Post here ONLY if you are legitimately drunk [:)]
i make an effort NOT to get on the web when i’m drunk. i’ve tried it before and jokes and sarcasm don’t come across real well.
Oh man this could be a fun thread, but i cant drink anymore i have an ulcer. And when im wasted the last thing on my mind is getting on the computer, but if im buzzed i might do it.
(ignoring the title of the thread)
a long time ago people thought hemingway and bukowski were great writers and they both drank themselves to death.hemingway pulled the trigger, but what. i can’t stand either. never have. hemingway’s as interesting as looking at my rent check.
drink does not make for surprising creativity. tell that to al.
You’re all a bunch of crotchety old men and you don’t even realize it. Seriously.
And Hemingway sucks? Come on…give me a fucking break. ‘For Whom the Bell Tolls’ is a masterpiece.
saw his house in the keys…can we say a little crazy. six pawed cats were cool though.
i’ll agree with the cats.
and yeah, hemingway sucked.
just because i have an opinion doesn’t make me old.
The only book I didn’t finish was a Hemingway’s book, “Farewell to Arms”. I really didn’t enjoy it, but since it’s been a long time and a friend of mine gave me “From who the Bell Tolls” I’ll give it another chance.
Should’a posted last night. Nothin’ like knockin’ a few back and working on a couple charcoal pieces.
Been reading alot of Bukowski lately actually. The alcohol certainly permeates his writing and he makes no bones about it. Some humor, but also alot of depression. The documetary “Born Into This” provides some insight to him. A very unhappy man as I’m sure are most who get into the drink heavily. And yes, I did drink a couple of beers prior to posting this.
Cheers.
I’ll be joining this thread later. [:/]
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I wouldn’t say I’m drunk, but I probably wouldn’t pass a breathalyzer at the moment, either.
sipping sat afternoon and doing chores. the great thing about this method is the fact you don’t realize how many you’ve had till you sit down on the couch to take a breath. or, maybe - you go to get “one more” and there’s 3 left out of a 12-pack. then - it’s nap time.
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i make an effort NOT to get on the web when i’m drunk. i’ve tried it before and jokes and sarcasm don’t come across real well.
Yeah, me too… browsing or lurking is ok but when you start posting yer asking for trouble…
which is why I created this thread, so people can post their thoughts, rants, yee-haws, etc and not be judged. The results could be fun and humorous as long as people aren’t too self-conscious. And hey, it sure beats drunk-dialing your ex or posting weird, cryptic shit on myspace or facebook and regretting it later!
I was in no way implying that any inspired genius literature will occur (to answer the argument over drunken writers in previous posts). Just a thread to have fun with is all…
I’m knocking back my 3rd gin and tonic and puffing on my e-cigarette (gotta start a thread about those). I know it’s 5am but I am nocturnally inclined and just got back from the “Watchmen” movie which has my head spinning… and this damn daylight savings artificially making it later than it really is… jaysus
Ta ta gentlemen,
Pete
This is a worthy drinking picture (see attachment)
YES.
YES.
Think this scenario happened to me once.
Fuck, yeah Mick…
that’s some hot GILF party action there!
But hey, are you MOFO’s really drunk? I really want to make this a “post only if yer drunk” thread…
So to make up for any sober fucks posting you bitches better be drinkin’ some “hair of the dog” or starting out early!!!
[reply]This is a worthy drinking picture (see attachment)
Is that from your “Grandmas Gone Wild” video collection?[/reply]
One can only dream of such a thing [:/]
The best aspect of the pic is the nonchalance of the others.
Grandma’s barfing her ass off.
I have a bottle of Everclear, but i’m scared to drink it… AHH! fuck it i’m going for it![mad]
While not really drunk anymore I am certainly feeling the effects.
Last night consisted of continuously alternating rounds of beer, whiskey and jager… At about 5 this morning I thought I was going to have to call an ambulance to get my stomach pumped I was that bad. Of all my benders to fix all benders last night was (and now this morning) is definitely the worst consequences I’ve had. Cold sweats, hallucinating, retching (probably because I didnt eat)… I am seriously considering not drinking again for as long as possible, and it bloody paddy’s day on Tuesday.
Fucking rough.