Crappy Music Videos

What I’m about to post may very well be the worst music video of all time. Gunnar you must see this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU0wjTokz5E

Hot Rockin’ by Judas Priest takes the crown.

See Halford pumping Weights, who was the soundman for that tour.

Do Pantera fans argue about that era the way we talk about With Sympathy?

Do Pantera fans argue about that era the way we talk about With Sympathy?

I had a co-worker who was a die hard Pantera fan, and he said he actually liked some of that era. Dunno if he ever saw that video, though.

Ministry “Bad Blood” :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZvhwPbZ840

Have you ever noticed that at 2:09 there is a brief shot of Paul Barker as a dog? And this is also when he randomly had like white hair for 5 minutes.

Also of course “99 Percenters” deserves to be here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWKfXxwmYpQ

…and “Ghouldiggers”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCQppWC6iLE

Revolting Cocks “Crackin’ Up” :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6usD4J-VLY

cracking up is a cool video actually.

barker had blonde/white hair for dsots tour as well

I like the Crackin’ Up video, too.
It’s like a parody of the psychedelic dance pop videos that were popular at the time (Dee-Lite, etc.). I love how the band is all wearing black despite the crazy colors they’re surrounded with.

Ministry “Bad Blood”

Have you ever noticed that at 2:09 there is a brief shot of Paul Barker as a dog? And this is also when he randomly had like white hair for 5 minutes.

HAH! Never noticed. Never actually saw the video before, either, I don’t think.

I think it would have been a much better and much more accurate video if all the medical/devil stuff was cut out and was just Al and Paul fighting over the mix while the studio explodes.

Would have been better if Ty Coon was in it, too.

I like the Bad Blood video also…always thought it was cool…

I’m on this. Our videos in Quebec (especially in the early 80’s) were lame as hell. Cases in point…

Quebec Rap:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNx8Pfr-vHI

Quebec New Wave: (kinda…) It gets bad about 45 seconds in…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlhX-yFHqJg

Quebec Don’t even know what to call this…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJEVZ7XeOh0

99 Percenters

Also, that video for the Anthrax/Public Enemy colab. “Bring Tha Noise”

shudder.

The Bad Blood vid is terrible, but I still like the song. Barker’s hair was bleached for the Clitour and before that possibly.

And Dj’s theory about why he became a dog is, I sincerely hope, true

its a doberman, with barker’s face superimposed on it
funny how i never noticed that before
then again i saw bad blood video like 3 times only

Speaking of Quebec . . . . Check out this HORRIBLE Voivod video for “Ravenous Medicine”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Ly8nstfxo

Oh, and who remembers a few months back when we were talking about this little gem by CHRIS HOLMES?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qNOWn4wYCs

Not only crappy, but…really gay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAN5xt48KhU

Thank you Beavis And Butt-Head.

It’s best to watch Henry Rollins’ intro first . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8EXFS7ruU4

Morissey: “November Spawned a Monster”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTev6og-edU

The best way to watch that video is with the Rollins intro before. His anger and disgust is palpable.

You can watch it and think, “Geeze Henry, you’re such an asshole. You’re just as miserable if not more miserable than Morrisey. What an arrogant douche.” And then you see the Morissey video and think, “Yeah… he was right. This is pretty fucking ridiculous.”

Fucking Morissey…

How can I forget this one from PIG. One of his early hits, and this video almost ruins it. It kinda adds to it at the same time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYglVbSuAqY

Gunnar, I’m surprised you didn’t respond to the Pantera video. I know that’s one of the bands you love to hate, and that was from their “With Sympathy” period.

Come on. Nobody’s mentioned this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0j7sModCI