gunnar plain and simple you both suck,
Ahh, yes! There’s that nugget of worldly wisdom I was seeking. You are truly one of the great thinkers of the 21st century, Sir! I pray you never stop blessing us with your deep insight delivered awkwardly in the most pidgin of all English. It’s like Ghandi, or Buddha, or the Dali Lama . . . You know, if they all had frontal lobotomies and had to type blindfolded using only their elbows.
Thanks, Ghandi. Jam on, Buddha!
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He played drums on that shitty Killing Joke album back in 2003.
SIR THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS!
that is a deadly good album.[/reply]
I second that. Awesome album.
ASTEROID!!![/reply]
And i’ll third it, that was a class album, really great stuff.
gunnar plain and simple you both suck,
Did someone clone Gunnar?
[reply]gunnar plain and simple you both suck,
Did someone clone Gunnar?[/reply]
Yes. And we both suck. This is actually quite the natural and expected result, though, since copying something typically results in a deteriorated version of the original. So, considering the suckiness of the first Gunnar, Gunnar2.0 was bound to be crap from the get go.
Plain and simple. Let us give thanks to yearsofdecay for not only his mastery of the not-so-English language, but his ability to use it to teach us some profound scientific processes and laws.
Yes. And we both suck. This is actually quite the natural and expected result, though, since copying something typically results in a deteriorated version of the original. So, considering the suckiness of the first Gunnar, Gunnar2.0 was bound to be crap from the get go.
Have you and Gunnar 2.0 ever considered remaking any of those Van Damme films where he plays twins/clones? Could be quite lucrative.
So much win here.
Have you and Gunnar 2.0 ever considered remaking any of those Van Damme films where he plays twins/clones? Could be quite lucrative.
Thanks for the suggestion! No, we have not yet worked on a remake of the Van Damme classic “Double Team”, but I will let my agent know as I agree it could be a great project.
We tried to do a revamp of “Parent Trap” but test audiences are too emotionally invested in Hayley Mills and/or the Olsen Twins so we had to scrap it.
I am happy to announce, though, that we are in pre-production for a remake of the 1990 Barbarian Brothers’ classic “Think Big”. Gunnar2.0 and I are on a heavy regimen of training montage and steroids to get bulked up for filming. We are also growing some pretty righteous mullets. We’ll keep you statused on the progress.
Hahaha, oh my God, i think that may be yet another of the awful straight to video films i saw many years ago! Quite a cast in that one. I like the brother on the right’s fruity-ass shirt, it looks like a dress.
I remember them from a film called The Barbarians, which unsurprisingly co-stars the late Richard “Rent-A-Villain” Lynch. I’m not sure if i ever saw it or if i just always saw the poster in the video shop. I just noticed it’s from the director of Cannibal Holocaust, Ruggero Deodato.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092615/
The young orphans Kutchek and Gore have been adopted by a tribe of clowns, mentally challenged dolphins, juggling monkeys, a transvestite magician and other forgettable entertainers. The tribe is led by the queen Canary (not an actually Canary but a Man dressed as a women dressed as a Dolphin) and its wealth stems from her magical belly hole. The evil ruler Kadar desires Canary’s breasts and her magic stone hole, and attacks her clan’s caravan to gain possession of them. Before the clan’s defeat one of the clansmen sneak away to hide the stone. Canary is locked up in Kadar’s harem, Kutchek and Gore in his quarry to be trained as gladiators, and the rest of the clan is to live as outlaws in the woods. When Kutchek and Gore have grown up to VERY big gladiators, they run away and break into Kadar’s harem with the aid of the young woman Lemone aid. Canary quests them to find “The Old King’s Weapons” and with these kill the dragon that guards the hidden belly hole. Afterwards they should find a new queen and give her the stone, to restore the tribe to its former glory.
Hahaha, oh my God, i think that may be yet another of the awful straight to video films i saw many years ago! Quite a cast in that one. I like the brother on the right’s fruity-ass shirt, it looks like a dress.
I remember them from a film called The Barbarians, which unsurprisingly co-stars the late Richard “Rent-A-Villain” Lynch. I’m not sure if i ever saw it or if i just always saw the poster in the video shop. I just noticed it’s from the director of Cannibal Holocaust, Ruggero Deodato.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092615/
The young orphans Kutchek and Gore have been adopted by a tribe of clowns, mentally challenged dolphins, juggling monkeys, a transvestite magician and other forgettable entertainers. The tribe is led by the queen Canary (not an actually Canary but a Man dressed as a women dressed as a Dolphin) and its wealth stems from her magical belly hole. The evil ruler Kadar desires Canary’s breasts and her magic stone hole, and attacks her clan’s caravan to gain possession of them. Before the clan’s defeat one of the clansmen sneak away to hide the stone. Canary is locked up in Kadar’s harem, Kutchek and Gore in his quarry to be trained as gladiators, and the rest of the clan is to live as outlaws in the woods. When Kutchek and Gore have grown up to VERY big gladiators, they run away and break into Kadar’s harem with the aid of the young woman Lemone aid. Canary quests them to find “The Old King’s Weapons” and with these kill the dragon that guards the hidden belly hole. Afterwards they should find a new queen and give her the stone, to restore the tribe to its former glory.
By Krom, that is intense!!! I’d seen the cover before but never saw the flick or looked into its stats. That’s hilarious that it’s by Deodato.
Did the director forget he had to send in his movie idea until the day it was due and it just happened that he remembered this AFTER he took 12 hits of LSD or something? Seriously, have you ever read anything so convolutedly insane in your entire life?
Must. Get. This. Movie.
It looks like a gay incest weightlifter porno.
It looks like a gay incest weightlifter porno.
Or a Manowar album.
Those dudes look like Jimmy Snuka & Ricky Steamboat.
I would love to see a “Where Are They Now?” documentary on those two.
Seriously, what could they be up to these days?
Wiki says one is a personal trainer, but doesn’t say what the other one is up to.
Wiki says one is a personal trainer, but doesn’t say what the other one is up to.
It’s funny if you look at their Filmographies. They’re almost exactly identical.
It’s funny if you look at their Filmographies. They’re almost exactly identical.
Boom!
[reply]gunnar[blue],[/blue] plain and simple[blue],[/blue] you both suck[blue][strike],[/strike][/blue] [blue]…[/blue] [red]Ellipses are always periods (although, really they are smaller than periods, and some computer keyboards have special commands to get the three little dots) and they are always grouped in groups of three (4 if you’e ending the sentence too, but you would only have one group of four) Check this out … … … … … … … Get it? [/red]
and yet again, a big fail. He even fucked up the ellipses.
FIFY So you could practice your punctuation.[/reply]
Come on, Man! If you’re gonna pick on his failed ellipses couldn’t you also please ask him to capitalize “Gunnar”? It is my NAME afterall. But aside from that, I’m pretty sure the first word in a sentence should always start with a capital letter. I might be wrong, but I’m pretty sure I’m right.
Anyway, punctuation and grammar is gay. Let’s get back to discussing giant mutant twins and Jean Claude Van Damme!
I like the brother on the right’s fruity-ass shirt, it looks like a dress.
I think he borrowed it from Jennifer Beals when they were done shooting “Flashdance”.
Wow,the Barbarian Brothers…now there is a stoned late night blast from the past…this thread is going places…
I’m petty sure there’s a deleted scene from Natural Born Killers where Mickey and Mallory murder the Barbarian Brothers with chainsaws or something equally gruesome.