Car full of "satan worshiping" band members....

What an interesting situation…

Other’s in the states might hear about this - but it’s local news for us in Atlanta.

story: http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/multiple-fatalities-reported-jackson-county-crash/nknWt/

A bus hauling a death metal group crashes and 3 people die. Cue the facebook postings “prayers for all involved”. Cue the bizarre festival of people fighting abut religion on their page…

Band: https://www.facebook.com/wormreichofficial

Festival they were touring with:https://www.facebook.com/kultovazazel666

Wow, black metal fans are bunch of touchy arseholes, aren’t they? Someone offers their condolences and they all start jumping on her for being insensitive. Maybe she ought to have said they’re all sucking cocks in hell or something, perhaps that’s the right thing to say in these circumstances. “Fucking Christians, your God doesn’t exist!”, well neither does your Satan, you sad, sad people.

Kult Ov Azazel hahahahaha!!! I remember having good times poking fun at them in high school.

I will say that I do hope everyone in the crash make it out ok. Car crashes are a touchy subject for me and I always feel bad for anyone involved.

Black metal is the absolute bottom of the barrel, having said that, I do have one Cradle of filth record that gets a spin every now and again

That sucks, but there’s a lesson - do not drive tired, and if you have to do so, make sure someone stays up with you.

In other news, an ex-girlfriend’s son is in one of the bands on that tour (Ancalagon). I’ve never actually heard them, so I don’t know if they’re any good or not.

Black metal is the absolute bottom of the barrel, having said that, I do have one Cradle of filth record that gets a spin every now and again

fuck you.

anyway, this made me laugh:

Tonight… This lineup… WE GO TO HELL.

oh man, their facebook posts keep delivering:

Las night was nothing short of murder.

Memphis bound for Impius Nox II and more of the ol’ black death!

Mind, body, and soul, consciousness, space, and time are all subjective and relative. The only true constant is the timeless void of chaos that predates our universe. We choose to worship this void. Call it what you wish, we know it as Satan. We will be worshiping in a city near you… in time. Join us for true spiritual warfare. - Vulk

in all seriousness, hope they recover from this! poor buggers

In other news, an ex-girlfriend’s son is in one of the bands on that tour (Ancalagon). I’ve never actually heard them, so I don’t know if they’re any good or not.

Ancalagon? Does he also have a band called Crebain?

Uh oh…

http://loudwire.com/three-killed-van-crash-metal-bands-wormreich-khaotika/

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In other news, an ex-girlfriend’s son is in one of the bands on that tour (Ancalagon). I’ve never actually heard them, so I don’t know if they’re any good or not.

Ancalagon? Does he also have a band called Crebain?[/reply]

No, checking Encyclopedia Metallum, it looks like the band Crebain consists of a person who calls himself Ancalagon. This is a band called Ancalagon, which has entirely different members.
Not confusing at all, I know.

Horrible. I don’t know any of these guys or their bands (I kind of like the name Wormreich) but I feel awful for their friends and family and fellow band mates. My friend (lives in Atlanta area) was at the hospital yesterday watching over one of the guys and reporting back status updates but I didn’t know what had even happened until I saw an article on it.

I remember when Ace Ventura came out and Jim Carrey preached his Luv for cannibal corpse thus got them a spot in the movie…I recall his adoration for CC was based on hilarity. He thought the band was hysterically funny cuz the vocals are so low down deep & guttural.

I must confess I too share the same sentiment for CC & that’s as far as it goes…black metal, grindcore, screamo, death & speed metal is the absolute bottom of the barrel, folks.

I’d prefer the pungently odorous stench of a dog’s fresh pile of shit than subject myself to listening to that garbage.
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I’d prefer the pungently odorous stench of a dog’s fresh pile of shit

Good luck with that.

I must confess I too share the same sentiment for CC & that’s as far as it goes…black metal, grindcore, screamo, death & speed metal is the absolute bottom of the barrel, folks.
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Grimace think you have no idea of what “bottom of barrel” truly is.

“Bottom of barrel” is when McDonald’s Corporate call you at home on Sunday morning, saying “we no longer require your services as a McDonaldLand Mascot, because your character does not fit the profile our current target demographic.” After over 25 years of service.

“Bottom of barrel” is also when Grimace have to sexually service truckers and visitors to rest stops in order to afford rent on his efficiency apartment he share with several others in Mission District, where he also sleeps in the bathtub after passing out from drinking bottle of Old Turkey.

Also, Grimace loves all form of extreme metal, so he seconds “fuck you” motion from earlier post.

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I must confess I too share the same sentiment for CC & that’s as far as it goes…black metal, grindcore, screamo, death & speed metal is the absolute bottom of the barrel, folks.
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Grimace think you have no idea of what “bottom of barrel” truly is.

“Bottom of barrel” is when McDonald’s Corporate call you at home on Sunday morning, saying “we no longer require your services as a McDonaldLand Mascot, because your character does not fit the profile our current target demographic.” After over 25 years of service.

“Bottom of barrel” is also when Grimace have to sexually service truckers and visitors to rest stops in order to afford rent on his efficiency apartment he share with several others in Mission District, where he also sleeps in the bathtub after passing out from drinking bottle of Old Turkey.

Also, Grimace loves all form of extreme metal, so he seconds “fuck you” motion from earlier post.[/reply]

instantly my favourite troll

What the hell is Grimace?

Really? I thought you were an old dude like me…

Oh sorry dude…

He’s just a big fantastical creature. Originally, he was even more monstrous and had six arms and was “evil,” but they changed it so he’d be Ronald McDonald’s pal instead.
I’ve always maintained that he’s a sort of anthropomorphic chocolate shake, my evidence being that his Irish uncle O’Grimacey, who was made to sell St. Patrick’s Day Shamrock Shakes, is a green version of Grimace himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnToRI1Fu7U

Nothing can kill the Grimace.