This is more like it.
I thought I liked beer until I visited Berlin then I realised I loved it. Can’t remember the name of one such beer (started with a G and was short enough) but each slug was wholesome. At home I usually drink stout as common lager beers in pubs are unspectacular to say the least. Though good stout is hard enough to come by too, for the good quality first few rounds you need to visit an old man’s pub as it won’t be watered down or flat.
On a usual night out I’m looking at maybe a few cans before heading out, 5-6 pints in a pub then whatever else I can afford in a club which usually exceeds another €50. If heading out late and going straight to a club or gig it’s customary to knock back a naggin or shoulder of whiskey and maybe some shots then waste all my money on overpriced beverages elsewhere.
I do love whiskey though. The best of the affordable mainstream lot is undoubtedly Jameson (triple distilled, using old vats). Shane McGowan has the spirit of things:
"Last night as I Slept
I dreamt I met with Behan
I shook him by the hand and we passed the time of day
When questioned on his views
On the crux of life’s philosophies
He had but these few clear and simple words to say
I am going, I am going
Any which the way wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing
I have cursed, bled and sworn
Jumped bail and landed up in jail
Life has often tried to stretch me
But the rope always was slack
And now that I’ve a pile
I’ll go down to the chelsea
I’ll walk in on my feet
But I’ll leave there on my back
Because I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing
Oh the words that he spoke
Seemed the wisest of philosophies
There’s nothing ever gained
By a wet thing called a tear
When the world is too dark
And I need the light inside of me
I’ll walk into a bar
And drink fifteen pints of beer
I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing
I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing
I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing
Where streams of whiskey are flowing
Where streams of whiskey are flowing"
I cannot for the life of me understand how stuff like Bud Light is popular. Why would anyone want to pay to drink urine?