Seriously, could the whole Ministry camp be any more lame. From claiming he didn’t write With Sympathy(Hey Al, remember the wax trax cold life single that had some intrumental versions of WS songs, which you had COMPLETE control over), to the last 3 pieces of shit CD’s, to Al suing Paul(The ultimate in lameness after he babbysat your junkie ass for years and dealt with all your BS, he should be suing u!), To having fucking Yoko pull your strings and do damage control, to alienating anyone that was good in the band…the list goes on and on and on.
Never mind the fact there was a point in time when Ministry were inovators, the benchmark for sonics and production…now Al can’t even here good enough to make a CD sound decent. And forget about his geriatric ass trying to use a computer to make music in a new original way, he can’t even log onto AOL. Fuck, how the mighty have truyl fallen.
Al’s lack of talent (especially in the lyrics department) has been exposed for once and for all. What a fraud. Ministry are every bit as embarrassing as Korn or Slipknot.
Whenever i feel depressed I listen to the Last Sucker snippets on amazon and it makes me laughs - unintentionally hilarious material there. Can’t believe the positive reviews this is receiving.
And if you read old interviews with Jourgenson, it would appear that he most defininitely IS into pursuing synth pop. He talks about looking forward to recording with The Thompson Twins (remember ‘Doctor Doctor’ anyone??) fer crissakes!!!
I’m glad I haven’t really been a Ministry fan since Animositisomonia. I’d be pretty embarassed to listen to something like the Last Sucker, but that’s just me. I hate to say it, but Trent’s concept of Year Zero and bashing of the government of today set in the future is way better than a stupid album cover with Bush mutating into a snake.
Oh boy, I was afraid that when Prongs stopped being Ministry-only we might find ourselves lacking in “Ministry iz the Suxxor” threads but thanks to a brand new user we get another one! Hurray, now I feel so much better! Let’s pray that this one eventually turns into Angie-bashing too 'cuz that’s so much fun!!
Oh boy, I was afraid that when Prongs stopped being Ministry-only we might find ourselves lacking in “Ministry iz the Suxxor” threads but thanks to a brand new user we get another one! Hurray, now I feel so much better! Let’s pray that this one eventually turns into Angie-bashing too 'cuz that’s so much fun!!
I am a brand new user, long time lurker, but also long time Ministry fan(bought Twitch the day it came out!). I just truly am frustrated how Ministry went from pioneers, inovators (one of the first to fuse heavy electronics with heavy guitars, LORAH) to what they are now.
.llI think it should be Industrial Buttrock. Haha at this thread. Does Jourgensen even link to this board on the main site anymore? He’s probably doing himself more of a disservice if he does.
So when are we going to make this board Jesu.com? Seriouly though I totally forgot about the embarassment that will be ‘Cover-Up’.
If ‘The Last Sucker’ (with “the last Ministry song forever” being a fucking duet with the dude from Fear Factory) wasn’t a bad enough end for the “Ministry” moniker already, now we have an album of ZZ Top and Metallica covers to look forward to.
[reply]Oh boy, I was afraid that when Prongs stopped being Ministry-only we might find ourselves lacking in “Ministry iz the Suxxor” threads but thanks to a brand new user we get another one! Hurray, now I feel so much better! Let’s pray that this one eventually turns into Angie-bashing too 'cuz that’s so much fun!!
(bought Twitch the day it came out!). [/reply]
Yeah right! What a lying homo! If you don’t like nu-metal ministry (i think it’s the most amazing thing since sliced bread)…TUFF!!! PISS OFF YA DOCHE!!![:|]
Yeah right! What a lying homo! If you don’t like nu-metal ministry (i think it’s the most amazing thing since sliced bread)…TUFF!!! PISS OFF YA DOCHE!!![:|][/reply]
nice intelligent post(yelling piss off ya douche and calling me a lying homo??)! Are you implying I’m lying about buying Twitch the day it came out?? Is is because I haven’t posted here before?? WTF??? you don’t know me and I really have nothing to prove to you. I did buy twitch the day it came out and frankly, I don’t really care if you believe me. Maybe it’s because of the imaturity of many ministry fans and assholes like you that I don’t post on these sites.
not to mention, just from looking around, I saw at least another post where he called someone a homo(last time I checked, ministry was not a band that supported homophobia).
Obvioiusly not a TKK fan, Wax Trax fan, etc. I’m straight, but my experiences have been that the people who make the most homophobic fag comments are the ones with latent homosexual tendancies(like the frat guys in college who called everyone “fag” but would walk around naked snapping each other with towels)
people. calm down.
it’s easy enough to figure out this crap .who cares .
sure everyone here cares.but to debate who was where and when is futile. not productive, for anyone’s purposes, unless you’re writing a book…
The trouble is we don’t have the proper facilities to deal with brainless trolls like this.
And what exactley are you? You write the same lame thread over and over and over again and when all of a sudden you get a bit of stick (something you don’t mind dishing out) you act like some intellectual of the board. What a dickwad!
JDN got all uptight because he was put on the spot with his “I bought Twitch the day it came out” bullshit…and thankfully the “homo” comment got right up his ass (no pun intended) as i find that little gem does infuriate wankers who supposedly are Ministry fans yet constantly have orgasims slamming them.
I find it funny that they want the experimental Ministry back when the songs they loved from those past “experimental” albums were blatantly metal songs!
I’m sure Maggit will fit in here quite nicely with douche bags like Jizzwad and jdn.