APPLE VS The FBI

http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2016/02/16/heres-why-fbi-forcing-apple-break-into-iphone-big-deal/80481766/

Conspiracy minded:
Anybody think Apple has already quietly complied and is making a stink to save face?

Who cares .

Who cares .

This was your wife’s question last night after I got done emptying gallons of semen down her gullet… I also said, “who cares?” but I told her I’d ask you anyway. [;)]

[reply][reply]Who cares .

This was your wife’s question last night after I got done emptying gallons of semen down her gullet… I also said, “who cares?” but I told her I’d ask you anyway. [;)][/reply]

When did you start cheating on your wife? That isn’t cool.[/reply]
I didnt cheat on my wife. She brought all that semen with her in a zip lock freezer baggie. Said shed been saving it from all the “real men.” As i said i just poured it down her throat.

I’ve only seen it in white.

Im not solid either way. In all honesty, like our mentally stunted friend wrote, “Who cares?”
That was just a thought i had after i had read the umpteenth headline on the “fight” it just kinda comes across like they are trying to convince people apple was still protecting our rights even though they are helping the govt.

my wife died of cancer 10 years ago…not cool there to talk shit on wives.

[This space right here is blocked so that no one makes a white coofin joke on it. Seriously, don’t even fucking think about it.]

Thank you.

my wife died of cancer 10 years ago…not cool there to talk shit on wives.

Wow, usually people just divorce.

Wow, usually people just divorce.

I’ve been watching a lot of Dateline recently and all I keep saying is the above.

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Wow, usually people just divorce.

I’ve been watching a lot of Dateline recently and all I keep saying is the above.[/reply]
HAHAHA

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Wow, usually people just divorce.

I’ve been watching a lot of Dateline recently and all I keep saying is the above.[/reply]
HAHAHA[/reply]

And if you ARE going to kill your wife, here are just a FEW pointers . . .

  1. Don’t tell all your friends, “I wish my wife was dead!”

  2. Don’t use your computer to Google search “How to kill my wife” 10,000 times.

  3. Don’t take out the $1,000,000 life insurance policy the week before you kill your wife.

  4. Regardless of the amount, don’t make a huge drama hassling the insurance people over the payout . . . while the body is still cold even.

  5. Don’t buy all of your murder supplies (duct tape, bleach, rope, shovel, etc.) at the local hardware store.

  6. Just use murder supplies you’ve already had for a long time. You should minimize your murder supply shopping as much as you can.

  7. If you do have to buy murder supplies . . . don’t use a credit card. Let me repeat this again . . . DON’T USE YOUR CREDIT CARD TO BUY MURDER SUPPLIES.

  8. Don’t publicly “start dating” or marry your side chick right away.

  9. Restrict your phone usage to only non-murder usage of phones. Pretend that you are innocent and use the phones accordingly . . . 911, police, checking on your woman (even after you know she’s dead), that sort of thing. Don’t just STOP calling her if you are supposedly still wondering where she is. And don’t leave a trail of 500 calls and texts to anyone else involved in your murder plan.

  10. Don’t involve anyone else in your murder plan. Murder is kind of a big deal and even those people you think you can trust to have your back . . . they won’t. Because they really don’t want to get in trouble for the murder that YOU committed. Just keep everything to yourself.

Are you suggesting yearsofdisgrace used cancer to kill his wife?

Are you suggesting yearsofdisgrace used cancer to kill his wife?

No, I was just following up on the Dateline comment.
I have ID Investigation Discovery as one of my TV channels now and after watching thousands of hours of murder shows, I at least have a short list of common rookie mistakes to avoid when committing murder.

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Are you suggesting yearsofdisgrace used cancer to kill his wife?

No, I was just following up on the Dateline comment.
I have ID Investigation Discovery as one of my TV channels now and after watching thousands of hours of murder shows, I at least have a short list of common rookie mistakes to avoid when committing murder.[/reply]

Me too. Some really crazy stuff people do.

No, I was just following up on the Dateline comment.
I have ID Investigation Discovery as one of my TV channels now and after watching thousands of hours of murder shows, I at least have a short list of common rookie mistakes to avoid when committing murder.

For aspiring writers of ‘murder ballads’ in any genre from blues to country, I have another one to add to Gunnar’s list.

When titling your murder-themed song, if you absolutely must call it something like “I’m Gonna Shoot My Old Lady Down”, keep it simple as that. Avoid the temptation to add all kinds of parenthetical information in the title, e.g. “I’m Gonna Shoot My Old Lady Down (Behind the Applebee’s in South Bend, At 2:30 AM on a Sunday, With a SIG Sauer Chambered for .40 S&W Ammunition)”.