Chicago and Melbourne

Men from Tasmania tie goats to tables and fuck them at random.

Men from Tasmania tie goats to tables and fuck them at random.

How unfortunate.

If this is the case though, why don’t we get loads of kick-ass Black Metal bands coming out of Tasmania?

I’m afraid I will have to take your statement with a grain of salt Blue Velvet…I may also have to make a film out of it.

connelly’s from Edinburgh, and paul barker’s mother lives there.

connelly’s from Edinburgh, and paul barker’s mother lives there.

I just knew that Paul Barker and I were somehow connected! Deep down…I just knew it man.

Give me her address so I can kiss her ass and tell her how awesome and nice her son is. (just kidding)

don’t know the address, and wouldn’t give it up were i to have it.
you, toot, are on your own.
you flinched with the just kidding comment.

I bet she lives at the Bongo Club. If not I assume she lives in Edinburgh Castle as she’s obviously royalty. I mean come on…she’s the mother of Paul Barker. If it wasn’t for her we wouldn’t have Land Of Rape & Honey or Filth Pig…then again she is responsible for Pink Anvil too.

i really don’t understand your hostility.
what are you afraid of?

If this is the case though, why don’t we get loads of kick-ass Black Metal bands coming out of Tasmania?

TOOT, TOOT, TOOT!

Check out Striborg (amazing!), Ruins (woo hoo!), Psycroptic (not really black metal, though) and Iciclan (shit, though)

If this is the case though, why don’t we get loads of kick-ass Black Metal bands coming out of Tasmania?

I’m afraid I will have to take your statement with a grain of salt Blue Velvet…I may also have to make a film out of it.

Mmmmm salted goat penis.

And are Dreadnaught a kick-ass metal band?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOil5gfZmAs

Mmmmm salted goat penis.

It’s not really “salted” goats just don’t wash!
Late,
grmpysmrf

I lived in Tasmania for 11 years. Yawn

Wasn’t born there though, so my parents aren’t cousins.

I’ve heard 2nd hand goat fucking stories though shudder

Was it hard to keep things neat with all those Tasmanian Devils running around?

Yeah, and those little whirlwinds they create made it pretty windy as well.