Burt Reynolds

[reply]I’m sure there’s gotta be a Burt movie I don’t like somewhere out there . . . but I sure can’t think of any on my own.

Not even Striptease?[/reply]

That’s a great book by a great author but the movie stunk…but Burt was great in it and nailed the character…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN6rjLcpBnI

Haha! I was wondering when someone would throw down some Norm clips. His Burt skits were amazing.

Well, I’ll be damned . . . .

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/10/20416189-obama-agrees-to-un-discussion-of-russia-proposal-on-syria-chemical-weapons?lite

Well, I’ll be damned . . . .

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/10/20416189-obama-agrees-to-un-discussion-of-russia-proposal-on-syria-chemical-weapons?lite

Why don’t they mention the involvement of Burt Reynolds in that story?

[reply]Well, I’ll be damned . . . .

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/10/20416189-obama-agrees-to-un-discussion-of-russia-proposal-on-syria-chemical-weapons?lite

Why don’t they mention the involvement of Burt Reynolds in that story?[/reply]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s what happens when I post at 2AM and think I’m on the Syria thread.

But still . . . . I’m sure BURT is the reason they are reaching an agreement.

But still . . . . I’m sure BURT is the reason they are reaching an agreement.

His moustache is the world’s most powerful subliminal mediator. Vietnam dragged on for so long because he shaved it off a couple of times in the early 70s

This movie was godwaful, but the art rules. It was the “sequel” to White Lightning. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.freecodesource.com/movie-poster/51SP3KQ5N2L/-Gator.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.freecodesource.com/movie-posters/B000092Q5H--gator-movie-poster.html&h=475&w=328&sz=37&tbnid=d9wAXJV-1RQ26M:&tbnh=90&tbnw=62&zoom=1&usg=__Lr2nTDeC5FLg2pytQ9_BljtlEF0=&docid=7og_RidjyUU-6M&sa=X&ei=n2UvUtbFBMyAygHSsYGYAQ&ved=0CDEQ9QEwAA&dur=78

Another Burt related story…

In the town where I live, there once was a local institution called “Chuck’s House of Magic” that sold costumes and magic tricks and funny balloons, etc. At one time it was the largest novelty store between NY and LA.

In the ‘adult section’ there was a poster of Burt’s Cosmopolitan centerfold with a wooden leaf on a hinge covering his crotch. The leaf had a little knob handle that just begged you to lift the leaf up and have a peak underneath.

And, of course, as soon as you did…police sirens and flashing lights would go off and everyone in the store would know that you had just tried to cop a look at Burt’s bone.

I was actually in there one time as an adult, kids and family in tow, when my 80 year old grandmother fell for it. [:)]

Another Burt related story…

In the town where I live, there once was a local institution called “Chuck’s House of Magic” that sold costumes and magic tricks and funny balloons, etc. At one time it was the largest novelty store between NY and LA.

In the ‘adult section’ there was a poster of Burt’s Cosmopolitan centerfold with a wooden leaf on a hinge covering his crotch. The leaf had a little knob handle that just begged you to lift the leaf up and have a peak underneath.

And, of course, as soon as you did…police sirens and flashing lights would go off and everyone in the store would know that you had just tried to cop a look at Burt’s bone.

I was actually in there one time as an adult, kids and family in tow, when my 80 year old grandmother fell for it. [:)]
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That’s AWESOME!!!

This movie was godwaful, but the art rules. It was the “sequel” to White Lightning. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.freecodesource.com/movie-poster/51SP3KQ5N2L/-Gator.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.freecodesource.com/movie-posters/B000092Q5H--gator-movie-poster.html&h=475&w=328&sz=37&tbnid=d9wAXJV-1RQ26M:&tbnh=90&tbnw=62&zoom=1&usg=__Lr2nTDeC5FLg2pytQ9_BljtlEF0=&docid=7og_RidjyUU-6M&sa=X&ei=n2UvUtbFBMyAygHSsYGYAQ&ved=0CDEQ9QEwAA&dur=78

That was an updated DVD cover. The original 70’s and 80’s posters are always mind-blowingly incredible. I wish there would be a museum exhibit featuring nothing but Burt Reynolds movie art.

I love how utterly badass Burt is here. He’s like, “Bitch, I don’t need to hug your triflin’ ass! I’m just gonna put my hands on my hips and let you take care of business yourself.”

DOH!!! I didn’t realize the image was so big. Oh, well. Enjoy it in all its glory. Plus . . . bonus points for Jerry Reed.

SNOWMAN!!!

I went to the same college as Burt Reynolds and have hiked the canyon where they filmed “Deliverance” several times.

I went to his rodeo place in Florida like 20 years old.

DOH!!! I didn’t realize the image was so big. Oh, well. Enjoy it in all its glory. Plus . . . bonus points for Jerry Reed.

Jerry Reed could really pick it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni8KBhnebwE

I went to his rodeo place in Florida like 20 years old.

In Jupiter…where he did that dumb game show with Loni and all his famous friends…

now i want to watch cannonball run!

now i want to watch cannonball run!

Captain Chaos!!!