Best Ministry Lyrics

“I’ve worked so hard for your love, why won’t you even talk to me?”
“You don’t have what it takes.”
“But I’m willing to wooooooooork!!!”

I bet none of you can top these for best ever Ministry lyrics.

THIS IS A TEST - TEST - UUUHHH!

Run run run Cheney’s having fun.

I don’t think Ministry is a band known for its lyrics but one of my favorite lines is from “Reload”. Simple but effective and I can relate to it:

“You wanna lie down with dogs
You’re gonna wake up with fleas
Inside a world full of shit
You’re still an asshole to me”

“WHOOOA BLACK BETTY!!! WAMALAMALAM!!!”

No, no, no the best Ministry lyrics are obviously these [:P]

fabio original sin
fabio the state i’m in
fabio malicious crimes
fabio her for the time
fabio
fabio
fabio is the place you’ll go, ho!

While not technically Ministry…

Who’s your favourite cock?
Black ones, white ones, cherry striped ones…

Or…

Don’t fuck with Buck cause Buck will fuck you up.
Fuck Buck though.

Classic.

Actual, serious answer is the lyrics to The Fall.
Second place would probably be some of Chris’s lyrics from TMIATTTT.

“on your knees please, please get on your knees and give me head!”

Revolting Cocks - Get Down

“on your knees please, please get on your knees and give me head!”

Revolting Cocks - Get Down

You may also enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGMy9sxPeMk

my two personal favorite lyrics.

“Calling a mantra with a blade in the skin
for the demons within
I feel the pain is the death and decay
but the lesson never fades away”

“Head to head
chest to chest
which country is the very best
and in the land of rape and honey you prey”

yeah mine was a joke quote. it’s funny, but definitely not my fav. ministry/etc has too many good lyrics to quote a few.

lol whitehouse…yeah. i don’t know about them. i have a friend who showed me some of their stuff before…the music isn’t bad…his screeching and yelling just gets annoying after awhile though.

The third verse in Filth Pig.

"I keep chasing this tail but the tail gets bigger go figure
A thousand more stories keep the fires and flames alive
So how the fuck do I dream at night?
With the memories of a borrowed death, the guilty past "

Resurrection coming in stereo. If you say so.

blood keeps drinking away
certain of its destination
driving through new orleans at night
gotta find a destination

just one fix

life keeps slipping away
fighting in a war with damnation
poised, keep cutting away
i’m looking in through to salvation

just one fix

like if i boarded a train
trying to take in another station
join us and the choice will be made
unless we kill the lie as a nation

just one fix

Resurrection coming in stereo. If you say so.

I’ve always liked this one.

“The mirror collapses but the image does not.”
Late,
grmpysmrf

Resurrection coming in stereo. If you say so.

Had this in my head for days. This one is mine too.

just about anything off of The Mind or Psalm… but i think that The Fall has easily some of the best lyrics i have ever heard. i dont know what it is about that song… but every time i hear it i feel so much more than i am even comfortable with.

and knowing that uncle al wrote those lyrics, and then looking at where he is now… its sad…

Some disagree, but I believe the best lyrics come from one’s personal angst. Since Al was at a personal low point when he wrote the Filth Pig album (arrests, divorce, height of drug addiction) you get his best lyrics.