Yosemite Sam meets Paul Williams circa Smokey and the Bandit 3…
Holy shut he looks like fucking Meat Loaf. Hope he’s not still in them spandex shorts.
It definitely is reminiscent of some early 80’s trucker movie. I can picture some cat pulling his El Camino out of the service station after picking up a friendly gal at the diner and then the gal seeing that image in the rear view mirror with some horrible dialogue like,
“Oh no! It’s my husband!”.
“Husband??!! You never said you was hitched!”
“Well, I didn’t think it was a problem. He’s supposed to be in jail.”
“Jail??!!! For what??!!”
“For getting jealous and killing a guy I was hangin’ out with.”
Stand by for madcap hilarity and a kickass chase/fight scene.
RACKIN FRACKIN VARMINT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
He looks like the poster child of McDonalds !
I think he looks like a pro wrestler.
“Listen up, Honky Tonk Man! At Summerslam VII, I’m coming for youuuuuU!!!”
^HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He has the Hogan handlebars to go with it too.
He looks EXACTLY like the white trash janitor from my elementary school. His name was Rick Davis. I only remember that because he and his stupid white trash brother had a truck that said “Davis Bros. Racing” and supposedly had some stock car that they raced or something.
Even the retarded elementary school kids saw this fat bloated sack as desperate and pathetic, though.
I take it back, he doesn’t look like Meat Loaf, he looks like Chris Farley.
I take it back, he doesn’t look like Meat Loaf, he looks like Chris Farley.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Nailed it.
Is that really him or what?
EDIT - looked into it a bit…
It’s not him it’s some douche named Keith Lemon.
Leave the poor guy alone. He’s still way cooler than anyone here (except Gunnar).
I didn’t know that.
Are you sure?
Either way, that DOUCHE is the spitting image of current-day Axl regardless. Do an image search of Axl in the last 3 years and you’ll find almost the same exact look, just sometimes . . . . douchier.
Also, scientifically speaking, I already did a full-on laboratory test and report on the topic of the spankworthiness of Axl from Rock to Rock Bottom . . . and scientifically proved my formula of E = MC Axl.
You can’t really argue with science. I made a graph, dammit.
Who spanks to axl?
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Who spanks to axl?
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grmpysmrf
Slash.
[reply]Who spanks to axl?
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Slash.[/reply]
He does not. what a horrible thing to say.
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Is that Capt. Lou Albano? And if so, where’s the safety pin?
“Looks like he’s been singin ‘welcome to McDonald’s’ with nananananana cheese cheese”
Actual quote from my Dad.
“Looks like he’s been singin ‘welcome to McDonald’s’ with nananananana cheese cheese”
Actual quote from my Dad.
HA your dad’s funny!!
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