speaking of star wars
http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/star-wars-episode-1-the-phantom-menace/
i found these reviews very entertaining
(and very true as well)
It will certainly be better than the Holiday Special, the Ewok movies, Droids and any of the Clone Wars stuff.
People like to dis The Phantom Menace, but that movie is a masterpiece compared to anything listed above. I’m not worried at all.
Whoa, whoa! Do never! The Holiday Special was THE SHIT, son. Bea Arthur singing? The first appearance of Boba Fett? “Fighting the frizzies”? Carrie Fisher coked up out of her mind singing along with Jefferson Starship?
It runs CIRCLES around Phantom Menace!
Happy Life Day, Everybody!!!
They should make another movie like THX1138. Why not. They already did Tron:Legacy.
They should make another movie like THX1138. Why not. They already did Tron:Legacy.
I would not oppose a remake of this.
THX1138 had some great concepts and themes but did not age well and is wretchedly slow as I remember.
Give a bunch of first year film school students $100 million and 18 months and they could come up with something 10 times more engaging and compelling than the last three Star Wars films.
Hell, even Gunnar could come up with something more stimulating with his Prongs Comix routine.
George Lucas should be made to dig ditches for the rest of his life for dumping these cinematic turds on an unsuspecting public. Shame on him.
Give a bunch of first year film school students $100 million and 18 months and they could come up with something 10 times more engaging and compelling than the last three Star Wars films.
Hell, even Gunnar could come up with something more stimulating with his Prongs Comix routine.
George Lucas should be made to dig ditches for the rest of his life for dumping these cinematic turds on an unsuspecting public. Shame on him.
I would rather watch “MAC AND ME” than gaze upon another of Lucas’ glowing celluloid turds again.
I’d rather watch Battlefield Earth than even watch another minute of the Star Wars prequels ever again.
I’d rather watch Battlefield Earth than even watch another minute of the Star Wars prequels ever again.
HAHA!!! Good one.
I’d rather watch the Nic Cage remake of The Wicker Man…ok,maybe not…
I’d rather watch the Nic Cage remake of The Wicker Man…ok,maybe not…
Dunno if anyone cares, but a survey pilot photographed this at the old USAF base at Greenham Common in England, he only noticed it in the pictures later when he got home. 
This thread has some pretty good stuff in it. I don’t typically ever go back and reread our old comments, but when I do I sometimes sit back smugly, thinking, “Damn, we’re some clever ass funny mofos up in this bitch!”
that’s pretty damn cool!!
Good stuff.
Totally fake. That Millennium Falcon will never fly. It’s only half there.
“What a piece of junk!”
Totally fake. That Millennium Falcon will never fly. It’s only half there.
Totally! And even if it did lift off, they’d all be sucked out that open side. Dumb bastards!
What about the X-Wing Fighter? Looks like it’s made of roofing paper and blue painters tape. That thing is total crap.
Shoddy work, you could piss through that.