Dammit, you guys got the good ones. I guess I may as well be the feminine sea horse then.
The feminine sea horse? The Actual feminine sea horse is very masculine and the male sea horse is very feminine. The male has the babies. So you looking to be the pregnant male or smooth player female?
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grmpysmrf
You wanna be BLOODHORSE, Eureka? Fine. You can have it. I’m switching to SAWHORSE! It’s like a horse only on all its legs and mane and head and everything it has buzzsaw blades.
It’s pretty much the most badass horse ever.
Grumpy should be DEADHORSE, lol.
HAHAHAHA!!! I LIKE IT!!!
Wait, maybe I want a Terminator Horse instead if we’re going to make up random horses like this.
It’s an advanced T-800 model type but in horse form. It runs at speeds up to 500mph (despite it weighing over a ton), can crush a tank with one hoof, and stop a freight train without budging even an inch. It is completely dedicated to protecting me at all costs and requires no sleep, food, or water. It can live well past 150 years and is 2-5 times larger and more muscular than an average horse. It’s mission is to protect me.
It also has an Austrian accent when it neighs and wears Ray Bans at night.
Fuck yeah. Terminator horse. I’m actually wishing I had a horse like that now. I would be raising hell.
Grumpy should be DEADHORSE, lol.
Sometimes it feels like I’m beatin’ a dead horse and I don’t know why you’d be bringing me down…
Late,
grmpysmrf
Wait, maybe I want a Terminator
It’s an advanced T-800 model…and wears [u]Ray Bans[/u] at night.
Those were gargoyles, dude.
Late,
grmpysmrf
I think he got the Risky Business Horse by accident.
I think he got the Risky Business Horse by accident.
I could see how he could get those movies/glasses confused.
Late,
grmpysmrf
wears Ray Bans at night.
Nevermind. I double-checked. He got the Corey Hart Horse.
Sometimes it feels like I’m beatin’ a dead horse and I don’t know why you’d be bringing me down…
Late,
grmpysmrf
HAHAHA! I used to be able to do a pretty good imitation of this one. With the dance and everything
[reply]wears Ray Bans at night.
Nevermind. I double-checked. He got the Corey Hart Horse.
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Don’t mess around with the horse in shades, oh no.
The hell with you guys. I know my Terminator trivia. But my goddamn horse will be wearing Ray Ban Wayfarers like he doesn’t give a fuck.
He got those from Bootsy!!!
You know you’d feel cool riding that horse. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar. It’s got star sunglasses, for god’s sake.
But my goddamn horse will be wearing Ray Ban Wayfarers like he doesn’t give a fuck.
So it would be nothing like a terminator horse. really it needs the gargoyles… That’s the only way your horse will command respect. Otherwise it’s a no go.
Late,
grmpysmrf
You should also make him a nifty leather jacket.
He wore Gargoyles in the first one. Ray Bans might have been in the second.
And he actually did wear a pair of those fruity star sunglasses in one scene in the third film as well, if anyone remembers.