, he’s going to become a big Flaming Lips fan because I think they suck balls. I’m not surprised. Ever the teenage emo rebel, Amlux continues to lash out against authority and the cool kids and go against the grain to prove a point to his opponents. Ironically, no one cares about him or his stupid likes or dislikes.

I’ve been a Lips fan since '91.

You dick.[/reply]
You’ve been a fan of lips and gunnars dick since '91?! Mighta wanted to keep that one to yourself in light of reputation you’ve earned around here. I think you’re trying to tel us something.
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grmpysmrf

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I’ve been a Lips fan since '91.

You dick.

Why do you have to be mean? I like Lips too, Dude! Can’t we just put our differences aside and rock out to “Metal on Metal” together?

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You’ve been a fan of lips and gunnars dick since '91?! Mighta wanted to keep that one to yourself in light of reputation you’ve earned around here.

The reputation I’VE earned around here?!?!? HA!! You cocksmoking hick bogan fanboy!! Have you been asleep for the last five years?!?! Do you have any idea how many people have exited this place thanks to your own sweet self? Do you have any idea how HATED you are here?

You opinionated, egocentric dumbass clueless metalhead keyboard warrior.

What a joke you are.

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I’ve been a Lips fan since '91.

I love how proud you are of this.
I bet you brag about it to all the other kids at LaserTag, don’t you? You think it gives you some sort of street cred bragging about getting into the Flaming Lips since 1991 but it just makes you appear what you really are . . . . . OLD.

While you sit in line pissing your pants with excitement over getting to meet your idols Maynard and Wayne please understand that most people just think you’re there to pick up a child.

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[reply]You’ve been a fan of lips and gunnars dick since '91?! Mighta wanted to keep that one to yourself in light of reputation you’ve earned around here.

The reputation I’VE earned around here?!?!? HA!! You cocksmoking hick bogan fanboy!! Have you been asleep for the last five years?!?! Do you have any idea how many people have exited this place thanks to your own sweet self? Do you have any idea how HATED you are here?

You opinionated, egocentric dumbass clueless metalhead keyboard warrior.

What a joke you are.[/reply]
My God, you are completely clueless.

Perhaps you could provide a list?? I bet not, you’re to busy drinking clamato pretending it’s blood so you can be sooo deep and sinister to appeal to the underage Goth girls that you couldn’t get the first time around or even this time around. All the while shedding tears over the posters on your wall, that you can never replace, that you loved but tore down in a fit of spoiled child-like rage.

Look at you, throwing a temper-tantrum over some words on a computer screen. Talk about pathetic. You’re an idiot.

but seriously, how about that “people who have left because grmpysmrf has a strong opinion that he can support” list.
Jealousy is a stinky cologne on you Mr. Dundee.

You know, for you being 50 you probably act the way you do because you’ve realized that you’ve always been a loser and that with more years behind you than in front, you’ve realized that you always will be a loser. you couldn’t get it right in the first 50, reality has set in that there is no way you can turn the boat around in the last 25.

sad to say, but even you’re smart enough to know that whatever happens with you from this point forward, you are trash, you have always been trash and you will always be trash. Now go run along wipe the tears from your eyes and tear another poster off the wall so you can feel better about yourself you 50 year old child.

See you in a couple of weeks when you can think of a comeback that is only slightly better than “Oh Yeah?!”
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grmpysmrf