Black Metal 6yr Girl Blows Amercia's Got Talent Show Up

I’m not sure if anyone’s seen this but…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2PwS8FCfxo

She actually has a pretty bad ass scream.

ZOMBIE SKIN!

EDIT: And who’s the cunt asking, “What goes on in yo house? What goes on in your house!?!”?

Those kids rule! Stand by for Gunnar’s long-winded rant . . .

HAHAHA! i havent seen this! she fucking tears it up. in 12/14 years, her band will be deadly.

First off, watching these talent shows and seeing/hearing these celebrities’ attempts at witty one-liners and clever banter just hurts. Howard’s last line about “What happens in Vegas . . .” it just spiraled into meaningless jibbery nonsense. My favorite part about Howard’s horrible jokes is looking at the look on the boy’s face. You can tell that, even at age 9, he knows the guy talking to him is a douchebag and is irritated that he has to stand there and listen to him.

Howie Mandel got a newfound respect from me when I watched that. He was the only one that seemed to be able to break out of the safe-generic-family-friendly expectations and weigh the act on its own merit. It’s cool both as a gimmick, but also . . . the kids are pretty talented and entertaining. He spoke clearly and intelligently. I was impressed.

Heidi Klum is an idiot and her attempts to be cool are just embarrassing. And yeah, what’s up with “What goes on in your house? I wanna meet the parents”? What goes on is their parents are obviously supportive of their kids’ creativity and encourages them to safely explore their imaginations and musical vision. I’m not sure why it is cause for concern that a little girl writes a song about Zombies, but none of the judges would even bat an eye if those same little kids came out hip-hop dancing to R. Kelly’s “Bump and Grind” or something.

Okay, now you, Scary Spice . . . You stupid, no-talent, 40year old bubblegum burnout. If you can’t evaluate rock and metal the same as you would a gang of choreographed, autotuned, robotic N-Sync clones than you shouldn’t be a judge. Period. And on a simple human level . . . you are a bitch for shitting on those kids. No way would you be so dismissive and cold if they were singing a Michael Jackson song or something. You’re a stupid, heartless bitch and I hate you.

Hahaha!!!

Totally…it amazes me that they have these types of “judges” judging other people’s attempts at music when their own tends to be totally banal and mediocre at best.

I agree completely with what Gunnar said. Which Is why i never watch these retarded talant shows. What do these fuckers know about talant? They also seem to automatically dismiss any act that isnt considered the “norm” or “pop”… it’s a buncha casual ‘sit on the couch with the family entertainment’ bull shyyyyyytt

Have you seen The Voice…Tom Jones, Will I Am and a few other hacks have their chairs turned around from the act while they sing so they judge on “talent” rather than look I guess…anyway they always look at each other and wink and give each other air high fives and act like they’ve just discovered the new Mozart or Hendrix or Marvin Gaye anytime some crappy boring singer captures their imagination. My wife watches this show and that carry on ALWAYS makes me want to put a fist through the tv!!!

I’ve not watched that one. They have it in USA too, but I think it’s Christina Aguilera, C. Lo Green, and some other putz doing the judging.

Hardly any singers go on to be famous or big time singers or whatever after being discorvered. American Idol winners used to. I couldnt name anyone in recent history though.

One Direction…they’ve been selling more records and breaking more record sales than even the Beatles did. Our world is going down the toilet.

I think American Idol gives kids a good exposure and jumping point if they’ve already got the chops. Maybe they’d have made a success of themselves regardless, but certainly not as rapidly and on such a wide scale.

I think, though, that the ratio of losers who “make it” after the show versus the “winners” is probably about 1:1. Most of the veterans that I can name from the show, with the exception of Kelly Clarkson, didn’t actually get the title.

One Direction…they’ve been selling more records and breaking more record sales than even the Beatles did. Our world is going down the toilet.

Don’t fret. Unless they become hardcore drug addicts and/or tabloid fodder, nobody will remember them in four years, max.

Has anyone else ever successfully “graduated” from a BOY BAND other than Justin Timberlake?

^ Well, Michael Jackson and (sort of) Ricky Martin.

Mark Walbergh.

Does Bobby Brown count?

Heidi Klum is an idiot and her attempts to be cool are just embarrassing. And yeah, what’s up with “What goes on in your house? I wanna meet the parents”? What goes on is their parents are obviously supportive of their kids’ creativity and encourages them to safely explore their imaginations and musical vision. I’m not sure why it is cause for concern that a little girl writes a song about Zombies, but none of the judges would even bat an eye if those same little kids came out hip-hop dancing to R. Kelly’s “Bump and Grind” or something.

Heidi Klum is a talentless fucking clotheshorse, who is she to judge anyone? And what goes on in her house, anyway? An unkind person might say that she has multiple kids by different fathers and is therefore a terrible example for her own kids. Maybe that’s she’s a greedy fuck who’s always trying to snare yet another millionaire into marrying her by getting pregnant. She is in no position to suggest that anyone else’s family is in bad shape. On top of that, she has no talent whatsoever and seems like a loathsome cunt.

Howard Stern and Mel B are two washed-up, talentless wankers as well.

I wouldn’t call Stern talentless…regardless of what you feel about him,he was a pioneer in talk radio…he may be washed up now but at one point he was doing some cutting edge shit on the radio that nobody else had the balls to do…he took a lot of chances and was a master interviewer…he got celebs and musicians to talk about shit that was outside of the normal hum drum drivel and in the old days he could extract some good stuff out of his guests…and he took as much(if not more) interest in some average joe off the street who might have something interesting to do or say…so I understand not liking him but to call him talentless,I can never agree with that…

Has anyone else ever successfully “graduated” from a BOY BAND other than Justin Timberlake?

Robbie Williams…his record label gave him £80,000,000 to make them 4 crappy records.

I wouldn’t call Stern talentless…regardless of what you feel about him,he was a pioneer in talk radio…he may be washed up now but at one point he was doing some cutting edge shit on the radio that nobody else had the balls to do…he took a lot of chances and was a master interviewer…he got celebs and musicians to talk about shit that was outside of the normal hum drum drivel and in the old days he could extract some good stuff out of his guests…and he took as much(if not more) interest in some average joe off the street who might have something interesting to do or say…so I understand not liking him but to call him talentless,I can never agree with that…

Sorry, i take that back, i should have said “currently talentless”, he was definitely a pioneer.