Conspiracy Time

D.B. Cooper doesn’t exist.
I just got done watching “D.B Cooper Case Closed?” and it seems they are trying to find this one guy who over came impossible odds and had everything work out just perfectly in his favor. They had me going for most of it thinking it was the guy they were pushing but as soon as they brought in the co pilot and the stewardess for the first interview they’ve done in 40 years the bells went off.

So, apparently they’ve ignored the case for 45 years? yea right. They don’t want to give interviews cause they don’t want to slip up and say something wrong. It seems like the most obvious answer.
Cooper never wrote anything no notes. The stewardess wrote down all of his demands. Does any passengers remember seeing this cat? The whole DB Cooper case seems to hinge on the flight crew telling the truth, and being whatever it is they say it is… and yet they don’t want t talk about it.

The stewardess apparently just doesn’t have time any more for this case. (Is she serious? Some dude she supposedly spent two hours with who threatened to kill her she doesn’t have time for? -Some dude stole my car ten years ago and I still want that motherfucker burned!!)

Next they showed her a picture of the dude that they think it is and she just couldn’t be sure (Is she serious? Some dude she supposedly spent two hours with who threatened to kill her she doesn’t remember his face? how is it not burned into her brain?)

Two stewardesses and two pilots that 50,000 each. or perhaps they did that whole bury the money thing and last one alive gets all of the loot.

There is no DB Cooper he doesn’t exist. That’s why they can’t find the chute it was probably sneaked off the plan along with the money at the point the crew departed. That seems more likely than some guy overcoming impossible odds to make some impossible jump.

I did a quick search of the net and I could only find one quick article that thinks the crew is D.B. Cooper. “the DB Cooper Hoax.” Also it turns out that the stewardess that was with cooper the most Changed her name and joined a Nunnery. Guilty conscience?

It makes way more sense that the crew made it up rather than some super anti hero got away with something seemingly impossible.

I think D.B. Cooper was an Australian.

I think D.B. Cooper was an Australian.

Well he did jump out back … of the plane

Speaking of conspiracy theories - how the hell is it that Donald Trump is the Republican nominee and not Jesse Ventura? Yes, I know there’s no similarities but, I remember when people were mocking Trump as a candidate and ditto for Jesse…yet Jesse was an actual politician, former military, a gruff no-nonsense dude.

It’s a shame. I would have easily voted for him over Hillary.

Speaking of conspiracy theories - how the hell is it that Donald Trump is the Republican nominee and not Jesse Ventura? Yes, I know there’s no similarities but, I remember when people were mocking Trump as a candidate and ditto for Jesse…yet Jesse was an actual politician, former military, a gruff no-nonsense dude.

It’s a shame. I would have easily voted for him over Hillary.

Ventura ran for govenor unopposed so it was easy for him to win. That aside from what Ive gathered over the years he really was a good govenor. I’d totally vote for jessie the body over hilary. Hell id have voted for kasich over hilary. I think hilary is going to lose. Republicans do well when people dont vote and there are a ton of people who are planning not to vote. Plus i think trump will win for the same reason dead people win elections… the sheer novelty of it.