Baboon 3 presents "BIG MAMA"

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continued from the Justin ‡ Symbol thread:

[reply][reply]I still think it’s a fucking shame that you didn’t come up with something more awesome for a name like “Justincredible” or maybe “Justincapable” or even “Justindistinguishable”.

I know isn’t it. You’re never short of smarmy lines are you? Didn’t you disappear for awhile? Welcome back buddy![/reply]

It is! I’m not! I did! Thanks, buddy![/reply]

So glad you breezed in with your fly-by queefdusting. Sometimes I do that. I live in the ghetto where everyone is poor and ugly because it makes me hip and artsy. So I sometimes pretend I’m a cropduster and fart as I’m walking on the sidewalk so the locals will be subjected to my gas but they’ll never assume it’s me because I’m not poor like them !

Anyway, since you’re back as yourself and not BigMama, and since I’ve received an annoying lackluster response to my new demo, and since the world needs a new turd in its face, and since blah blah blah, I will now unveil the long-awaited Baboon 3 masterpiece “BIG MAMA”

THE THIRD AND FINAL PIECE OF THE BABOON 3 TRILOGY

This song, was created several months ago, originally aimed at BigMama (aka you) when you were trolling the whole forum.

BigMama thought she was the queen of the trolls and then all these other stupid little trolls who have no talent came out of the woodwork so Baboon 3 decided to set the record straight once and for all that he is the King of the Trolls now and forever.

However I lost interest and forgot about this and then BigMama disappeared and Atom came back (surprise surprise).

Anyway here is the masterpiece, the finale of the Baboon 3 triptych, the ark of the Baboon 3 covenant, BIG MAMA:

https://baboon3.bandcamp.com

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Sexiest album cover I’ve seen in awhile.

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Sexiest album cover I’ve seen in awhile.

Has the Bab ever gone wrong in art direction? Or in anything really? I keep it 100% class here. Unlike my shitty, boring troll “competition”.

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Jesus Christ that is perfect. Love it.

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HA! I like the cover art and the music was amusing for about 30 seconds but I’m actually not “Big Mama”. Sorry folks.

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Her nipples alone require a B cup.

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Her lungs are clearly being crushed.

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She’s beautiful. LEAVE HER ALONE!! Now back to me. Everyone listen to and buy my new single “Big Mama”. Be good liberals and support my bastard children they need milk and food and Obamacare is not enough!

With mothers as abundant as the beauties above, who will provide for them?? These women are too beautiful to do things like walk a flight of stairs or go to work. So I have to step up!!

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She’s beautiful. LEAVE HER ALONE!! Now back to me. Everyone listen to and buy my new single “Big Mama”. Be good liberals and support my bastard children they need milk and food and Obamacare is not enough!

With mothers as abundant as the beauties above, who will provide for them?? These women are too beautiful to do things like walk a flight of stairs or go to work. So I have to step up!!

No. Even when you’re attempting to be “whacky” and “zany” you sound like someone trying to be someone else.

You know, I actually wouldn’t even give a flying fuck if it weren’t for you constantly trying to sell your shit to everyone on pretty much every forum you decide to dwell in; like some random at a party who double dips the chips, has like three red cups, all while dragging in dog shit that got stuck on the back of their dated, stupid looking JNCO jeans that they still think are cool (despite them never actually ever being cool).

Now sell me this pen.

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[reply]She’s beautiful. LEAVE HER ALONE!! Now back to me. Everyone listen to and buy my new single “Big Mama”. Be good liberals and support my bastard children they need milk and food and Obamacare is not enough!

With mothers as abundant as the beauties above, who will provide for them?? These women are too beautiful to do things like walk a flight of stairs or go to work. So I have to step up!!

No. Even when you’re attempting to be “whacky” and “zany” you sound like someone trying to be someone else.

You know, I actually wouldn’t even give a flying fuck if it weren’t for you constantly trying to sell your shit to everyone on pretty much every forum you decide to dwell in; like some random at a party who double dips the chips, has like three red cups, all while dragging in dog shit that got stuck on the back of their dated, stupid looking JNCO jeans that they still think are cool (despite them never actually ever being cool).

Now sell me this pen.[/reply]

I’d prefer being that random than YOU at a party. You’d be the guy dissing everyone in the corner, pissed cuz he can’t score and telling anyone who will listen what a douchebag the guy in the JNCOs is. I’d do you, though. I have a unibomber fetish. And by the way they’re UFOs not JNCOs I 'aint that old!

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[reply][reply]She’s beautiful. LEAVE HER ALONE!! Now back to me. Everyone listen to and buy my new single “Big Mama”. Be good liberals and support my bastard children they need milk and food and Obamacare is not enough!

With mothers as abundant as the beauties above, who will provide for them?? These women are too beautiful to do things like walk a flight of stairs or go to work. So I have to step up!!

No. Even when you’re attempting to be “whacky” and “zany” you sound like someone trying to be someone else.

You know, I actually wouldn’t even give a flying fuck if it weren’t for you constantly trying to sell your shit to everyone on pretty much every forum you decide to dwell in; like some random at a party who double dips the chips, has like three red cups, all while dragging in dog shit that got stuck on the back of their dated, stupid looking JNCO jeans that they still think are cool (despite them never actually ever being cool).

Now sell me this pen.[/reply]

I’d prefer being that random than YOU at a party. You’d be the guy dissing everyone in the corner, pissed cuz he can’t score and telling anyone who will listen what a douchebag the guy in the JNCOs is. I’d do you, though. I have a unibomber fetish. And by the way they’re UFOs not JNCOs I 'aint that old![/reply]

What the fuck are you even doing? Wait, I mean: You are so clever, free and even on the same level as me* when you’re openly pretending to be a “troll” on some random forum.

Good god, man. Learn when to tap out. Your fibula’s cracking and your tibia’s creaking. Quit while you’re at the painful and inescapable abyss you’re currently at.

*The guy at the party you weren’t invited to because everyone either didn’t like you to begin with or got tired of your bunk weed, weak roaches you’d so gratefully offer others and constant attempts at selling your “demos”, “remixes” and eventually “full length albums!!!” to everyone at the party even after they’d sent you to the garage with the h addicts passed out on a pissed stained couch and the two tweakers intensely playing chess. Also, the guy who (thankfully) doesn’t know the difference between JNCO and UFO jeans (assuming that even is what they’re called now) because he stopped paying attention to such faggotry after high school and the trend was no longer relevant or even on his radar. Shit looked dumb even when I liked shit that looked dumb.

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Shit looked dumb even when I liked shit that looked dumb.

What??! Was there ever such a time??! NO not for you atom. You’ve always been super cool!! I admit defeat!! Please let my sore asshole rest!!

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Please let my sore asshole rest!!

yeah right, you’re fooling no one. we all know you’re a power bottom.

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[reply]Shit looked dumb even when I liked shit that looked dumb.

What??! Was there ever such a time??! NO not for you atom. You’ve always been super cool!![/reply]

Yes, there ever was such a time where I thought dumb shit looked dumb…? I, thankfully having actually finished the 1st grade and not having been a fucking moron, became aware of this early on.

And yes again! You probably feel like a real winner by now, don’t you? I’ve always been super cool. Super cool as a fucking cucumber! And I hope when other people read this they emphasize the “super” in “super cool” because it should be emphasized due to how fucking cool I actually am and have always been.

I know internet cred is very important to you so I wanna build this thing up a bit like it’s Wrestlemania. Okay? You know?

I admit defeat!! Please let my sore asshole rest!!

But… I thought…

BigMama thought she was the queen of the trolls and then all these other stupid little trolls who have no talent came out of the woodwork so Baboon 3 decided to set the record straight once and for all that he is the King of the Trolls now and forever.

Don’t play the devil and then cry like a helpless bitch when satan randomly shows up for a bump off of your little hot-topic seeing eye ring and then knuckle punches your temples for false advertising.* Especially on the enternats wer its all jus fun n gayms! Right?

Now bite that fucking pillow or be prepared to pony up a grand for every tooth you decided the pain is worth losing.

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  • And you get all of this and more just for accusing the wrong person as being some shit poster/troll who nobody actually cared about.
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Oh more! More!! Fuck me harder!!

@grmpy: duh!!

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Oh more! More!! Fuck me harder!!

@grmpy: duh!!

Translation: I talked a lot of shit and now I can’t back it up. So, I’ll pretend to seem like I don’t care or that I’m amused by my current undoing.

Happy Friday night, Mr. Sociable. Hope you have a great show. Break a leg, killer!

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[reply]Oh more! More!! Fuck me harder!!

@grmpy: duh!!

Translation: I talked a lot of shit and now I can’t back it up. So, I’ll pretend to seem like I don’t care or that I’m amused by my current undoing.

Happy Friday night, Mr. Sociable. Hope you have a great show. Break a leg, killer![/reply]

atom you mad broseph? fat faggot. i suck yo dick tho. bitch

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. dem aint titties. dem baggies of pure fat. chest bellies. yuck. nasty. gross.

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Well, no shit. Maybe if she had a pair of dicks on her chest you’d be into it.

[reply][reply]Oh more! More!! Fuck me harder!!

@grmpy: duh!!

Translation: I talked a lot of shit and now I can’t back it up. So, I’ll pretend to seem like I don’t care or that I’m amused by my current undoing.

Happy Friday night, Mr. Sociable. Hope you have a great show. Break a leg, killer![/reply]

atom you mad broseph? fat faggot. i suck yo dick tho. bitch[/reply]

No, I’m not mad. I’m furious, brobice! My dick, or how fat my dick is, is irrelevant here. But it’s completely relevant everywhere else. Keep my dick out of your mouth.

And is this another dream? Am I in a coffee shop on Sunset Blvd. on a Friday morning? The wannabe elitist faggotry is almost suffocating. I’m about to puke in someone’s mocha puke-free late, piss in my pants, and have a seizure. Wait… wait,… am I in Oregon? I smell shitty weed and see two cunts acting like they’re high on shitty coke while smoking American Spirits.

Sticking multi-colored sharpies up your ass does not make you a peacock…??? Is that working? I don’t even know with some of you idiots anymore. What’s “witty” to a fucking moron who still finds shitty street art “inspiring” and PBR ironic? Gobble up a handful of balls, you unoriginal douche. You are not unique in being a whiny cunt. Your fake accounts do not mean you have actual friends who feel I am important enough to defend you from on the fucking internet.

I AM WRITING YOU LONG POSTS BECAUSE I CARE!!!