Do ya love my hate handles?

Yes you doo. Yes you DOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hi Al.

Nah, I’m just kidding. Fuck off. Really.

I hear Johnny Rockets is hiring staff. You’ll fit in just fine.

You can slag off your co-workers all day and no one will care.

not in ALL CAPS = not the real al

Troll.

There’s only been one decent troll at this place and he was here just a minute ago.

Troll.

Priceless!
Late,
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