Ask Yearsofdecay

In the spirit of fairness, I think it is time to give Yearsofdecay his own EXCLUSIVE forum sub-section, in which he can share his infinite wisdom.

I felt that, if we have an ‘Ask Gunnar’ thread in the archives, we almost certainly need an ‘Ask Yearsofdecay’ thread here too, to restore the cosmic balance.

Let’s use this as our general section / newspaper-style advice column in which to ask y.o.d. for his thoughts on anything and everything.

I will start-

[i]Dear yearsofdecay,

I’m now hard at work on renovating my kitchen. My husband wants for the room to have a ‘Tuscan’ theme to it, but I have my heart set on more of an ‘American colonial’ look. It seems that we just can’t reach a compromise! What would you recommend?

Sincerely,
Perplexed in Palatine, IL.[/i]

I’ll just use this to respond to his dumb messages. You see, little coofin cock boy sends out Private messages with misspelled nonsense, but then he has his private messages blocked cause he’s a cowardly little lamb so no one can reply. I’m sure he’s done this to others as well. so feel free to post his sad little notes here and respond back to them.

this is what the little shit stain wrote…
“give your shit up , your boaring…”

To which I reply…
Coofin jammy jams. coofin

this is what the little shit stain wrote…
“give your shit up , your boaring…”

Oh come on G, the man was actually giving you a compliment.

When he says “give your shit up, your boaring,” what he means is that he’s concerned about your enthusiasm for the new uber-manly outdoor sport known as “boaring.” It involves fighting off numerous wild boars while blindfolded and with two hands tied behind your back.

“Boaring” is for the hardest of the hardcore, and many a good man - including my dear brother Zdenek back in the old country - has lost his life while going into this brutal combat with nature. Yearsofdecay simply had you pegged for a “boarer,” and was telling you to take it easy lest you get hurt.

I have a question for yearsofdecay:

Since your in an uneverse when only shit happens and these. How come then when scietists say their cold be even more planets in our sun that weren’t there before? Has this happened before us was there?

Is it gravity becouse I’m all shot out of ideas. Tell me then and don’t mess up.

Dear yearsofdecay,

Does this look infected to you?

What done can be do about the sand fless? full blood fucken sand fless bitch?

If a jammy jamjam samjamwich can jam bread jam juwanna man jam bam jam,how much can you jam jean van claude van jam on the jammy bar jam action?

He’ll jam back to all of you after he puts on his paJAMas, also known as jammies

What done can be do about the sand fless? full blood fucken sand fless bitch?

Now, he’s never going to answer if you phrase the question that way. You need to ask using the proper format. I’ll give it a go:

[I]Dear Yearsofdecay,

The other night, my son came home from school COVERED in sand fless. As you can guess, I was fuming when I had to take little Bobby to the emergency room in order to get his head shaven and his whole body covered in anti-sand fless topical ointment.

But that’s not what really burns me. It’s the fact that he LIED to me and claimed he was ‘staying after school’ to ‘attend band practice’…in actuality he was trying to impress his friends by playing at the local sand fless pit. How do you recommend I talk to him about his lying problem?

Sincerely,

‘Flessed Out’ in Florida[/I]

This thread should be renamed as “ask tomasz to ask years of decay”

This thread should be renamed as “ask tomasz to ask years of decay”

Yes, I will intercede on your behalf to ask questions of the Great One. I’m kind of like a saint, in that way.

I just had an idea to change the chorus from the original “Batman” TV show theme to “Sand Fless”:

Sand Flesssss…da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, SAND FLESSSSSSS…

Weird is good …

Weird is good …

How about boaring? Is boaring good? What if boaring jamz the coofin guitar? Bonus question… What if it jams the WHITE coofin guitar while being a full blooded german bitch? Didnt see that twist coming did you?

Sand fless is not a skin condition, Tomazs. It is a jammin’ term for non-Nazi minorities who apparently all live in sand and resemble fleas. Mexicans, chinks, spooks . . . They ain’t full blood Germans, that’s for sure. Therefore . . . Sand Fless. Anyway, my question isn’t what are they, but what should be done about them.

Mexicans, chinks, spooks . . . They ain’t full blood Germans, that’s for sure.

But Harry Callaghan hates them all equally.

Lame…

Lame…

Agreed Lame! No coofins

Anos de Decadência, já viste as fotografias das guitarras em forma de caixão, nas mais variadas cores, do Al? Ou será que efectivamente só existem em branco? Se calhar tudo neste mundo é branco como um alemão puro sangue, vão mas é todos para o caralho.

Newest dumbass message from the full blooded coofin jam master

Subject “Punk ass taste”
message “your it bitch”

Tomasz you wanna field this one?

Anos de Decadência, já viste as fotografias das guitarras em forma de caixão, nas mais variadas cores, do Al? Ou será que efectivamente só existem em branco? Se calhar tudo neste mundo é branco como um alemão puro sangue, vão mas é todos para o caralho.

For some reason i think this answer is a jammy white coofin guitar. Miguel That was nice of you to ask your question in his native full blooded german language. You guys can bond over white power now.