But still . . . . I’m sure BURT is the reason they are reaching an agreement.
His moustache is the world’s most powerful subliminal mediator. Vietnam dragged on for so long because he shaved it off a couple of times in the early 70s
In the town where I live, there once was a local institution called “Chuck’s House of Magic” that sold costumes and magic tricks and funny balloons, etc. At one time it was the largest novelty store between NY and LA.
In the ‘adult section’ there was a poster of Burt’s Cosmopolitan centerfold with a wooden leaf on a hinge covering his crotch. The leaf had a little knob handle that just begged you to lift the leaf up and have a peak underneath.
And, of course, as soon as you did…police sirens and flashing lights would go off and everyone in the store would know that you had just tried to cop a look at Burt’s bone.
I was actually in there one time as an adult, kids and family in tow, when my 80 year old grandmother fell for it. [:)]
In the town where I live, there once was a local institution called “Chuck’s House of Magic” that sold costumes and magic tricks and funny balloons, etc. At one time it was the largest novelty store between NY and LA.
In the ‘adult section’ there was a poster of Burt’s Cosmopolitan centerfold with a wooden leaf on a hinge covering his crotch. The leaf had a little knob handle that just begged you to lift the leaf up and have a peak underneath.
And, of course, as soon as you did…police sirens and flashing lights would go off and everyone in the store would know that you had just tried to cop a look at Burt’s bone.
I was actually in there one time as an adult, kids and family in tow, when my 80 year old grandmother fell for it. [:)]
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That was an updated DVD cover. The original 70’s and 80’s posters are always mind-blowingly incredible. I wish there would be a museum exhibit featuring nothing but Burt Reynolds movie art.
I love how utterly badass Burt is here. He’s like, “Bitch, I don’t need to hug your triflin’ ass! I’m just gonna put my hands on my hips and let you take care of business yourself.”