Inspired by the Human Centipede thread. And by the three rather strong espressos I just had.
Self explanatory. Make your own A.C song titles up.
Then go away.
Fuck Off Global Warming Faggots
Obama Is A Monkey Just Like Kim Jong-un Said He Was
Liberal Commie Queer
Hey Guys, Come And Check Out This Child Abuse Mag I Just Bought
Cripple Kickin’ Nostalgia
Oscar Schindler
Let’s Go To Wal Mart And Laugh At All The Fat Poor People
MLK Was Gay
If You Live In NYC You Are Most Likely A Commie Lovin’ Art Fag
Breakin’ Into Kindergartens In The Middle Of The Night
I Watched The Attack On The World Trade Center Wile Drinking Beer And Eating Pizza
I Jerked Off To Hannah Montana
Your Down Syndrome Kids Are Making Me Nauseous
Google Searching “Nude Lolitas”
Petting Your Pet Rabbit
Working At The Post Office
Crank Calling Auschwitz Survivors
Americans Think They’re Intelligent
Taking A Shit In The Back Of A Cop Car
Smell My Finger, It’s Your Mom
Song #8
Faggots Are Gay
Gays Are Faggots
Song # 3
I Sold My Dried Cum To A Dumb Nigger And Told Him It Was Crack
My Dog Has AIDS
My Dog Just Gave Your Dog AIDS Because Your Dog Is A Faggot
Your Baby Is A Slut
Punching My Bitch In The Face
The Best Song On The Album
Just Kidding, This Song is The Best
You Faggots Will Believe Anything
Choking On Dildoes
Song #8#2
Mailing Anthrax To Obama
Yes, I Mean Anthrax, As In The Fucking Poison, Not The Faggot Metal Band
Anthrax Are Gay
Scott Ian’s Goatee Makes His Face Look Like An Inverted Vagina
AIDS
Frankie Muniz
Tom Morello
Faggot Librarian Club
Food Stamp, TX
1984 San Ysidro McDonalds Massacre
Your Wife Gave Birth To A Pile Of Shit
Hilary Swank
Congenital Heart Defect
Masturbating To Pictures Of Your Kids That I Stole From Your Desk In The Office
The Special Needs Bus
Hands Across American Children
Family Ties
Slanty Faced Asian
Ticket To Columbine
Dana Plato
Your Girlfriend Is A Muslim
Look at the little schoolchildren, being ever so naughty. smirks
Try bathing in the excrement of the 13 year old groupies you’ve raped and keep chained to your radiator. Then carve a swastika into the soft buttock of a squealing infant kike and drink its warm blood.
Try one moment in my world and then you’ll see what it means to be truly shocking. Peasants…
I had a game like this a while ago in which you would just try to pick the most ‘random,’ emotionally neutral noun you could think of, and follow it with “…Are Gay” to make it a proper A.C. song title. So…
Mitochondria are Gay
The Stockholm Subway System is Gay
Bitcoin is Gay
The Route 4 Paramus Hyundai Dealership in Bergen County is Gay
“Proprietary Blends” in Health Supplements are Gay
I listened to some of “Fuckin’ A” last night.
I wish the vocals weren’t so terribly screechy. It could be a fun album.
As it is, it’ll enjoy its prominence amongst all my other AC favorites. Amazing song titles with amazing lyrics . . . although 95% unlistenable to me.
I don’t know, I find “Loudest Stereo on the Block” to be suitably catchy. It’s like AC’s version of “Looks That Kill,” complete with the ‘gang shout’ chorus.
What I like is that it doesn’t fall prey to a lot of “parodies” I come across - where the people doing the laughing seem like they actually want to become the thing they’re making fun of. With this, and the sappy ‘romance’ album they also did, I can rest easily knowing that they find all music equally “gay” and that the “joke band” thing isn’t their way of hiding insecurity about not being able to play properly.
With this, and the sappy ‘romance’ album they also did, I can rest easily knowing that they find all music equally “gay” and that the “joke band” thing isn’t their way of hiding insecurity about not being able to play properly.
“Picnic of Love”!!!
That one’s hilarious. It’s like Mr. Van Dreeson from “Beavis and Butthead” made an album.
Look at the little schoolchildren, being ever so naughty. smirks
Try bathing in the excrement of the 13 year old groupies you’ve raped and keep chained to your radiator. Then carve a swastika into the soft buttock of a squealing infant kike and drink its warm blood.
Try one moment in my world and then you’ll see what it means to be truly shocking. Peasants…
You would do absolutely none of these things. I know you.
In fact you were probably drinking herbal tea and watching Will And Grace when you typed that.
I want to see some A.C song titles from you, Void. Or I’m not sending you any more sex pics.
[reply]Look at the little schoolchildren, being ever so naughty. smirks
Try bathing in the excrement of the 13 year old groupies you’ve raped and keep chained to your radiator. Then carve a swastika into the soft buttock of a squealing infant kike and drink its warm blood.
Try one moment in my world and then you’ll see what it means to be truly shocking. Peasants…
You would do absolutely none of these things. I know you.
In fact you were probably drinking herbal tea and watching Will And Grace when you typed that.
I want to see some A.C song titles from you, Void. Or I’m not sending you any more sex pics.[/reply]
All Vampire Freaks drink chai black tea because it’s the blackest of the black and, uhh, well, it’s all dark and evil and creepy and whatnot . . . you know, kind of like kids with a lot of zippers on their pants and fishnet sleeves.
I had a game like this a while ago in which you would just try to pick the most ‘random,’ emotionally neutral noun you could think of, and follow it with “…Are Gay” to make it a proper A.C. song title. So…
That sounds like a challenge! Always up for a challenge.
cracks knuckles
Complex chemical compounds such as Periplanone B and Quadratic Acid are gay
Combine harvesting is gay
Francois Hardy is gay
Wheel Of Fortune is gay
The world’s first IBM computer was gay
Nikolai Tesla was gay
Gliese 581 is gay
Darwinism is gay
Shale Oil is gay
Non denominational Christmas cards are gay
The Jersey Devil is gay
Everyone who drives a Fiat is gay
The Lifestyle Channel is gay
Suzie Quatro is gay
The ASRock X99 OC Formula Motherboard is gay
White Lion were gay
British Prime Minister William Pitt The Younger was gay
The Hasbro Toy company is gay
Flourless chocolate cake is gay
Vampire Weekend are gay
Mercer County West Virginia is gay
The entire Croatian film industry is gay
When I’m not at work, and don’t run the risk of getting fired for watching it on the clock, I’ll have to post here some YouTube excerpts of a show they played in Finland, which was almost exclusively “Picnic of Love” material . Plus there was some mock-“neo-folk” song in the set too.