[reply]For the record the best blow job I ever got was from a black dude…
who better than someone who knows how it feels.
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the other night this guy gave me head. I’m not gay. I just wanted, to see what it felt like. And, you know, he stunk. I thought it was gonna be good because he’s a guy. He went at it like it was corn on the cob or something.- Perry Ferrel 1994
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For the record the best blow job I ever got was from a black dude
If there’s one thing that’ll get a brotha excited, it’s a pasty white boy with swastikas carved in his chest. Well, that and poop-lipstick.
[quote]the other night this guy gave me head. I’m not gay. I just wanted, to see what it felt like. [/reply]
Uhh, no. Sorry, Perry. You’re lying. You are gay.
The black guy in question is not a fat black guy. He is about 170 and 5’10" very sexy athletic build kinda naturally muscular.
He is a very normal dude we have little in common but we see each other like once a month or so and it’s just a nice time to relax, smoke a blunt and hook up.
I like black guys for whatever reason…
I also have this 6’4" 220 big black exmilitary dude who comes by and gives me head sometimes. He is mad cool. Black men seem to be into the “shock rocker” thing.
grmpy I don’t give a shit if you believe me or not. This is my life, and I like to share aspects of it sometimes. I have nothing to prove to anyone. And this happens to be one of the good parts of my life which I am sharing right now. Trust me there is plenty of bad.
Was he A BBM?
Does your attraction to big girls carry over into your gay sex life? Do you like fucking big fat guys too?
And yes my attraction does transfer to fat dudes lol. See now THAT was actually a good question.
I know my sexuality is fucked up. I’m just being candid. Not trying to “shock”.
And the term for fat dudes is “BHM” “big handsome man” lol it’s pretty gay
BBB
Big Bouncin’ Brotha.
Between 10 and 30%. So that means at the best of odds, 3 in 10 can claim “sick” and worst odds 1 in 10 claim “sick”.
So, pretty much, people have a 70% chance of guessing correctly that a fatty just over eats… shit I’ll take those odds!
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grmpysmrf
There is still a segment in addition to the 30% of PCOS sufferers who do have other legit medical issues that can make them overweight (Cushings Syndrome, adrenal gland malfunction, etc.); thus, probably somewhere between 50-60% are the over-eaters.
PF’s experience is one data point. From Void’s posts, it sounds like he has enough data points to formulate a solid conclusion.
It’s overeating (too many KFC Double Downs).
It’s improper eating (eating Double Downs instead of fruit).
It’s sitting on one’s butt and playing Nintendo instead of baseball.
It’s a lot of stuff.
Sometimes, even when the top items are ruled out a person may still be a bit heavy just by natural body shape . . . but USUALLY when you see a big fat person it’s because they are not taking responsibility for their condition and making the proper changes.
This doesn’t mean that they are inhuman monsters (or so I’ve been told) or that they should be tortured, but it does make it unreasonable to play victim for their condition.
I still would like to try a Double Down…
I still would like to try a Double Down…
Trust me . . . . THEY’RE AWESOME!!!
Some people live on pig farms but the smart ones realize that if they wipe their feet at the door their house won’t be so stinky.
wtf does that even mean dude…
lol
It means that many fatties are too stupid to realize that if you eat a bunch of fattening crap you will get fat and look like crap.
Or maybe he just felt like changing the subject to people that live on pig farms. Read into it what you like.
but to be more precise, in response to Mooney’s claim that some fat people are just fat due to their genetic makeup… maybe those people do have slow metabolisms and eat as much as skinny people. But, obviously, with a slow metabolism they don’t need to eat as much as a skinny person. So, if they are fat and eat to much the solution is obvious… stop eating so much. Either that or they should increase their metabolism through exercise. Anyone who claims they are fat because nature made them that way is full of crap… the only thing that makes a person fat is consuming more food than their bodies need… period.
You are 100% incorrect. Metabolism cannot be raised by exercise alone; it is a combination of exercise and excessive calorie intake. Weight loss is not as simple as calories in < calories burned. The 30% with PCOS and the other 10% with the other medical conditions that cause the weight gain would have to eat 500 - 800 calories per day (this is considered the danger zone of calorie intake - it can absolutely kill; it is what weight loss surgery patients eat per day under strict doctor supervision) and run between a 1/2 to a full marathon each day to keep the weight off. Additionally, if they do not take vitamins, they will starve to death.
Look at carmangary coming out swinging!! I’m loving it! Liked the pig ananlogy too! That’s like the most you’ve posted in a long time.
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Oh it’s about fat people. I get it.
Void, oh void. You’re almost ridiculous enough for me to be enamored with you.
There might be some people like that but they are probably far and few between. I doubt that hardly any of the typical fat people you see walking around fall into that category. Defintely not 30% of them or whatever number it was thrown around.
Why do you doubt that? Because you simply don’t want to believe it? Is it not common sense that some people are “naturally” fatter than others and would therefore have to work that much harder to lose and keep the weight off?
Would you be willing to do 30 minutes of cardio 5 days a week in addition to restricted diet (and perhaps reduced alcohol intake as well)—all while maintaining your daily responsibilities—just to be a normal sized person?
It’s quite easy to say “yes”, another thing entirely to actually live that experience.
I understand you might to retain a false sense of superiority over other people, but it’s very likely that if you were in their shoes you’d be the same way.
But yes continue to be smug and think you are better.
Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about “free will” and how much of who we are and how we respond to situations placed in front of us and all that is really predetermined by factors beyond our control.
Do fat chicks give the best blow jobs?
Yes.
Also, carmangary wins the thread.
Why do you doubt that? Because you simply don’t want to believe it? Is it not common sense that some people are “naturally” fatter than others and would therefore have to work that much harder to lose and keep the weight off?
Would you be willing to do 30 minutes of cardio 5 days a week in addition to restricted diet (and perhaps reduced alcohol intake as well)—all while maintaining your daily responsibilities—just to be a normal sized person?
Do you actually read people’s posts or just get all jumpy any time someone says something that you think may be insensitive to fatties?
And people need to take responsibility for themselves. 30 minutes of exercise a day is just that . . . 30 minutes. It ain’t 3 hours of football practice. And restricted diet . . . yeah, if you’re a natural fatty you should restrict your diet.
You really only validated what everyone that’s been arguing with you has been saying . . . that it’s the fattys’ choice to be fat. They COULD do 30 minutes of exercise a day, but they don’t. They COULD watch what they eat, but they don’t. That doesn’t make them victims in my book. It makes them lazy. Lazy fatties.
Now, I fully support their right to do with their lives as they will, but don’t expect a lot of sympathy from me when they cry about how unfair it is that they are fat and how they have no control over it. They absolutely have control over it. They just don’t have control over themselves.
Quit trying to be Fatty Fatterson Defender of All That Is Fat and use your brain for once. You might see that the battles you choose are stupid.
Why do fat chicks give the best blow jobs? And I resent the assumption that fat chicks would want to be skinny just to be sexually appealing to everyone.
And I resent the assumption that fat chicks would want to be skinny just to be sexually appealing to everyone.
Everyone wants to be sexually appealing. It’s biologically engrained in us.
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I didn’t say they didn’t want to be sexually appealing.
Why do fat chicks give the best blow jobs?
No idea. Just the way it’s worked out in my experience.