Closing the lid on Lard

Mostly heard news but I didnt know about the cover album also being credited to the Co-Conspirators.

Ministry’s Al Jourgensen Also Planning To Close The Lid On Lard, Other Side Projects

Industrial-metal maestro dissolving all of his acts, one at a time.

by Chris Harris

http://www.vh1.com/artists/news/1570433/20070924/ministry.jhtml

While some of us don’t even know what we’ll be doing next week, Al Jourgensen has the next two years of his life all mapped out.

Last week, Ministry’s final studio opus, The Last Sucker, the scathing third installment in Jourgensen’s trilogy of LPs attacking President Bush’s administration, landed in record stores. In March, he’ll hit the road for the last time with Ministry, the band he’s fronted since he formed it in 1981, for a tour that will last five months. But before that, he has to hit the studio and record Got Co–?, the studio-album swan song from his side project the Revolting Co–s. In October, the Co–s will head out on what will be their goodbye tour, with openers Prong and Mob Research, the latest signing to Jourgensen’s label, 13th Planet Records.

“I am systematically going through and putting all of my side projects to bed over the next couple of years, and then, I’ll strictly concentrate on production, running the label and doing soundtracks and a lot of other weird stuff,” Jourgensen said, adding that there will be future, all-culminating collections from Lard and Pailhead too. “Then I’ll do Buck Satan & the 666 Shooters, a country record I’ve been talking about for 20 years — once you see the Buck Satan album come out, then you know I’m completely done recording.”

After that, Jourgensen said he’ll finally get a chance to relax.

“I’m an all-or-nothing guy,” he explained. “When I’m working, I work, work, work, work, work, and when I’m not, I’m the laziest sloth this planet has ever provided us. In about two or three years, I’ll go full guns, but then I’ll sit on my porch with a shotgun and my hound dog and chase kids off my lawn. I’ll just sit back, in my ‘Sopranos’ bathrobe and slippers, going out to the mailbox, picking up checks and kicking back.”

But why put Ministry on the slab after all these years? Well, Jourgensen doesn’t think the Republicans stand a chance in the upcoming elections, and when there’s a Democrat in power, “I think we suck,” he admitted. But much more than that, he wanted out before he was dragged out.

“I hate bands that hang around like 10 years too long — they’re like the drunk at a party you can’t get rid of,” he said. “I think we’re on top of our game, and old George W.'s leaving office, so I just figured it was the perfect time for us to do that. I’ve got a million projects going on right now, and Ministry takes up a year and a half of your time whenever we release something. Within that time, I can probably do 10 different projects. We’re going out with dignity, going out with class. Even if another Republican comes back, that’s the whole point of having the label — we have other voices. I’m not going to be tempted if we get some other fascist in office.”

But Ministry’s true finale will come in April with the release of Cover Up, a covers album. Jourgensen is releasing the set under a different moniker: Ministry and the Co-Conspirators. The disc will include guest appearances by Static-X’s Wayne Static (on a rendition of the Beatles’ “I Want You [She’s So Heavy]”); Cheap Trick’s Robin Zander (singing Golden Earring’s “Radar Love”); Fear Factory’s Burton Bell (on the Rolling Stones’ “Under My Thumb”); and Victor and Mountain guitarist Leslie West (on Mountain’s “Mississippi Queen”).

Still, that might not be the last album we see from Ministry.

“I’m sure there will be Ministry albums coming out over the next 20 years — you can’t stop my old catalog from being repackaged and re-put-out. [Warner Bros. Records] own[s] it, so I’m sure they’ll find some outtakes. If I die in a plane crash, then all hell breaks loose, and they’ll have 15 albums come out in one year — rare stuff, bootlegs.”

Jourgensen is also working on a soundtrack for the forthcoming horror flick “Wicked Lake.” The movie is being directed by Zach Passero, who helmed the music videos for Ministry’s “Lies Lies Lies” and the Revolting Co–s’ “Fire Engine.”

Politically speaking, Jourgensen, who claims the FBI has an active profile on him, doesn’t plan on silencing himself anytime soon — and won’t discuss who he will support in the next presidential election.

“I’m not done criticizing this administration — I won’t stop until I actually see them all in jail, where they belong,” he said. “And I won’t even comment on [the current crop of presidential hopefuls]. I think a two-party system — which in essence is a one-party system with two names — really sucks, and I don’t think it’s a wasted vote to vote your conscience, or to vote independent or for a Green [Party] candidate, because it’s the only way we’re going to get an alternative to this mess we have that we call this ‘democratic system.’ That’s how I will approach it. I’m not going to [think], ‘Oh well, it’s the lesser of two evils.’ I think we’ve gotten so accustomed to doing that, so you should just vote your conscience. The whole system’s broken. All these candidates are bought by specific agendas. They are all already bought. They’re running on a platform of who has more money to do negative campaign ads as opposed to running on a platform of ideas.”

This report is from MTV News.

I have no clue why toward the end of the post is lined through.

wonder why Al thinks Filth Pig and DSOTS suck so much? I suppose album sales + critically… it’s really no wonder he went back and started to get heavier.

I heard AGES ago that he’d done the music for Lard and was waiting for Jello to stop farting about with the Melvin and other stuff, pull his finger out getting some lyrics done and actually turn up to record shit.

wow. guess i’ll have to do some fact checking here too. with biafra himself. won’t be difficult.

LARD is/was great.

I love Lard, it’s like listening to Woody Woodpecker report for CNN. What’s not to love? I don’t think Biafra’s trying to come off as the dead serious voice of reason. Sidewinder is a damn good track too.

hey jizzwad, were you ever to meet biafra, you’d be stunned at how ordinary he is. . on the other hand,i have tons of respect for a guy who stood up in front of the united states congress and asserted his first amendment right to free speech.that my friend is extraordinary.

remember during the Animositisomina era when Scott Ian and Charlie Benante should have been part of the “next Lard album”? that would have sounded nice…

What a prick

Biafra came and did a spoken word here in Melbourne about 3 years ago - espousing this lunatic ‘theories’ on the Bush admin’s ‘involvement’ in 9/11.

Apparently, it was so over the top that even his hardcore fanbase were shaking their heads in dismay. People actually booed.

The damn thing went on for over three hours. Had some of the worst write ups for a spoken word I have EVER read.

Glad I didn’t go.

  • It must be said though I don’t mind SOME of his music. Can listen to it now and then. He does make SOME valid points here and there.

Lard is fucking brilliant music, Last Temptation is one of my fave albums ever. Forkboy, bloody hell!!!

People who get hissy over bands who sing about politics are anal. Music was used for protest and info long before the general public could read. Singing about what pisses you off is as old as music itself. Moaning about political lyrics, whether they are well informed or just angry bollocks, is downright ridiculous.

I grew up on punk and every other song was about Maggie being a cunt (cos she was and still is) and it’s a lot more entertaining than ‘woe is me i take drugs and people only like me cos I’m in a band etc’ or ‘I’m dead sensetive so why won’t anyone shag me?’.

Yeah Jello is as mad as a bag of frogs, but at least he’s consistently so and could have earned so much more money if he let a lot of it go. I’ve met him and thought him quite quiet, not one to answer a question quickly. Mind you, one of my mate’s who’s in Conflict (english punk band) who once were playing alongside DKs years ago and said that Jello was up his own arse then, but that was a very long time ago and I prefer to make my own mind up.

temptation is good; chewing satisfaction was meh though.

the riffs are great and fun. but i can’t stand biafra’s vocals, just piss me off. but the music is good. but the vocals…ugh

oh yeah funny that when barker answered a few of prongers questions he said that his favourite sideproject to work on was lard. i wonder why because it’s “not barkerish”.

the riffs are great and fun. but i can’t stand biafra’s vocals, just piss me off. but the music is good. but the vocals…ugh

Biafra’s vocals are an aquired taste methinks. When I was 14 still living with my Dad, I remember him dissing my taste in music and not liking the DKs because the singer sounded like a British Rail announcer on a rainy day.

At a Flogging Molly show several years ago (or maybe it was Ministry? I don’t remember…) they played a film of Biafra talking about Iraq and Bush and whatnot.
Everyone booed him.

That said, I like Lard for the newspaper clipping cd books if nothing else.

…or burning the flag. You just don’t do that.

But didn’t Ministry do it already 15 years ago? Or am I mistaken?..

Throw in some bizarre + mixed up views + you’ve got yrself a chemical spill that smells so foul, all sane peeps would do well to give it a wide berth.

Cool, that sounds right up my street.

Never understood why people get so wound up by flag burning.

I never understood why people ate pork scratchings whilst drinking beer.

any kind of pork thats not served hot, blech… and whats the deal with crackling, spew!

Umm… flag burning… manson did it a few years back too, it’s just another statement, I’m sure would make patriots hate you.

People in Australia wear the flag to the big day out and stuff… I dont get that.

A fair portion of the British don’t even know which way up the Union Jack is supposed to be displayed and unwittingly insult whoever is meant to be insulted by an upside down flag.

Rock stars burning flags is so common and passé these days, it beats me why anyone should be shocked by it.