Rush Limbaugh.
I would wager that I’ve watched that video over 1000 times. By the time I die I reckon it’ll be a million.
John and Kate Gosselin.
Everybody in Linkin Park.
I just had an epic conversation with my ma for the first time in a WHILE, and I’d like to deck the peeps behind the KONY 2012 movement for NOT taking some camera crews around here in the states to show how close to home some shit really is…
… and EVERY one of the KONY 2012/Invisible Children supporters for not reading 1984 and realizing what the fuck they’re doing.
Fuck off me.
[:)]
Maynard James Keenan.
I don’t have anything against him. I just think it would be funny to see Amlulz cry like a baby when he sees the shiner 'ol Gunnar put on Maynard’s eye.
Ron Paul
Rand Paul
RuPaul
Paul McCartney
Paul Oakenfold
Paul Shaffer
Paul Allen
Paul Hogan
Paul Anka
Paul Verhoeven
Paul Krugman
Paul Rudd
Paul Simon
Paul Bearer
Pauly Shore
Paula Deen
Paula Abdul
Paula Poundstone
Paula Zahn
Really anybody with Paul in their name or that associates with anybody named Paul, excluding Paul Barker but including Gerda.
Paul. If you type it enough it loses its meaning. Like it’s not even a word. Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul. It just looks fucking funny. Who the hell wants that for a name?
Seriously though, Jenny McCarthy, Kirk Cameron, and Sylvia Browne are pretty close to the top of my list.
Sylvia Browne
Nice.
She’s definitely on my list too! And that reminds me of a few others . . .
Montel Williams
John Edwards
George Lopez
Stevie Nicks
Madonna
Jennifer Aniston
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Nicholas Cage
Antonio Banderas
Bam Margera
[reply]Paul McCartney
Agreed. Punch Ringo while your at it
Paul Bearer
Fucking priceless!!!
Paula Abdul
Leave my woman out of this.
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Alex Trebek -
I hate how condescending he sounds when someone gets an answer wrong. Then he gives them the answer and he pretends that he knew it even though the only reason he knew is because it’s written in front of him;
ie - “No I’m sorry. The correct response was; what is the Kanienkehaka tribe from 4th century B.C.E.”
HAHA!!! That’s what I LOVE about Alex Trebek. He’s such an a-hole. I like when he nails them just for SAYING the name wrong.
“Who is General Swarzkop?”
“No. The correct answer is ‘Who is General SchwarTzKOPF?’ How much did you wager? $12,000. Everything. Well, you’ve lost it all and now you’re in last place. Remember, you must say the name correctly to get it right.”
Sarah McLachlan
Sarah Jessica Parker
YES!
The drummer from Def Leppard with one arm.
One armed lil’ bastard…!
Angelina Jolie. I’d shove a fried chicken breast in her mouth. Disgusting, boney bitch.
Christine McVie (hope I spelled that right)
There was a time where I really dug Fleetwood Mac but I always hated her songs. The biggest hit she did lead on was You Make Lovin Fun and I didn’t find that song very fun. I also wanna punch her cuz her maiden name is Perfect. No joke.
There’s only one person who can be called Perfect.
For Gunnar:
DEFIBR-O-MATIC!!!
and a review of one of his sets from a couple years ago:
“I cannot believe Bill Hicks is dead and this motherfucker is still touring.”
For Gunnar:
DEFIBR-O-MATIC!!!
and a review of one of his sets from a couple years ago:
“I cannot believe Bill Hicks is dead and this motherfucker is still touring.”
HOLY CRAP!!! I’ve not yet finished the review but that sounds even WORSE than the show I was at. It sounds like he heard my complaints about there being NO new material (I do remember him complaining about baggy pants and backwards baseball caps, though) and filled in a lot of the gaps with really really sloppy jokes (or is it spelled “jokes” with properly emphasised air quotes?) about fags and blacks and how everything these days sucks.
I think the funniest thing he’s done in the last 20 years was this heart attack.
What a schmuck. I’m still scratching my head, though, about why he’s so friggin’ angry. I mean, if I got paid to tell 30 year old jokes and smash watermelons I’d be pretty pleased with myself and go home and crack that Budweiser and Slim Jim with a smile on my face. Sure, he ain’t selling out 20,000 seat arenas anymore, but did he really think that would continue to death?
What a piece of crap. I’d like to give him a proper tribute when he flatlines and place his stupid head between two patented pans and smash it with that giant mallet of his.
The drummer from Def Leppard with one arm.
One armed lil’ bastard…!
Q:What has nine arms and sucks?
A:Def Leppard
Timeless classic…
[reply]The drummer from Def Leppard with one arm.
One armed lil’ bastard…!
Q:What has nine arms and sucks?
A:Def Leppard
Timeless classic…[/reply]
That was great!!
Late,
grmpysmrf