So, I work with some really cool people and we all have lunch together, we solve the world’s problems, bitch about Administration and just all around talk shit and enjoy each other’s company… well, anyway, one of these really cool people is a gentleman who happens to be black and frequents a black barbershop probably once a month, where at the shop, he tells us, they talk of all of these dark conspiracies in Hollywood and the other elite wealthy.
The first one he shared with us a month or so back was that Tupac is still alive… (I know, I know Elvis wasn’t dead either but this is the kicker) Tupac is still alive and it’s his clone that was killed. He lives literally underground (as in inside the earth) with a whole society of famous people that are smart or wealthy and they’re down there living and working on shit that is going to save the earth or overthrow the earth or some shit. But Because Tupac obviously couldn’t just disappear into thin air when he went to live with the below ground dwellers they had to come up with this elaborate ruse to make his exit believable. So they cloned him, Tupac made his exit the clone made his entrance and then was shot, perfect exit!
This new one that he told us about today is the barbershop guys think that Hollywood is run by the Devil and Hollywood Elite have Satanic rituals in broad daylight but people are so into individuality and trying to be non Judgmental that nobody notices.
Also Kanye isn’t freaking out But he’s legitimately scared because Jayzee put a Satanic hit out on him and is having demons follow him to kill him. To prove this They had a picture of Kanye holding a plate of food for some rich white guy (you can find this picture/movie on the net… actually found out the white guy is some fashion designer) and that’s proof that there’s so much satanic power that’s making Kanye, a very important and powerful blackman, act like a servant to get into the Satan club or whatever.
Anybody else hear these stories anywhere else? Anybody have any other stories that are current and outlandish as these?
DAMN!!! I thought I had a pretty sweet deal getting a pretty lady to cut my hair privately in her salon while she lets me listen to the music I want and brings me cold beer . . . . but I’d actually kind of rather be learning all this cool shit from the black barbershop.
I love the Tupac underground theory.
I feel so much better knowing that a 90’s rapper is going to save us all.
I met a woman at Whataburger once who chewed my ear off for about an hour about how Taylor Swift is in league with the Illuminati. The best part of this rant is about how Taylor is actually a clone of Zeena Schreck, the daughter of Anton LaVey.
I met a woman at Whataburger once who chewed my ear off for about an hour about how Taylor Swift is in league with the Illuminati. The best part of this rant is about how Taylor is actually a clone of Zeena Schreck, the daughter of Anton LaVey.
Haha! As I’m thinking back 25+ years, the Zeena Schreck theory sounds slightly plausible. I’ve not heard her name or seen her in as many years (she used to have a more steady gig doing the trash talk show circuit amidst the Satan scare of the 80’s and early 90’s.
[reply]I met a woman at Whataburger once who chewed my ear off for about an hour about how Taylor Swift is in league with the Illuminati. The best part of this rant is about how Taylor is actually a clone of Zeena Schreck, the daughter of Anton LaVey.
Haha! As I’m thinking back 25+ years, the Zeena Schreck theory sounds slightly plausible. I’ve not heard her name or seen her in as many years (she used to have a more steady gig doing the trash talk show circuit amidst the Satan scare of the 80’s and early 90’s.[/reply]
I’ve seen snippets of those on YouTube. Oddly, her husband looked like a Goth Hans Matheson at the time, so maybe she wasn’t the only one who’s been cloned.
Yeah, Nikolas Schreck of RADIO WEREWOLF (who ran through the same talk show gauntlet as Zeena). I was looking up Zeena this morning and it pulled up this pic of Nikolas.
It’s just about the worst case of early 90’s attempted hair restoration you can find.
I don’t know of anything weird except this one dude that works with me refused to move into his new house until he met with a psychic to make sure everything was cool. Apparently, if you move into a house at the wrong time you will be doomed.
Haha! what? Is that part of feng shui or zen or something? Did he have a reason for this madness? Or just something he convinced himself of?
[reply][reply]I don’t know of anything weird except this one dude that works with me refused to move into his new house until he met with a psychic to make sure everything was cool. Apparently, if you move into a house at the wrong time you will be doomed.
Haha! what? Is that part of feng shui or zen or something? Did he have a reason for this madness? Or just something he convinced himself of?[/reply]
He’s from India. Maybe it is part of their custom. When he was telling me about it I hard time not laughing in his face so I didn’t really want to get into the details.[/reply]
Fair enough.
